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lettruthout , in Found on Wikipedia

So, in the bottom picture, the staff can only passively look at the far away screens?

“No touchy the keyboard!”

someguy3 ,

Good catch, wonder why they’re so far away.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

To avoid accidentally fucking something up by bumping a key? Maybe they only pull them forward when they have to change something.

maiskanzler ,

It’s probably also highly automated and the staff’s job is just to watch for irregularities and alert the necessary teams.

zephr_c , (edited )

I mean, I’m all for giving jobs to humans and all, but isn’t monitoring a bunch of numbers and sending an alert when they go wrong one of the few things computers are actually objectively better at than humans are?

Edit: Holy crap people. I understand that they’re probably not there for that purpose. That was the entire point I was trying to make. You don’t ALL need to point out the obvious to me.

gregorum ,

It’s because of something actually does go wrong, it might take all of them to deal with the issue and the fallout

Bezier ,
@Bezier@suppo.fi avatar

I would assume that these people are there mainly because they know what to do if something goes wrong, instead of sitting there for easily automatable tasks.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I also have to assume they probably do rotations, like watch/guard duty in the military, of control room and more active work, or it would get suuuuper boring real fast. Plus their skills would get rusty if nothing ever happened.

But maybe I’m overly optimistic.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Watching the same screen show the same shit all day long would be boring as hell.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Aside from redundancy being an important safety thing, I'd guess they also have a pretty good idea what to do if something goes wrong.

someguy3 ,

I think the computers do send the alert, via the screen to those people who then need to act on it.

Buckshot ,

I’ve worked on SCADA systems. The most the keyboard was used for was logging in then then putting something heavy on it stop the computer going to sleep. System was entirely controlled by the mouse and head office didn’t consider that 1 person might be monitoring 4-6 computers on their own for an 8 hour shift and enforced a 5 minute idle lockout on all of them.

Pantherina ,

They control

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

“Welcome to your new job Private. Here we run a fully automatic system. You just need to watch this screen and let me know if there are any issues with the bleeps, the sweeps or the creeps. Got that?”

superduperenigma , in But this... does put a smile on my face

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

maybe they’re really into creepy sexist jokes and defending paedophiles and they figured RMS would overlook the licensing to support some fellow travelers…

hackerwacker ,

Dude is 71 years old and has dedicated his life to establishing and promoting free software. Let it go. The only creep here is you.

FiniteBanjo ,

What about Root Mean Square? Are we cleaning signals?

Deestan , in Come on Barbie lets go Party

As a european it’s always been fucking WERID how americans panic and reach for their guns at the mention of socialism.

AdmiralShat ,

I mean

There was this whole thing called the Soviet Union then there was like a missile crisis

And there was like a group that called themselves National Socialists and they did a genocide and tried to take over a bunch of land by force

We also had to fight a bunch of talking trees that dug tunnels because military industrial complex and heroin

It’s definitely many layers of propaganda but as an American I definitely understand WHERE it comes from, I understand why most people here flinch at the word.

You also gotta understand we had multiple generations in a row huffing lead gasoline so while younger millennials aren’t impacted as bad, MOST Americans are legitimately lead brained.

Got_Bent ,

It wasn’t just leaded gasoline. I was busy getting hot boxed with cigarettes in my grandparent’s leaded gasoline car before burning some asbestos, plastic cutlery, and batteries in the living room fireplace.

Forget no seatbelts or bicycle helmets. Our chemical exposure would probably send a younger person without a built up tolerance into instant seizure.

I also remember crimping down lead shot sinkers on my fishing line with my teeth. Good times. Good times indeed.

azertyfun ,

Bruh

The Nazis were literally IN Europe. The USSR literally built a WALL here splitting the continent. And you’re saying that explains why America is the one with socialism PTSD???

Ain’t nothing more American than making everything about you I guess.

AdmiralShat ,

I guess you can’t fucking read lol, the comment I’m replying to was TALKING ABOUT AMERICANS. I didn’t make it about Americans the fucking European did.

