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ICastFist , in The Bezos way.
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

bUt He cReAtEs tHe JeRbS!

AllonzeeLV ,

They aren’t greedy! They’re exercising rational self-interest!

They aren’t cruel! They’re acting in the best interests of shareholders!

They don’t sociopathically betray the workers who helped them succeed, they curtailed redundancies to maximize workplace efficiency!

We have always been at war with Eurasia!

Daft_ish ,

Oh, so you are ok with genocide. Dam commy.

portalsentinel ,

XDDDDDDDD what

Daft_ish ,

Theyre an anarchist communist stalanist genocidist. You can smell it on em.

AllonzeeLV ,

Just don’t call me a capitalist or I might get offended.

Daft_ish ,

Get em boys!

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

I couldn’t have phrased that any better!

Holzkohlen ,

It’s the people at the company working that make the money. So technically the people create their own jobs or smth. A company should be owned by the workers at that company and they should get to elect leading personnel. I think this sounds rad.

NewAgeOldPerson , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

This is one of those things I see people complain about everyone complaining. Like vegans or CrossFit people. I’ve met far more people complaining about complaints than actual incidents.

Most of us get it. It’s kids. I’ve seen obviously not emotional support animals brought in by asshats. Kids aren’t my concern.

ThePac , (edited )

Kids these days (Yes, I said that unironically) can’t be assed to deal with any amount of discomfort. They’ve had a childhood of screens put in front of them so they don’t have to deal with boredom and other shit that just ruins a person’s ability to operate in society.

Grow the fuck up and deal with it.

EDIT: So apparently people are reading this like I’m talking about the crying babies. I’m talking about the ridiculous, pseudo-child-free adults who can’t believe a baby might have trouble while flying and god forbid they should hear it cry.

AeroLemming ,

You mean their brains have been wired from an early age to be addicted to short-form content and never tolerate moments with nothing happening because they were given unfettered access to the internet and the psychological manipulation from big corporations that comes with it?

They’re just supposed to grow up and deal with that? How?

ThePac ,

They’re just supposed to grow up and deal with that?

Literally yes. I’m sure the process might be different for each person, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask that people learn to deal with the world around them instead of expecting the world to bend to their complaints at every discomfort. It won’t.

UnicodeHamSic ,

Your aren’t tlaking about people. You are talking about children.

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

kids are people, but yeah, point stands

AeroLemming ,

Mental disorders relating to attention have skyrocketed in recent years, most likely due to the influence of social media on young minds. This shit is causing actual brain damage to these poor children because they don’t know any better and their parents won’t limit their screen time. You can’t put that all on the kid.

ThePac , (edited )

I am putting it on the adults complaining about crying kids on planes or whatever other little thing that gets under their skin.

AeroLemming ,

Oh, well that changes the meaning of your comments entirely. Damn pronouns, always causing ambiguity everywhere!

Zalzabar ,

Not long ago I heard someone on the radio get very angry over kids playing ball hockey on their own street and in the same breath will complain that kids don’t go outside enough so yes I 100% agree with you people expect the world to bend for them when it’s inconvenient for them they are less of an adult then these kids crying on a plane smh

kablammy ,

FYI the younger ones are screaming because of pain from the inner ear air pressure changes that they don’t know how to prevent.

ThePac ,

JFC are people really understanding my take as blaming the fucking babies? The whole “kids these days” was a tongue-in-cheek reference to the adults in the plane complaining about the babies.

SpiderShoeCult ,

nah, lad, people are most likely understanding exactly what ya meant and they’re downvoting because of that. also the ‘pseudo-childfree’ mention might also be bothersome to some, what with it suggesting said lifestyle might be just a phase and thus claiming to have the absolute truth and such things. pretty sure parents would downvote a childfree person for suggesting a pseudo-parent notion.

but I’m 2 ales and a barleywine in already, so YMMV

this thread is entertaining though, for what it’s worth. I just want to see the fuckcarspeople get involved here as well, 'cause it’s getting kind of repetitive

why isn’t there a fuckplanes community, I wonder? I mean they still use leaded fuel and are probably making us all stupider and more violent and stuff

ThePac ,

Maybe go start c/fuck_everything?

also the ‘pseudo-childfree’ mention might also be bothersome to some, what with it suggesting said lifestyle might be just a phase

That was not my intention. I don’t consider it a phase and I don’t think everyone needs to be a parent. I just got a very c\fuck_kids vibe from the whole thing. I’m sure I could have said it better, but… eh.

