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Track_Shovel , in I’d vote for the bear any day

I would feel safer alone in a room with the bear than a politician. At least I know what the bear wants.

someguy3 ,

Oreos.

cm0002 ,

At least I know what the bear wants.

Yea, to be able to re-build his hibernation food mountain of human junk food after a raccoon and his friends stole it again

knacht1 , in Windows 7
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Surfing away with an administrator account.

girlfreddy ,
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Trying to teach my in-laws not to do that was impossible.

barsquid ,

Maybe it was just easier to install those browser bars as admin.

knolord ,

That is the sole reason the UAC exists in post-Vista Windows.

TommySoda , in Mortal combat

This meme was a lot funnier before the whole Assassin’s Creed debacle. Although it is funny seeing people get mad about it while trying not to sound racist lol.

Fubarberry , in Obviously needed
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Unpopular opinion, but the extra “iss” is unnecessary for reading the word, and with this being a newspaper article they have limited headline space.

Clearly this is just efficient debloating of the article title.

prettybunnys ,

tl;dr bot out here taking jobs from journalists

danc4498 ,

Also, it’s great for grabbing people’s attention. Exactly the purpose of a headline.

veroxii ,

Think of all the ink they’re saving! The ink is how they usually get you.

jaybone ,

HP has been running this scam since Gutenberg.

Evilschnuff , in No Kevin

That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.

jaybone ,

Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”

Grandwolf319 ,

Or just sleep in your bed or besides you…

Blahaj_Blast , in only two options
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Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.

Yadaran , (edited ) in sIGmA BeHaiovouR

The game is 9 years old, and the update hasn’t even been released yet. Everyone complaining in here that all mods break is just making assumptions without any knowledge of what the update is actually gonna do to your mods. High chance it actually breaks a lot, but nobody can know that at this time.

Edit: I read an article from Nexus mods and the only mod guaranteed to break is F4SE, which will probably be updated to work on the updated soon after release, maybe the Mod Team can even get a preview of the version to get some work done ahead of time.

Everything else will have to see after the update is out.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , (edited )
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…do you know how modding works? This will 100% break our mods, it’s going to be a new version and new version patches ALWAYS kill mods, that’s how it works

Edit: And would you look at that? The update killed a shitload of mods, just like I said it would.

FluorideMind ,

Confidently incorrect.

Kiosade ,

Yes… you are.

ErKaf ,

Mods don’t care about a higher version number. They break if the stuff that got modded is changed. So mods that dont touch any of the updated stuff wont break. I was able to keep using mods of old versions in other games often already. Not every mod has to break everytime.

extant ,

The game uses archive files to package the game files and if one file changes then that breaks all the mods, and since there are several key files it essentially breaks that entire category of mod. So they aren’t as crazy as they sound even if you are correct.

PoolloverNathan ,

If applying a patch extracts and repacks the archive, then unrelated files can definitely be changed. See for example Minecraft jarmodding, which is just merging two zips.

affiliate ,

they’re probably assuming it will be like every skyrim update released in the past 10 years, which is a fair assumption.

and this update has also caused the widely anticipated fallout london project being indefinitely postponed. in the article linked, you can see the fallout london project lead saying:

“But with the new update dropping just 48 hours [after Fallout London’s original release date], the past four years of our work stand to just simply break.”

i don’t really see what good it does to say “nobody can know that at this time”, when people have every reason to think that it will break their mods. i mean sure, nobody knows the future, but you can say that about literally every single prediction made about anything in the future. it’s a tautology. are you trying to imply people shouldn’t make predictions about anything?

Traegert ,

If it’s not from the Delphi reigion, it’s not a proper prophecy, just a guess

Kiosade ,

It would then be a sparkling vision.

belated_frog_pants ,

I mean they have a track record of breaking things with updatea consistently

Kwakigra ,

They did the same thing with Skyrim a few weeks ago and destroyed my mod loadout. They’re updating the game to attract new purchases. They don’t care what happens to everyone who has the game and all dlcs already.

reverendsteveii , in Never seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.