Holy shit dude how did you fuck that up so bad

azertyfun ,

But European don’t panic at the mention of socialism (what the comment you’re replying to was talking about) yet the Europeans have suffered FAR MORE from your examples of “socialism” than Americans. You can’t explain away how American politics differ from European politics by appropriating European tragedies.

AdmiralShat , (edited )

You are so shoved up your own ass it’s insane. Firstly, really bad reading skills. I never justified the response, just that I understand the origins. For fucks sake use your brain a little before attacking someone and sounding like a dunce for it.

azertyfun ,

But it DOES NOT explain the origins. The USSR and the Nazis are not CAUSES. They CAN’T BE because otherwise Europe would never integrated elements of socialism!

I think we actually agree on that, it’s just semantics at this point. Whatever.

Also watch your aggressiveness. I didn’t call you names and I expect the same in return.

AdmiralShat , (edited )

It’s not even semantics if you’re actively misunderstanding the definitions of words, but okay illiterate.

Don’t tell someone to watch their aggressiveness AFTER you started being a cunt. I expect you not to be a cunt to begin with, so why am I beholden to YOUR levels of response? Ridiculous to assume you set the bar when you already fucked right on past it to begin with.

The fucking ego on this guy, ffs

Also, “it can’t be the right answer because a different place with different culture did a different thing!”. Seriously? Did I not explain the lead brain and the propaganda? Or did you not read that? Oh wait, borderline illiterate yeah. Like I’m not justifying the response IM EXPLAINING THE ORIGIN OF IT.

If you can’t follow along then stop replying altogether here

TacoButtPlug ,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the boomers who do this primarily. I guess they were spoon fed this shit as babies.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

As an American I wish it was easier to pack up and move to Europe :(

Sprucie ,

This is a genuine question from a European, what does make it difficult to move here?

SimpleMachine ,

Maybe I just suck at the research, but from what I can tell getting a permanent residence visa is not easy for Americans. If I’m wrong I would absolutely love to know.

frezik ,

France seems to be relatively easy to gain permanent residence and even citizenship, but they do expect you to learn fluent French. Most of the EU requires birthright citizenship. A few will grant it to the decedents of immigrants, like Ireland, though they only do it for two generations out.

Efwis ,

Money for the most part for a lot of people.

Passports are $400+ USD, then there are the plane tickets, which are hundreds of dollars. Then to top it off you need to have room and board while looking for a job and someplace to live.

Another thing I’ve heard is fear of leaving the known and family.

BreadOven ,

Do Americans not usually have passports? I just assumed most people had one (I’m not American though).

Efwis ,

Pretty much the only time we need passports is if we travel outside the U.S. and territories. Those that take cruises or cross borders to other countries would, but generally speaking a majority of Americans don’t have passports.

jollyrogue ,

No. Most don’t leave the US, so they isn’t a need. Plus, until recently, Canada and Mexico only needed an ID card like a drivers license.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Eh for me it’s a lot of things. For one just roots, family and friends. Then next is work, I’d have to find a new job over there (doubtful my current one would let me work abroad), and I’d need to see if visas would let me work over there, and for how long. I would probably make less over there, but cost of living is lower too, so I’d have to do finances. Most countries don’t let you own property unless you’re a citizen, and I wouldn’t be, so I’d have to rent for a while. Path to citizenship would then be difficult, and I would have to pay taxes for both countries. Then just pure logistics of what do I do with everything here, would have to basically start all over. It’d be much easier if I was in my early 20s, but I’m nearing 40 which makes it much more difficult.

jollyrogue ,

Money mostly.

There is usually something like needing $250K in the bank to be considered for permanent residency. Then the paperwork costs money, so most Americans will have to wait until they get refugee status.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

Several things keep Americans from moving to Europe.

First, immigration laws of the country one is moving to. If one is not able to get a passport from an EU or EEA county based on ancestry, you basically need to be sponsored for a work visa by a company in the country you want to move to, which can be quite difficult. And even then, you have to be employed in that country for long enough to qualify for permanent residency, then citizenship, which can take up to 7 or 8 years in some countries.