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

kids these days can’t be assed to deal with any amount of discomfort.🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

Your lack of self awareness is astounding.

UID_Zero ,
@UID_Zero@infosec.pub avatar

I’m thankful that my kids fly well, and always have. We flew with them at ~15 months with no issues.

I’ve always heard the complaints about screaming infants and whatnot…but I’ve never seen it. Granted, I don’t fly too often (and less so more recently), but I’ve never had the “classic” kid crying through the entire flight. It just doesn’t happen as often as people think. I’m sure when it does happen that it’s pretty f’n annoying, though.

Dr_pepper_spray ,

I have. It’s pretty unpleasant, but you put your headphones on and listen to something. These people that assume there is some policy that flights have to be as quiet as a church are beyond me.

Ryumast3r ,

FYI, emotional support animals aren’t protected on flights any more than other animals on flights, meaning they have to stay in a crate/kennel.

Only service animals can be outside of the carrier and there’s extra paperwork associated with that.

catreadingabook , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?
@catreadingabook@kbin.social avatar

A sizable portion of the population would convince themselves that the sky is green, if that was their party's official position.

And a sizable portion of politicians, of a certain moral character, would take the official position that the sky is green if someone paid them enough.

On an unrelated note, I wonder which party is heavily sponsored by the oil and gas industry?

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The answer, like in most countries, is both of the largest parties.

Can’t have the other party get in and get rid of your subsidies, bad for business, ya know?

SuddenDownpour ,

Unfortunately both.

Not that the GOP’s positions on climate change aren’t far more deranged, of course, just noting that the Dems are also heavily influenced by lobbying.

Raisin8659 , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?
@Raisin8659@monyet.cc avatar
remotelove ,

Rodents and insects. (Notably some species of caterpillar.)

BleatingZombie ,

Really? I knew of the groundhog, but I thought that was it. Do you, by chance, know where I could learn about the caterpillar oracle?

remotelove , (edited )
SomeoneElse , in Poor models. Please stop model brutality

When will the media stop with these unrealistic portrayals of the female body?

Sotuanduso ,

Sorry, you don’t know any women who can phase through solid objects?

Zozano , in Show me what you got!
FilthyShrooms ,
interolivary , in Breakfasts from around the world!
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Finnish breakfast:

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/c046cfad-32c6-4a28-a28c-1bab743997d3.webp

Coffee, vodka and a cigarette.

socsa ,

Where do I apply?

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

If you want to have vodka for breakfast, bah gawd you can just do it, no need to apply to anything.

GreenMario ,

Everything a body needs.

Rinox ,

Got offered this exactly by my friend’s grandpa in Romania

SirSpud ,
@SirSpud@aussie.zone avatar

Nutritious AND delicious!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Vodka is made from potatoes

Potatoes contain most of the nutrients you need to survive

QED vodka is a balanced breakfast

TheObserver , in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Wish this sub would not allow politics and move the shit over to the politics meme place instead.

krolden OP , (edited )
@krolden@lemmy.ml avatar
dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

All the fuckin normies on lemmy.world. No piracy, no politics, no fun.

timicin ,

look at the responses in other fediverse instances; the no piracy, no politics, no fun crowd is the majority

Viking_Hippie ,

No. A loud and opinionated minority does not a majority make. Most people aren’t insufferable on the internet, it’s just that those are the easiest ones to spot and the hardest ones to avoid.

See for example: the amount of American libertarians who “bow to nobody and never stop fighting for their freedom and independence” in online discussions vs the amount of people who vote for the US Libertarian Party rather than the GOP.

JDubbleu ,

I agree. I had Reddit filtered pretty well to avoid politics, but Lemmy has very few communities which outright ban politics which makes it very difficult to avoid. I even agree with most of the politics on here but it gets annoying and exhausting when it’s absolutely everywhere. I’ve seen the above meme like 5 times already, I didn’t enjoy it the first time and I’m sure as shit not going to the fifth.

Lightor ,

I too hate how lemmy doesn’t censor people and communities…

saxysammyp ,

Politics, like it or not, is a big part of our culture. Art (memes included), comments on culture. I agree it can get exhausting, but it’s not something that we can hide from either. Personally, I prefer white quips about the subject compared to the doom scroll articles seen on political news communities.