Christians are so desperate to ignore Christ that they literally made up a gate that they called The Eye of the Needle and said that’s what Christ was talking about. This gate, which definitely never existed and was not at all what Christ was referring to, was supposedly a bit narrower than other gates and a camel could get through it if it was only carrying a moderate amount of wealth rather than an extreme amount.

LittleBorat2 ,

Camel could also mean rope which is a very similar word in Aramaic. Of course I don’t read Aramaic but that’s what someone said.

Asafum ,

That would actually make more sense as the concepts are similar enough, instead of thread its rope as opposed to thread vs a riding/pack animal lol

Gabu ,

That would actually make more sense

It doesn’t and it isn’t. The whole point of the parable is to say that it’s impossible for a rich person to go to heaven.

Asafum ,

It’s still impossible to get a rope through the eye of a needle unless a rope and a thread can be used interchangeably. I’m not much of a language expert to say for sure lol

Live_your_lives ,

According to the Lexham Bible Dictionary, “most scholars reject this interpretation because the meager textual evidence most likely can be attributed to speculations about this verse by some church fathers.”

stinerman ,
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You can defeat Jesus on technicalities. This is why it’s always important to have a lawyer write your holy books.

drolex ,

To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)

AlligatorBlizzard ,

What’s really funny is that Judaism is basically rules lawyering as a religion.

Patches ,

With a sprinkling of The Irishman for the ‘Shabbos Guy’

Patches ,

You can defeat Jesus on technicalities

Sure can. It’s like half of the entire practice of Judaism. No lt about Jesus but it is all about cheating God’s rule.

npr.org/…/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-prot…

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode

drolex ,

Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.

Although ‘Jesus’ means ‘Mexican First Name’ in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing

miguel ,
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more like josé, i think 🤔 jesus’s dad is more mexican first name, lmao

prime_number_314159 ,

I talked to one of the authors of the New American Bible, who told me the text is a mistranslation, and it’s more like “harder than putting a rope through the eye of a needle”, which would’ve been an idiom familiar to the fishers in the area.

It means “impossible”, which is suitable because the things Jesus called for you to do make a rich person into a not rich person, as far as material wealth goes.

reverendsteveii ,

I’d be curious to see some actual source on that. Shit like that happens all the time and I find it fascinating.

Live_your_lives ,

According to the Lexham Bible Dictionary, this interpretation “dates back to the fifth century and suggests that kamelos, the Greek word for camel, should actually be read as kamilos, which denotes a rope or a ship’s anchor cable. … However, most scholars reject this interpretation because the meager textual evidence most likely can be attributed to speculations about this verse by some church fathers (Origen, Cyril of Alexandria; see Fitzmyer, Luke, 1204; Barclay, Matthew, 239).”

They also disagree with the gate interpretation, saying that “Scholars have found no historical foundation for this view, and no evidence supports the existence of such a small gate in Jerusalem’s walls.”

Flax_vert ,

TIL.

Postmortal_Pop , in Not looking to pick a fight but.. there's only seven stories in the world.

I remember when photoshop became widely available and the art community collectively declared it the death of art. To put the techniques of master artists in the hand of anyone who can use a mouse would put the painter out of business. I watched as the news fumed and fired over delinquents photoshopping celebrity nudes, declaring that we’ll never be able to trust a photo again. I saw the cynical ire of views as the same news shopped magazine images for the vanity of their guests and the support of their political views. Now, the dust long settled, photoshop is taught in schools and used by designer globally. Photo manipulation is so prevalent that you probably don’t realize your phone camera is preprogrammed to cover your zits and remove your loose hairs. It’s a feature you have to actively turn off. The masters of their craft are still masters, the need for a painted canvas never went away. We laugh at obvious shop jobs in the news, and even our out of touch representatives know when am image is fake.