If one is lucky enough to have parents or grandparents who emigrated to the US from a European country and can claim citizenship based on that, it’s a lot of work to get all of the paperwork together and verified and accepted by that government’s consulate (at least it is for Germany, but German bureaucracy is … special).

Second, the US is one of the only countries in the world that double taxes its citizens. If someone was born in the United States, they will have to file taxes reporting income to the US government every single year until they die, and PAY taxes to the US government on any income over a certain amount every year until they die, regardless of the source of that income, and regardless of the fact that taxes on the same income need to be paid to the host country.

While I have zero respect for the snivelling shitgibbon name Boris Johnson, he was born in New York and had to renounce his US citizenship to escape the IRS. You also have to PAY the US government $2350 (in cash) for the privilege of giving up your citizenship, which is also…unique.

Sometimes there are tax treaties that can take most of the sting out of the double taxation issue (Norway’s is decent for US citizens), but it depends on the country.

Finally, it just never occurs to many Americans that leaving is even a possibility.

whogivesashit ,

We’re all poor af

Got_Bent ,

In all fairness, we panic and reach for our guns at the mention of just about anything. Right this very moment, I’m pooping on company time, scared out of my wits, a nine millimeter at the ready atop my presently ankle adorning boxers.

Blackmist ,

WAS THAT THE DOORBELL!!!

themeatbridge , in Traditional values

Not the artist who worked on the character model, either. Just a random woman who had written some of the story, and had previously retweeted support of a movement to keep incels from secretly videotaping people in bathrooms and hotels. For this, she wa labeled a radical feminist and fired.

emergencyfood OP ,

Oh yes, I cut some details to keep the explanation short. It was absurd as it is.

themeatbridge ,

I understand completely. It’s like a seven layer bullshit nachos plate, where every layer is a new, worse kind of bullshit.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in Oops
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What a fucking idiot.

li10 ,

If he wanna watch the bowl, then he wanna watch the bowl.

Don’t hate. His wrist, his life.

kattenluik ,

no hate, just idiot.

li10 ,

The fucking sound hateful tho.

Broken wrist ain’t that bad as long as bone still in.

kattenluik ,

wrist > weird TV program

li10 ,

Some people have different priorities in life 🤷‍♂️

kattenluik ,

they shouldn’t prioritize some ads over their health, that’s sad.

VampyreOfNazareth ,

Loss of feeling in hand bad

Misconduct ,

I can think someone is being a dumbass without having any kind of hateful feelings towards them. Hell, I love a few morons

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

i agree with you. i usually wait til the next day to go to the er when i break a bone. theyre usually mean to me, so i gotta get mentally ready to go there.

UlfKirsten ,

How often do you break a bone?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

about once a year lately

racoon ,

For how long? If the human body has 206 bones, you might end up losing 25% of your bones in the near future. Take care and be well!

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

4 years :/

Mr_Fish , (edited )

I usually wait til the next day to go to the er

A. You break a bone often enough to have a common practice for it?

B. What the fuck do you think ER stands for?

C. If they’re mean to you, is any of the meanness them saying “you should’ve come here yesterday”?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

A. Yes, I’m clumsy and make mistakes.

B. Emergency Room

C. I feel like you’re being rude, and I don’t like it. Please treat me with respect. I’m trying my best.

Drusas ,

It seems like you're just refusing to acknowledge that you are frustrating medical staff by making your problem worse. Repeatedly.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not refusing to acknowledge that. If that’s what I’m doing, then I’m glad you let me know. Sorry for upsetting you and my previous ER providers. I will try to do better. But, unless you have received medical care at a VA, I don’t think you would have the experience needed ro understand my sentiment. I’m not exaggerating. When I go to the ER now, I make sure to have a friend with me so that I have a witness. I have a childhood friend that is an ER doctor take me.

The last time I broke a bone and went to the ER, they gave me a splint and referred me to ortho because it was complicated. It took 2 months to get seen. I had a broken wrist for 2 months before I saw ortho for it, and the only reason I got seen that “early” was because I started complaining to the patient advocate about it.