10_0 ,

Totally agree, at least have political or controversial posts tagged

Lightor ,

Because scrolling past them is too hard?

Kichae ,

Block the sub and find a meme community that's sanitized to your liking.

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.cafe avatar

The only issue is what is considered a political issue? Are we filtering based on US politics? Based on the politics of other countries?

I could post a meme about the wealthgap or the cost of living right now, and I would probably get a lot of concurrence because despite it being a political issue, it is something most people can relate to and agree with.

On the otherhand, I could make an LGBTQ related meme, and I would get some backlash because it is controversial to some people.

I could probably agree with OP's meme being political because it is literally an Anarchocommunist poking fun at liberals or American Democrats. On the otherhand, there are several memes here posted daily that are going to "political" to some, and completely benign to others. And in the end, when a sub bans "political" content, it usually comes down to what are the political leanings of the moderation or admin staff.

timicin ,

the "no politics" crowd is speaking from a place of intense privilege and i know this because politics and fucked my life and seeing people support politicians who are responsible for those politics is maddening.

JDubbleu ,

I engage with politics quite a bit, and do my best to try and stay informed about current issues. However, being bombarded with it 24/7 is a great way to make people numb to politics and stop caring. It’s good to be able to choose when you have the energy to engage with it, and being able to filter it out at times is part of that. Yes it is privileged, but that doesn’t make it negative.

epicspongee ,

However, being bombarded with it 24/7 is a great way to make people numb to politics and stop caring.

I have literally never experienced this.

Lightor ,

The people that stop caring are privileged enough to not be impacted by politics. If laws being passed are actively making your life harder, you care. You don’t have the option not to.

Uranium3006 ,
@Uranium3006@kbin.social avatar

indeed. there are states in the US that are nonviable for me to live for discrimination reasons. I don't have the ability to be ignorant

WhiteHawk ,

So because politics screwed up your life that means online communities that do not discuss politics are not allowed to exist?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Username checks out.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

One of my best friends almost died because of the abortion bans so I can’t afford to sit this one out either 😞

ZzyzxRoad ,

I get what you’re saying, but I still think it’s a seriously outsized response to someone asking to categorize memes better lmao.

Lightor ,

Not allowing political memes here wouldn’t be categorizing, it would be censorship on a popular community while pushing that content to a smaller community with less visibility.

You always have the option to just keep scrolling.

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

You’re in the wrong instance if you don’t want politics, the .ml is short for Marxism-Leninism

socsa ,

Actually it’s short for Mali

krolden OP ,
@krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

actually its short for mike lindell

xerazal ,

Actually it’s short for mein leben

glowie OP , in Debate
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar
MonkeyBusiness , in It really is just another Rootkit.

Spudward is on a fucking crusade

buckykat ,

A righteous one though

balance_sheet ,

But a cringe one nonetheless…

I use Librewolf/Fennec combo and hate what Chromium has done to this world but this guy needs a chill pill…

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Tone policing, one of the best signs that we should ignore you

balance_sheet ,

I saw more than 5 posts from this guy about chromium bad today…

pivot_root ,

Only? We need more.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Why? You realize it’s an internal community here, right?

The group is divided into people who already have Fox and people who dislike it’s features enough to use something Chromium like Brave or Vivaldi.

No one’s changing their minds over these memes here, and we’re not getting visibility from some huge amount of people on a public forum who don’t know why chrome bad so that you can proselytize.

At this point it’s just making me wish we had more diversity of fucking content.

happyfunball , (edited )

Honestly I want to look at funny memes, not be fed fud about something I’m already aware exists. It’s not even funny to look at, it’s just getting depressing.

Edit: Apparently these memes were posted by one user, so I just blocked that user.

buckykat ,

Anybody who unironically calls things cringe should be disregarded.

narwhalperson ,

Wow, you weren’t kidding.

Vlyn , in It gets really good after the first 31 episodes

Not just for series, this is the same with games.

“The first 50 hours of Final Fantasy 14 suck, but the expansions afterwards are worth it!”

“The game starts at max level!”

I can’t stand it. And it’s not like the game magically gets much better, it just feels pretty okay for someone who just wasted months of their time on the bad parts. Of course you’ll enjoy mediocre parts later on after suffering through that crap.