The world, as it seems, has enough room for a new tool. As it did again with digital photography, the death of the real photographers. As it did with 3D printing, the death of the real sculptors and carvers. As it did with synth music, the death of the real musician. When the dust settles on AI, the artist will be there to load their portfolio into the trainer and prompt out a dozen raw ideas before picking the composition they feel is right and shaping it anew. The craft will not die. The world will hate the next advancement, and the cycle will repeat.

essell OP ,

Brilliantly expressed. Thank you

EldritchFeminity ,

When it comes to AI art, the Photoshop/invention of the camera argument doesn’t really compare because there’s really 2 or 3 things people are actually upset about, and it’s not the tool itself. It’s the way the data is sourced, the people who are using it/what they’re using it for, and the lack of meaning behind the art.

As somebody said elsewhere in here, sampling for music is done from pre-made content explicitly for use as samples or used under license. AI art generators do neither. They fill their data sets with art used without permission and no licensing, and given the right prompting, you can get them to spit out that data verbatim.

This compounds into the next issue, the people using it, and more specifically, how those people are using it. If it was being used as a tool to help make the creation process more efficient or easier, that would be one thing. But it’s largely being used by people to replace the artist and people who think that being able to prompt an image and use it unedited makes them just as good an artist as anybody working by hand, stylus, etc. They’re “idea” guys, who care nothing for the process and only the output (and how much that output is gonna cost). But anybody can be an “idea” guy, it’s the work and knowledge that makes the difference between having an idea for a game and releasing a game on Steam. To the creative, creating art (regardless of the kind - music, painting, stories, whatever) is as much about the work as it is the final piece. It’s how they process life, the same as dreaming at night. AI bros are the middle managers of the art world - taking credit for the work of others while thinking that their input is the most important part.

And for the last point, as Adam Savage said on why he doesn’t like AI art (besides the late-stage capitalism bubble of it putting people out of work), “They lack, I think they lack a point of view. I think that’s my issue with all the AI generated art that I can see is…the only reason I’m interested in looking at something that got made is because that thing that got made was made with a point of view. The thing itself is not as interesting to me as the mind and heart behind the thing and I have yet to see in AI…I have yet to smell what smells like a point of view.” He later goes on to talk about how at some point a student film will come out that does something really cool with AI (and then Hollywood will copy it into the ground until it’s stale and boring). But we are not at that point yet. AI art is just Content. In the same way that corporate music is Content. Shallow and vapid and meaningless. Like having a machine that spits out elevator music. It may be very well done elevator music on a technical level, but it’s still just elevator music. You can take that elevator music and do something cool with it (like Vaporwave), but on its own, it exists merely for the sake of existing. It doesn’t tell a story or make a statement. It doesn’t have any context.

To quote Bennett Foddy in one of the most rage inducing games of the past decade, “For years now, people have been predicting that games would soon be made out of prefabricated objects, bought in a store and assembled into a world. And for the most part that hasn’t happened, because the objects in the store are trash. I don’t mean that they look bad or that they’re badly made, although a lot of them are - I mean that they’re trash in the way that food becomes trash as soon as you put it in a sink. Things are made to be consumed in a certain context, and once the moment is gone, they transform into garbage. In the context of technology, those moments pass by in seconds. Over time, we’ve poured more and more refuse into this vast digital landfill that we call the internet. It now vastly outweighs the things that are fresh, untainted and unused. When everything around us is cultural trash, trash becomes the new medium, the lingua franca of the digital age. You could build culture out of trash, but only trash culture. B-games, B-movies, B-music, B-philosophy.”

Gabu ,

That is precisely it. Generative AI is a tool, just like a digital canvas over a physical canvas, just like a canvas over a cave wall. As it has always been, the ones best prepared to adapt to this new tool are the artists. Instead of fighting the tool, we need to learn how to best use it. No AI, short of a true General Intelligence, will ever be able to make the decisions inherent to illustration, but it can get you close enough to the final vision so as to skip the labor intensive part.

whenigrowup356 , in Wait I didn't mean it like that

“Really? How about dying for it?”

IsThisAnAI , (edited )

Being in the US military isn’t all that dangerous compared to other dangerous jobs. Only 7000 or so depending on who you ask have died in the last 20 years. That includes two wars, one that lasted 15 years.

bloubz ,

Yes you do your wars with drones these days

SlopppyEngineer ,

That’s correct. Truckers and roofers, just to give a few examples, have a much higher chance of dying when doing their job looking at the statistics.