MrScottyTay ,

He wasn’t rude. But I will be. Stop being so fucking stupid, get there ASAP next time. It’ll only take one really bad one to fuck you up for the rest of your life, if you get a rest of your life.

jws_shadotak ,

It’s really not gonna change anything about the outcome, unless the broken bone just happens to cut open his radial artery, which is highly unlikely.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Still… I don’t care what one’s passion is; one should never let it interfere with the need for immediate medical attention.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I’ve been to an Arctic Monkeys concert where a dude behind me broke his leg and kept moshpitting (don’t ask me why there was a brutal moshpit at an Arctic Monkeys concert) for another hour before he was finally taken care of by paramedics.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

(don’t ask me why there was a brutal moshpit at an Arctic Monkeys concert)

That is weird. o.o

PR3CiSiON ,

Well that’s what he’s saying, it’s not immediate.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Close enough if you ask me.

racoon ,

As a young teen, I used to love to entertain the thought that my watching the game on TV would somehow alter the trajectory and the outcome of the score. If my watching the game is irrelevant, what’s the point of paying attention?

It’s narcissistic egocentrism, but hey for parallel universes and Heisenberg pop science

ReakDuck ,

I dont get what you mean by narcisstic egocentrism?

It sounds more like you gaslight yourself for the capitalistism of watching TV and consume the ads. Idk whats true but I wonder what you mean.

Donkter ,

Mf doesn’t know the opiodic bliss of watching some griddy.

skeeter_dave , in Happy Lunar New Year

Nah, as a cracker ass American I think I will celebrate Lunar New Year and immerse myself in the lore and customs of people I share this plant with because history rocks my fucking socks.

Varyk OP ,

F*** yeah. Happy February 10th and Happy New Year!

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck yeah I love this plant

Steak , in "I beg you to hear his side of the story"

I watched his video about this. Came off to me like he is disregarding the fact that Russia is attacking Ukraine and more acted like it somehow a mutual war where there was no other option than to fight each other. Like dude, the difference is, if Russia stops fighting everything goes back to nornal. If Ukraine stops fighting, they fucking won’t exist anymore.

nephs ,

I’m glad Nazi Germany eventually had to stop fighting. Unfortunately, many of their brains went to work with the US with pretty much no repercussion.

ips-dc.org/the_cias_worst-kept_secret_newly_decla…

LoveSausage ,

Eternal war then? Who put up a peace agreement and who rejected it?

qdJzXuisAndVQb2 ,

I guess just war until the Russian colonisers are expelled, putting an end to the imperialist invasion. Stop the expansionary push to exploit weaker, foreign countries. It’s pretty clear-cut.

brain_in_a_box ,

It’s a good thing that life is a Marvel movie, and the good guys always win.

GiveMemes ,

I see you consistently with the most brain-dead takes on this site. It’s honestly kinda hilarious to me how often I see a comment on this site that is almost entirely false and then I look at the username and it’s yours lol

brain_in_a_box ,

What? I’m agreeing with you guys; we don’t need to consider the possibility that Ukraine won’t win a total victory. Ukraine are the good guys, and the script says good guys always win.

octopus_ink ,

So when I show up to your house with weapons and force my way in, it’s totally reasonable for me to whine and complain when I tell you I only want to take over your bathroom and you don’t like that deal? Or will you shoot me dead (or call the cops to do so) unless I leave?

Steak ,

The ladder.

cygon ,

To add to what others have already answered, if Ukraine accepted such a “deal”, more war would be coming to Europe.

  • When Russia still falsely assumed they could destroy Ukraine in just weeks, they were already prepared to march right through into Moldova (there’s ample reporting from mainstream and non-mainstream publications an internet search will reveal)
  • Intense propaganda is currently aimed at Europe’s right wingers to seed distrust and destabilize Europe and to form positive opinions on Russia
  • Hungary is controlled by a pro-Russian far-right dictator, Poland just barely teetered back from the brink
  • Germany’s fascist party wants “Dexit,” (and “Brexit” was a Russian undertaking, too). Yes, pro-Russian far-right parties again, both. Same old.
  • Russia is working with Republicans to pull the US out of NATO and destroy America from the inside out (surprise, another pro-Russian far-right party)
  • A heavily Russian-influenced billionaire bought Twitter and allowed unchecked government propaganda from Russia under the guise of free speech to aid in the previous undertaking.