A game has to start being fun ten minutes after the tutorial tops. Why play it otherwise?

bane_killgrind ,

For PvP centric games they absolutely get better at max level. You finally are at parity for numbers, and so skill plays a larger role.

DrQuint ,

I find PvP games with unlockables and grindables to be the opposite of a good time.

VikingHippie ,

Same. Even on the rare occasion where I’ll do a free to play MMORPG, I avoid PVP and otherwise dealing with other players as much as I can and of course eventually get sick of the grind and return to single player games

PixxlMan ,

This is exactly why I hate PvP games with unlockables. Just put everyone on a level playing field from the start, à la CSGO etc.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“The game starts at max level!”

Diablo 4 fans be like

VikingHippie ,

2 and especially 3 too, though

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Ironically what got me into Diablo was my then-girlfriend now-spouse insisting that I go back to Diablo 1 with her and experience it for the story, and damn if that didn't hook me quick. Endgame D2 and D3 are great and all, but what makes something great even greater is having any sort of emotional connection to the story the game takes place in.

Also hot damn the ambiance of D1 is just something else.

Vlyn ,

Nah, Diablo 4 is much more fun when leveling from 1 to 70 or so. 70 - 100 is just doing the same things over and over with barely any rewards. It’s the other way around there, leveling is fun, endgame is dogshit.

Usually “game starts at max level” is used for MMOs like WoW. Where all the leveling is seen as annoying bullshit fetch quests and at max level you do dungeons and raids.

AngryCommieKender ,

That would not.apply at all to EvE Online. Levels? What levels? Game content? Only if you make it happen. Lol.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the game, but it certainly isn’t for everyone

Subverb ,

This is not true for D4 unless you’re trying to max level as fast as you can. I took my time and did most of the side quests, and I intend to go back and finish them all. The quests are interesting and engaging and voice acted all the way through.

D4 is quite a good leveling experience if you don’t play it zoom-zoom.

jimmux ,

Conversely, too many good games get bad reviews because of lacking endgame. So go play the next thing in your overflowing backlog. Some games do what they came for, and that’s fine.

It’s like giving a bad movie review because the concession stand was closed when you left the cinema.

nostalgicgamerz ,

My brother is 100% this…”ohhh you just have to get through the fetchquests of ARR and then the story is SOO good”

CoderKat ,

Ugh, ARR is horrible for that. It really is a good game after all that bullshit, but it doesn’t excuse the bullshit existing in the first place. Plus it’s so weird for Final Fantasy, a story driven RPG, to have so many low quality quests in the first place (both story and side quests). I can’t fault anyone not wanting to deal with that.

Best thing it has going for it is that the dungeons are really fun even when the story quests suck. But it’s been years since I’ve played and my knowledge may be stale. Someday I’ll go back, but no way I’ll start with a new character lol.

iByteABit ,

I’ve said that about FFXIV lol

It gets so much better though when Heavensward enters, it’s insanely good

Vlyn ,

The story or the gameplay? Because all I wanted to do was play a fun MMO, get items and do dungeons with other people. Instead I did quests like hit 3 rocks with your basic ability. Great! Hit 3 more rocks with the same ability. Done? Now run between 4 NPCs and talk with each of them. Great, now kill 8 enemies over there. Run back, talk with 2 more NPCs. Run through the city and interact with 8 lamp posts, the interaction takes several seconds each, because why not? …

I really tried to power through this absolute bullshit, but after a few hours I simply gave up. It only got worse, not better.

As you say Heavensward, I still hear that there is a ton of dumb quests then. Like the story is right at a critical point and they send you off on hours of fetch quests before you can continue?

iByteABit ,

It’s true that it’s very grindy with lots of fetch quests, but the actual story gets really good from then and on

Vlyn ,

I honestly don’t care about the story that much in games. A good story is nice, if the gameplay is there. If the only thing that is actually good about the game is the story… I’ll just read a book instead.

iByteABit ,

The grind is kind of an MMO thing, it’s not for everyone. Personally I enjoyed the gameplay while chilling with a friend and listening to music on the background

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Not to be that guy, but once you get past the first 35 levels of story in FFXIV (which is a lot faster than 50 hours) it really picks up quick. Like a lot.

