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db2 , in Hasn't happened yet

In order to be conservative you have to be afraid, irrationally. Afraid your guns will be taken, afraid the gays are going to out-breed you (not even kidding, they really “think” that), afraid what you want won’t be what everyone does, afraid other people are smarter or more capable, afraid that when you die you won’t get magicked somewhere to live forever. Basically afraid of everything whether it makes any sense or not. And afraid someone else will find out how afraid you are all the time.

They’re pathetic and not fit to walk a dog much less run anything.

essellburns ,

A lot of that specific brand of conservatism is very American. While everywhere has conservatives, and I totally agree they’re build on a foundation of personal fear, they have very different presentations in different places!

Holzkohlen ,

Yet they are fools everywhere. I can confirm for Germany, bunch of anti-science idiots who make my blood boil.

argv_minus_one ,

afraid the gays are going to out-breed you (not even kidding, they really “think” that)

Do, uh, do they understand how reproduction works, or…?

afraid what you want won’t be what everyone does, afraid other people are smarter or more capable

Well, yeah, that’s almost certainly true.

afraid that when you die you won’t get magicked somewhere to live forever.

Atheists would say that’s true too.

Hallainzil , in In unrelated news, the pilot had a documented addiction to polonium.

It crashed into a missile that was just looking at a cathedral.

Pistcow ,

*elementary school

Rozauhtuno , in Environmentalist :D
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Diversity of tactics’ is really important to achieve a goal. If all you do is sign petitions, no one will take you seriously. And if all you do is violent demonstrations, you’re gonna get treated as a hooligan with nothing to say.

You need dialogue to raise awareness, and protests to raise the pressure on politicians.

Deestan ,

“Shout loudly and hit them with a big stick” -Sun Tzu

ComradePorkRoll ,

I think it’s pretty rude of you not to introduce yourself to the FBI agent assigned to you as you typed that out.

Gallows humor aside, this is incredibly important. Y’all need to read “How Nonviolence Protects the State” as well as “This NonViolence Shit Will Get You Killed.”

toxicbubble , in A very dairy meme

because the dairy industry is tax subsidized & pays for propaganda commercials to make people think you need cow’s milk as an adult

MariaRomanov ,
@MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

okay but on the other hand
have you tried ice cream???

raptir ,

Or cheese?

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I love ice cream!..made from oat milk. Or soy milk.

lte678 ,

I don’t know a single person who consumes milk because they think they require it. They just like the taste of dairy products.

The subsidization is an issue imo, but I don’t think people are as brainwashed regarding milk as you assume.

imgonnatrythis ,

My fart levels get dangerously low if I don’t consume enough dairy.

Malfeasant ,

McDonald’s can help with that…

DrQuint ,

…or because it tastes good.

rubberducky182 ,

and as we all know, taste justifies every kind of cruelty. /s

ImFresh3x ,

I’ve got news for you. Adults drank milk way before any of those things existed.

soggywhale ,

Still gross

ImFresh3x ,

Most the things I like are “icky.” Luckily what I like isn’t determined by a child. I like liking things.

Rodeo ,

Any thing is gross if you describe well enough.

Vegetables are the fruiting body of the plant. They arise from the interaction of the sexual parts of the plant. The function of a fruiting body is protect the seeds and provide nourishment, much like the womb and placenta do for a zygote.

Hope you enjoy your plant utereses with unborn babies inside.

taj ,

That actually depends on the vegetable. Tomatoes and peppers are fruit, technically. Carrots and radishes on the other hand are actually the roots of the carrot plant. Celery, we eat part of the stems. Lettuce and spinach we eat the leaves of. Etc

Rodeo ,

I’m sure you can invent some allegory to body parts for each of those.

Food is only as gross as we make it out to be.

Perfide ,

A hot dog is even grosser but I still like them. My grandma would lick her fingers clean after eating chicken giblets while even the concept of eating that stuff made my stomach turn.

What’s gross to you is a smorgasbord for somebody.

chocobo13z ,

Only a rather small group of people were even able to consume milk past infancy without negative health effects, and that’s mostly because they were the ones that survived the famine that necessitated surviving such a diet. Lactase persistence is a recessive gene

ImFresh3x , (edited )

Small group of many, many millions of people. We like milk. We don’t need commercials to tell us it tastes good.

I honestly don’t know what the fuck you weirdos are trying to accomplish. Are you saying we don’t enjoy milk? Or simply that we shouldn’t?

Because if the argument is that it’s advertising that made use enjoy is, you’re wrong. We enjoyed it well before ads.

And if your argument is that we should dislike something simply because you expect us to dislike something, I think you’ve got your own disorder.

I don’t hate what you hate. Fool, Get a clue.

Glad my ancestors survived your favorite famine. Also glad I have feet. Evolution is neat.

Btw I’m Italian. We drink milk. And we eat cheese. We are tied with Japan for the longest national lifespan. We will also drink coffee if there ok with you. Thanks! Do what you do over there. We got this.

chocobo13z ,

Wow, here’s something I would have expected from Reddit, not Lemmy. I’ll just be a weirdo, not funding the horrors we subject cattle in order to obtain something that the population of only a few countries can even consume past infancy, of which the original need was borne of desperation. But you like it, so you do you, and to hell with everyone else, human or otherwise.

Vegasimov ,

You come across as such an asshole

LufyCZ ,

In that case you’re exactly who the comment’s targeting

Vegasimov ,

So you’re just completely hostile to anyone who doesn’t agree with you?

query ,

As in, people have literally evolved to be able to drink cow’s milk.

Laticauda ,

I mean, I understand criticizing the dairy industry, but another big factor is that milk also taste good. Humans drank milk before it was industrialized.