I have every reason to believe that Russia will just move on to the next target and that things would be far worse in Europe already if Ukraine wasn’t keeping a large portion of Russian resources aimed at them.

Also consider that any time Russia offered a ceasefire (such agreements were accepted several times), they always used it to safely rush supplies to the front lines and broke the ceasefire immediately after, often just hours after it was instated.

ImplyingImplications , in Senior to Boss?

Your raise schedule should be outlined in your union contract! :)

mipadaitu ,

But if I join a union, then I might have to pay union dues!!! Getting a 20% raise isn’t worth losing 2% to dues!!!

Szymon ,

Now you see why the right wing tries to neuter schools and education.

qaz ,

Have you considered how many video games you can buy using all that money you saved on union dues?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

We talking full priced or steam summer sale?

ironhydroxide , (edited )

You need to phrase that differently.

It’s not 20% raise, it’s 1/5 more. And it’s not 2% dues, it’s 1/50 less.

See the dues are definitely worse!!!

bleistift2 ,

The sad thing is, there are people who wholeheartedly agree with that reasoning…

ShaggySnacks ,

One of the most vivid arithmetic failings displayed by Americans occurred in the early 1980s, when the A&W restaurant chain released a new hamburger to rival the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder. With a third-pound of beef, the A&W burger had more meat than the Quarter Pounder; in taste tests, customers preferred A&W’s burger. And it was less expensive. A lavish A&W television and radio marketing campaign cited these benefits. Yet instead of leaping at the great value, customers snubbed it.

Only when the company held customer focus groups did it become clear why. The Third Pounder presented the American public with a test in fractions. And we failed. Misunderstanding the value of one-third, customers believed they were being overcharged. Why, they asked the researchers, should they pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as they did for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald’s. The “4” in “¼,” larger than the “3” in “⅓,” led them astray.

Did Third-of-a-Pound Burger Fail Because People Didn’t Understand Fractions? by Snopes, June 17, 2022

derekabutton ,

It’s actually way worse than that. 1/50!!! Huge number

ironhydroxide ,

Ugh… I failed. Fixed in edit

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

On a similar note, paying 10% of my total income to health insurance is absolutely worth it, because they partially pay for 3 doctors visits per year and tell me to go fuck myself when I need antidepressants or Advil.

Zink ,

The typical high deductible health plans these days only seem to work well for people that need like no healthcare, or people who need a ton of it.

My secret trick is to have an incurable condition where the medications to hopefully stabilize you or slow progress of the disease are so hilariously expensive that the pharma company will pay all of my out of pocket costs. It’s like my employer pays me my salary, then my insurance company pays an entire separate yearly salary to the pharma company.

BorgDrone ,

Every half decent company will do this, union or not.

ummthatguy , in Math
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
PP_BOY_ , in it's gross
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Germans are weird. Last one I was with kept screaming her age when we tried anal

“Nein! Nein!”

Stanwich ,

God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

tdawg ,

Right here officer. Ya that’s the guy

Gabu ,

You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict… used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they’re dead.

Thcdenton ,
ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed

Thcdenton ,

Oh my sweet summer child…

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

For it to be needed regularly.

Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn’t uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it’s cheese pizza.

GlitterInfection ,

Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Chris Chan?

xavier666 ,

Oof!

manual3204 , in razor blades
@manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar
JustUseMint ,

Idk why but this bothers me

Patches ,

Because they owned the house for who knows how many decades and only used 9 razor blades?

andrew_bidlaw ,

If it was a vinyl, it would still count as a mint condition.

jubilationtcornpone ,

“Ah, it’s only been a couple months. This blade is still good. Ouch! Ooohhh… That’s a bad cut. Oh well. Just need a wad of toilet paper to power through it.”

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The year is 1950. A veteran of World War II has come home, married his best girl, gone on a whirlwind honeymoon to exotic, far off Daytona Beach, then like many people in this time, picked a location and built a house. Then he’s recalled to service to go fight in a place called Korea, and never returns. His widow never remarries. Most of a century later, the next owners of the house wonder why there’s so few razor blades in the wall.