Vlyn ,

The story or the gameplay? Because all I wanted to do was play a fun MMO, get items and do dungeons with other people. Instead I did quests like hit 3 rocks with your basic ability. Great! Hit 3 more rocks with the same ability. Done? Now run between 4 NPCs and talk with each of them. Great, now kill 8 enemies over there. Run back, talk with 2 more NPCs. Run through the city and interact with 8 lamp posts, the interaction takes several seconds each, because why not? …

I really tried to power through this absolute bullshit, but after a few hours I simply gave up. It only got worse, not better.

Pulptastic ,

Also the tutorial shouldn’t take an hour.

AngryCommieKender ,

Ehhh, Final Fantasy I’ll give a pass to on that sort of thing. They were telling good enough stories at least up till FF 10 that a two hour tutorial was ok, because the rest of the game was going to take you a minimum of 60 hours to complete. There are a few other RPGs that would get a similar pass. Baldur’s Gate would get the pass, but unless they changed something in 3 I expect less than a half hour tutorial in that game as well

GoumLeChat ,

That’s why I don’t play japanese rpgs despite liking them. You have to “play” for 10 to 15 hours before the game actually starts. And during this time it’s a whole lot of cinematic and dialogs with minimal gameplay. Sometimes it gets ridiculous. I can’t remember which game, but after few minutes of dialog you’d be walking for less than a minute to then have dialog again… I want to play and have fun damn it.

AngryCommieKender ,

I can’t remember which game, but after few minutes of dialog you’d be walking for less than a minute to then have dialog again… I want to play and have fun damn it.

Sounds suspiciously like Final Fantasy 13. I swear that game was basically an 8 hour FMV that was broken up every 5 minutes for the first 8 hours of the game.

averyfalken ,

Yeah no I can’t do games like that. I don’t have as much time for ma vidja games as I used to or as much as I would like these days I can’t afford to wait 50 hours for enjoyment to start. If it takes that dn long for a game to be fun its just bad game design

garyyo , in Revelations

Given the type of people that we are targeting here I think that helium blow-up dolls are are a bit of a waste, especially considering the scale that we would need to perform this on to actually make it somewhat believable. Better would be to use hydrogen, its soo much cheaper than helium, has better lift, and is not a limited resource. Along with that a custom order of human shaped and roughly human colored (with painted on clothes patterns) balloons would work better. Likely a lot cheaper if done at larger scales, blow up dolls are made of tougher material than your average balloon. This would also allow for the pursuit of more sustainable materials given that we are just sort of releasing this stuff into the sky.

There is also a matter of making it realistic. If we are limiting to maybe one city then its best to create some devices that automatically release them on timed schedules. load these up with a handful of people balloons each and let them release with increasing frequency throughout the day. Should be a bit more convincing and gets a bigger effect. For cleanup we already filled these guys with hydrogen, so why not just light them up. might make for a good effect and leave less waste to be examined, making it more difficult to prove that this is not a rapture event.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Sounds like a plan. I’m in

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

You got it all tought out beforehand didn’t you?

anarchyrabbit ,

Dude was waiting for this moment a long time!

Zacryon , (edited ) in *Impotent rage*

Some nerding:

From a technical perspective that’s less an issue with people and more an issue with the technology design. People aim for the most comfortable, ergonomic way to hold a smartphone. Which is, you already know it, holding it “vertically” (= long side up, small side sideways). You can easily do it with one hand, whereas you usually need two hands to hold it horizontally. However, it is easily possible to place the camera sensor chip such that it can capture images in widescreen format even when holding the device vertically. Manufacturers usually don’t do this, because they want to allow a more intuitive handling, like “what you see is what you get”. If you hold the phone horizontally, this is directly reflected by a widescreen image and the other way around.

Since people also usually hold their phones vertically when using apps, several platforms, like YouTube for example as well as their content creators, have developed improved support for this. So you can continue mindless scrolling while enjoying more of an image. If the videos / images were in widescreen, the image would be scaled down and details might be missed when holding the device vertically. You would have a lot of black and just a small box in the middle with the images or videos. Probably everyone who reads this will have experienced this.

However, this is of course annoying for people who don’t mind holding the phone horizontally or who are watching videos on a widescreen device like a PC monitor. And that’s not a surprise. We humans evolved to have a larger field of view in horizontal than in vertical direction. We can see more to our sides, but less in up-down directions.