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
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Construction too. I peg my "I'm in danger" meter every time I go up in a scissor lift. Those lights/speakers/fire strobes/WAPs don't make it 30 feet up to your Walmart ceiling by themselves. Then there's the residential a-hole who wants a camera at the apex of his roof on the third floor, so gotta break out the creaky old sun-bleached 40-foot extension ladder and fuck around like Clark Griswold...

Cornucopiaofplenty ,

I can’t believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time

ours ,

The chances of trauma and injury is another thing.

Very few die but so many end up mentally or physically diminished.

IsThisAnAI ,

Yeah PTSD is for real., I’m not discounting the nature of the military. But you probably aren’t going to die. The US military should do better when those folks no doubt, but on the whole most benefit from their active duty.

altima_neo ,
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Just don’t fly a helicopter during training exercises

cobysev ,

Truth. I just retired from the US Air Force 2 years ago. Spent 20 years as an IT technician. Most of the time, I just worked in a safe, secluded server room. Even while deployed to Iraq, I pretty much worked and lived in bunkers. Wasn’t even allowed to leave the base. My job was pretty safe.

I deployed to a Marine camp once in 2005. My Marine boss said she hoped to god she never saw an Air Force person with a gun in their hands. She said that would mean the planes are down, the base is overrun, and the Marines are dead. She said we were literally the last line of defense. So if we were ever attacked, she told me to just hand my weapon and ammunition to the nearest Marine and go take cover until it’s all over.

protozoan_ninja ,

"Would you give an arm? How about a leg?

HopFlop ,

It cost me an arm and a leg. (No, it wasn’t my arm, obviously…)

hperrin , in Yeee yee

I’m not far-left, I’m extreme far-left. Radical far-left if you will. I want everyone to have healthcare and adequate housing. (spooky noises)

Xanis ,

Whoaa there. That’s a bit extreme, don’t you think? Maybe turn it down a bit. Best we can do is Universal Debt and cardboard boxes.

TokenBoomer ,
NotBillMurray ,

Luxury gay space communism or bust

AngryCommieKender ,

FALGSC Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

Overshoot2648 ,

I just a Mutualist who wants worker consumer cooperatives and housing cooperatives to be the only way to form businesses. Unless someone has a direct stake in the firm, they shouldn’t be able to benefit from it. No rent seeking, no venture capital, no bureaucracy.

DessertStorms , in borders
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They didn't just create the borders, but also actively pitted the different local groups in each region, all over the globe, against each other to keep them from joining forces against the colonisers and imperialists, so very deliberate war mongering.

Similar tactics are used today in the form of "culture wars" and institutional and systemic bigotry - we (the working class, the majority of the population) are divided and pitted against each other by those who want to keep us from joining forces and turning on them.

BestBouclettes ,

And did pretty much the same thing with Africa

Letstakealook ,

Not pretty much, they literally did that. The Rwandan genocide (probably the most well known, next to Darfur) was the direct result of Belgian colonialism and racism.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

It can also be argued that Belgian predatory colonialism at least facilitated the emergence of HIV

DessertStorms ,
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Yes, that's why I said

the different local groups in each region, all over the globe

BestBouclettes ,

Yep sorry, missed that part 👍

THE_ANTIHERO , in Fight and flight
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Finally some good plane memes . Also fuck boeing

TimeSquirrel ,
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I can't believe NASA still trusts them to make a space capsule.

THE_ANTIHERO ,
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They do must be paying people big bucks for the chance.

Chewget ,

Didn’t they sue to get the chance?

mkwt ,

I believe NASA may be required by law to procure the Boeing solution.

FlaminGoku ,

Alternate meta title “Swift on her way to force people to vote”

ummthatguy , in Cycling 🚴‍♂️🥵
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kat_angstrom , in Let's see them Lemmy.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/adf33586-e956-4448-88a2-fb0548656adf.jpegHypurrtia, the greatest cat we’ve ever known <3

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

What a name! What a blep.

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