DickFiasco , in You liar!

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer’s bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

camelbeard OP ,

Yeah I should have known, started the thing at 12:26 (actually know this because I called my wife to check if we had 3 hours and 38 minutes before we needed to go), its 17:18 and I just got the door open…

sbexpert ,

If you haven’t already, clean the dryer vent thoroughly, including the whole exhaust vent leading outside. This should be done at least once a year. Once the vent is clear it should speed up drying, if not it might be the dryer itself and the manual might have solutions.

Here are some guides: familyhandyman.com/…/how-to-clean-a-dryer-vent/home.howstuffworks.com/…/dryer-vent-cleaning.htm

Magrath ,

It took almost 5 hours to the dry the clothes?

camelbeard OP ,

It’s a washer and dryer, so it did both

Bathtubwalrus ,

We had one of these combos at an Airbnb I stayed at in Iceland. I’d never seen or used one before and I was flabbergasted to see it took like 4-5 hours to wash and dry the tiniest load of laundry! Not gonna take my big ass washer and dryer for granted anymore haha.

hemko ,

I wish we had the space to have separate machines for washing and drying, it’s a lot better unless if you’re a single guy with minimal amount of clothes to wash.

Even with wife and a toddler it does fine, but you just need to be strategic on what you wash and when

airbreather , (edited ) in Unbelievable
  1. Next year is a leap year.
BigDaddySlim OP ,
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

Too many numbers I can’t keep track of em all

neptune ,

Re post it tomorrow

HonoraryMancunian ,
airbreather ,

Added. Which client is that?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sync

fmstrat ,
pyrflie , in the land of the f...

I mean we really should be using Mayan numerals. Switching to a base 12 numerical system would simplify using the Imperial measurement system. /s

Rivalarrival ,

A base-12 metric system would be absolutely gorgeous. Geometry and trigonometry would be greatly simplified with a duodecimal unit circle. Our 360-degree circle is a truly ugly hack to make geometry play nice with a decimal number system.

Our base-10 number system would be as ugly to a duodecimal society as a base-7 system would be to us.

blindsight ,

On the last point, a better comparison would be base 6 or base 14.

10 = 2 × 5
6 = 2 × 3
14 = 2 × 7

Or maybe a better way of thinking about it is the percentage of numbers that divide nicely in the base, as a percentage.

Base 10 has 2, 5, 10 = 30%

So maybe base 3 is the closest, at 33% of numbers being easily divisible.

Either way, 7 is a significantly worse base than 10.

Rivalarrival ,

Base-6 wouldn’t be bad at all. “100” in base 6 is 36 in base 10. Their metricated unit circle would have three times as many “degree” divisions as we have hours on a clock.

Base 7 or 14 would require something akin to the sexagesimal abstraction layer we use to make base-10 play nice with angles.

Infraxion ,

duodecimal is a decimal based name, I propose “dozecimal”

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Seems confusing, why don’t we just call it base-10?

TheRealKuni ,

Seems confusing, why don’t we just call it base-10?

I love this joke so much.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

This made my day…I felt way too proud of the joke for being clever, and usually when that happens some people don’t get it and think I’m an idiot, and the people who get it think it’s just a dumb joke

I very nearly didn’t post the comment because of that, but said “fuck it, I think it’s funny, and if no one else does no one will notice”

Compliments mean nothing to me when I don’t feel proud of the thing being complimented, but I felt proud of this…

It’s a stupid little thing, but it comes at a time when I’m trying to build up the confidence to release the game demo I made months ago. You moved the needle a little bit… I’m going to text a friend right now and have someone else play the demo.

So thanks for telling me you loved the joke, it was the straw that pushed me into putting more of my work out there

TheRealKuni ,

I’m so glad! I totally get it, I love when someone notices something I’m proud of, especially when it’s unexpected. I’m thrilled I could help!