I don’t fear that movies or shows will be recorded in this format (other than for artistic purposes), since that’s a thing where even the comfortable “vertical phone holders” will prefer the wider screen format. But for cheap low effort content or shorter videos and if the target platforms are usually used on smartphones, this is probably a nuisance we have to learn to live with. ;)

RIP_Apollo ,

However, this is of course annoying for people who don’t mind holding the phone vertically or who are watching videos on a widescreen device

I think you meant to write “horizontally” here :)

Hupf ,

Only if you want to film ants.

VikingHippie ,

Do you want to film ants? Because that’s how you film ants!

Zacryon ,

Yes. Thank you, a little mistake. Fixed it. :) (After 3 months. :D )

RIP_Apollo ,

Better late than never :)

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s all fine and dandy, but what I can’t excuse is people exporting a portrait format to widescreen with black bars. Or the reverse, for that matter.

Piers ,

And I can’t stand content that has cropping baked in. At least in theory you can zoom in on uncropped content.

NewEnglandRedshirt ,
@NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is the best explanation I’ve ever seen to the reapond to the vertical video complaint. Thank you!

Zacryon ,

You’re welcome. :>

PeleSpirit , in We beat the fediverse by crashing lemmy.world!

Here the Lemmy.World owner talks about all of this: lemmy.world/post/2923697

hemmes ,

Is there any way to link to posts contextually so that it’s viewed in the context of the readers instance instead of just hyperlinked to the source instance?

PeleSpirit ,

I think there are people making scripts for that but I don’t use it. You have to put the link text in your instance search.

OtakuAltair ,

Sync automatically opens it in your instance it seems.

lemann ,

Yep. There’s support for this in ActivityPub, but only Sync and one bot actually implements it… the official webui and none of the other apps support link translation yet

notenoughbutter ,

we use !community

but idk if that works for posts, let me try

!post/[email protected]

!2923697

!p/[email protected]

edit- doesn’t work, it seems

lemann ,
NathanielThomas , in Probably New Zealanders too.

Everyone thinking Canadians are bilingual but it’s just we were forced to take french in school and can now say “ou est le supermarche?” and that’s it.

Licherally ,

In the US we take like four to six years of Spanish and walk away with “donde estas la biblioteca” and “donde esta el baño.”

SnowBunting ,

Hey it’s important that we know we’re the el baño is. Very important. Yes.

scottywh ,

Just about as important as “un cervesa, por favor”

Atomic ,

That’s because you don’t want to learn Spanish. I know English because I wanted to learn it. I practiced it daily and got pretty decent at it.

I also took 4 years of German. I hardly remember any of it. Because I wasn’t interested in learning any. It was just something I had to do.

BartsBigBugBag ,

I took half that many years of Spanish, and that’s about all I remember too. Also, “tocar los pompes”. I feel like we do it all wrong here though. Language classes aren’t typically until high school, and by then your ability to learn languages is far less than when you are younger. It can still be done, but you have to want to, and teenagers have too much going on to care about speaking a language they haven’t used this far in their life.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Tocar los pompes? What are pompes? Is it slang for something? Spanish is my first language and I’ve never heard that word

AngryCommieKender ,

Lávate los manos!

fernandu00 ,

American Dad refference ❤️

aceshigh ,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

i just remember “dios mio no es beno” from that 70’s show. i probably spelled that incorrectly.

although i cheated… i took 2 years of spanish in jr. high, and didn’t learn shit. so i took my native language in hs and college. got an a- in college.

AngryCommieKender ,

Jay parlay France-says trey bee-in! Jaytude quart annes in laycool.

That’s all I need to know as an American. Any French speakers will immediately switch into English and forbid me from speaking in French, lol.

Anon819450514 ,

Here is an attempt to fix that for you: J’ai parlé français, c’est très bien. J’ai étudié quatre années à l’école.

Leviathan ,

Je parle français très bien. Je l’ai étudié quatre ans a l’école.

Braysl ,

Hey speak for yourself, I was forced into French immersion school by my parents with promises of good government jobs. Now I can understand French but Quebecois is a whole different beast 😂

ahriboy ,

Why do some people prefer Quebecer over Quebecois, when reporting on current events in Quebec in English?

threelonmusketeers ,

I think Quebecer is a noun, but Quebecois is an adjective? Someone please correct me if I’m mistaken…

Leviathan ,

Quebecer it’s just our demonym in English.

zaphod ,

Québécois is the French denonym, Quebecer is English, some people prefer the French name.

Haus ,

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

autokludge ,
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oooh aqua, sounds fancy.

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