TheRealKuni ,

Also, I have previously told this joke you may appreciate:

“There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who knew this joke was in ternary all along.”

theneverfox ,
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I laughed out loud, the twist at the end got me

callyral ,
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Dozenal

dejected_warp_core ,

You’re not alone, but the idea of a movment to duodecimal hasn’t had traction in a long time: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duodecimal#Advocacy_and_"do…

Also, ancient Egypt was hip to his idea: hsm.stackexchange.com/a/2881

Fun fact, you can count from 1 to 12 on one hand by touching your thumb to count your finger bones, as there are 12 of them. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger-counting#Asia

vrighter ,

but why? you’ll still measure things in football fields, elephants or “large boulders” so it won’t affect you much

CurlyMoustache ,
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Rest of the world: meters, cm, mm

The US: gerbil teeth, lark tongues in aspic, toenail clippings on fire

ILikeBoobies ,

Metres*

Meter is a measuring device (like a rain meter)

Metre is a unit of measurement

Bronco1676 ,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre

Meter is seemingly the american spelling, it’s also spelled meter in many european countries e.g. germany, netherlands

tslnox ,

Metr in Czech.

We just have to be special. :-D

crispy_kilt ,

Nah, it’s like that on most (all?) Slavic languages. It’s метр in Russian for example which is exactly metr just in Cyrillic.

ILikeBoobies ,

But well he translated the rest of his post into English

Why would we use the American spelling if they don’t like the unit

nyctre ,

Pretty sure king crimson are English, still pretty accurate tho

TacoNissan ,

Hm see, we don’t have aspic, and I don’t know what a lark is. But I definitely use bananas for scale

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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snaprails ,
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Excuse me but the correct SI units for length and area are double-decker buses and Waleses respectively ☺️

BorgDrone ,

I especially love it when they use the weight of an airplane as a comparison. “It’s as heavy as a Boeing 747”. Even if someone had an intuition about the weight of something that large, they would probably be wrong because aircraft are relatively light for their size, it helps when you need to fly. Everything in a plane is made to be as light as possible, so nothing on board of it would weigh as much as the non-aircraft equivalent you’d be familiar with.

Kase ,
leggettc18 , in alternative to trees

To echo what some other people have said, these algae tanks absolutely should not be used instead of trees. If I see a tree get chopped down and replaced with one of these, I’ll be sad and angry. However, these can go in places where trees can’t go, like rooftops. And you don’t have to either wait for a tree to grow for a decade or take a tree from somewhere else to install one. It also serves as both a seating area and can mount a solar panel on top. These and trees both have their place and should both continue to be used.

millie ,

Used for what exactly? To have a dirty fish tank?

JudahBenHur ,

please god tell me you’re trolling

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s actually hilariously ignorant that you people are pretending this is a cost effective idea for carbon capture. It will, in fact, just make a bunch of dirty fishtanks that are abandoned or thrown away almost immediately.

JudahBenHur ,

thanks for calling me you people dude!

who said it was cost effective? I only said I cant believe this person didnt get the idea.

its not “in fact” its “you believe” . youre probably right, just saying

millie ,

Nah, I just think it’s really silly.

If growing algae is effective at anything, why do it in a small sealed tank in the middle of a street? Most of the oxygen we breathe is produced in the ocean, regardless of where we personally are. Why would we need to stand vaguely near a rather sealed looking algae tank? If simply growing algae is effective for oxygen replenishment and carbon capture, surely we’d be better off simply growing massive ponds of it away from city centers? Like, out in the open?

It seems like green-washing bullshit to me.

Trees provide a lot more than oxygen. They provide shade, habitation for animals, and psychological well-being for humans. Dirty fish tanks don’t provide any of those things.

People are in this thread complaining about roots like they’re a reason to produce trees with algae boxes. Getting some big plant-based NFT cryptobro carbon-credit nonsense vibes.

leggettc18 ,

For the conversion of Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen? That was the main point of these, the algae does that and is actually even more efficient at it than a tree. Trees do have other benefits hence why they shouldn’t be replaced, but these should go in places where trees can’t.

millie ,

That is adorable.

frezik ,

Putting a ton of water on the roof isn’t a good idea, unless it was already rated for a swimming pool.

They don’t need to be inside cities at all.

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