MariaRomanov ,
@MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This man is literally out here upset about milk, are y’all this bored

TimewornTraveler ,

animal rights is when boredom

MariaRomanov ,
@MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

We have a symbiotic relationship with Dairy Cows.

Roundcat , in I found my Halloween costume
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I have no kids. Where's my all of that?

teuast ,

i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep

thorbot OP ,

I said it was my costume

curiousaur , in Equine facts.

Not even close. Mites are animals. Between your ass hair, clothing, and the square inch of horse fur, each time you fart on a horse you fart on half a million mites. And everyone who doesn’t ride horses, 99.999 percent of the population, farts on mites every time they flatulate.

barttier ,

Yes, but different mites. Their lifespan is too short. Horses however have to endure years of farting.

CarrierLost ,
@CarrierLost@lemmy.one avatar

As the owner of several horses, I will attest to the fact that they fart on us WAY more than we fart on them.

SupraMario ,

This is correct, they like to shit when you’re near the back end as well, nervous poops. Also this lady is clearly scared shitless on this horse, poor bastards face is being pulled on so much his damn chin is touching his neck.

Laticauda ,

She’s not even holding the reins, they’re just way too tight.

SupraMario ,

Looks like she is holding them all crunched up and leaning forwards on the horse. There is no saddle so there isn’t a way to tighten the reins without her holding them.

Laticauda ,

It doesn’t look like she’s holding them crunched up to me, her hand is open and flat and there’s no dark pixels under it to show the rein there, it looks like it’s just a tight harness, possibly designed to get the horse’s head to pose this way. I mean I could be wrong of course, that’s just how it looks to me.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

“Don’t dish what you can’t take” the horse probably

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

This is not a thought I needed to have haha.

MajorMajormajormajor , in traumatized

Young me: what the heck is a beheading?

Oh…

The early internet was a wild place.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Yeah, the old internet was rotten to the core.

gibmiser ,
NakariLexfortaine ,

One might even say it was quite ogrish, back in the day.

kspatlas ,

It’s like a cafe full of cannibals!

metaStatic ,

Faces of Death on VHS on Live Leak

Steamymoomilk ,

Reheading please :(

art , in Never forget what they took from us...
@art@lemmy.world avatar

It never went away.

PiJiNWiNg ,

Was gonna say, nobody took shit, lol

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, single player games are nowhere near dead. If they ever did go the way of the dodo, I would probably stop playing altogether, because for the most part I just don’t like multiplayer games.

TropicalDingdong , in You wanted AI, didn't you

“Do you remuary… –the 21st night of Sepuary?”

Aurenkin ,

Rememuary rememuary, the 5th of Novuary.

lauha ,

Remember, remember!
The fifth of novuary
The gunpowder treason and plot

The_Helmet_Stays_On ,

Wake me up when Sepuary ends

IndiBrony , in Needle therapy
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

On a side note: if it’s a placebo and it works, it still works!

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah if someone’s benefitting from a placebo effect, the worst thing you can do is point out that it’s a placebo. If you convince them it won’t work, then you’ve just destroyed the therapeutic effect their brain was giving them. Just shut up and let the placebo do its thing.

PlexSheep ,

Interesting point. Is it morally just to educate people on something they think works, resulting in it kind of working via placebo?

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on the setting. In a nurse-patient situation, you don’t ever bullshit them in the hopes of tricking them into some kind of benefit.

If your grandpa is raving on Facebook about how acupuncture is working better than opioids for post-knee-replacement pain management, then… “Hey that’s great you found something that works for you!”

YetAnotherUser makes a good point about not enabling a culture of scams or pseudoscience as well.

Discretion is key here.

yetAnotherUser ,

Placebos work even when you knows it’s a placebo though. Pointing out something is a placebo is important because many are at best overpriced scams (homeopathy) and at worst actively harmful (chiropracty). The culture behind many placebos is also rife with pseudoscience and advocates against seeking out genuine care, so you should ensure nobody gets invested into placebos past a certain point.

One can make an informed decision regarding taking placebos if and only if one knows it’s a placebo, else one will be scammed and/or harmed.

cultsuperstar ,

Exactly! That’s like saying fake aren’t real tits. If you can touch them, they’re real!

ILikeBoobies , in *Chuckles* I'm in danger

Tell them you fucked their mom

Meltrax ,

“I’m the motherfucker now”

STOMPYI ,

Perfect

southsamurai , in The land of the free!
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, that isn’t some kind of bad thing. Appeals courts are there to catch bad prosecution. They’re supposed to protect citizens from the system failing to work as intended.

Now, the fact that it’s a rich fuck that can afford attorneys to do the work to make the appeal happen and most people couldn’t sucks. That’s a major flaw of the system, that throwing money at it means you’re gong to end up with unbalanced outcomes, but unless the decision handed down was not based in fact, a successful appeal is a good thing.

Fuck Weinstein, but this isn’t about him in specific.

some_guy ,

Thanks for reminding us.

9488fcea02a9 , in There is zero need for millions of office drones to be on the road daily.

None of my coworkers drive to the office and we actually like seeing each other… Hybrid remote work is great for us

I think 90% of the problem is people being forced to drive everywhere

joyjoy ,

Traffic would be so much better with a staggered work force. We might actually enjoy the commute.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Because of traffic, the workforce started staggering by themselves here if possible. The result was that bad traffic was spread out over the entire day instead of just two peaks in the morning and evening. Good traffic is only at night and working at night defeats the purpose of having business hours.

ECB ,

Basically just further proof that car traffic doesn’t scale well. It’s just an incredibly space inefficient way to get around.

melpomenesclevage ,

Or if they actually cared, they could build trains.

squid_slime ,

Another factor is the spaces that offices take up or the power used whilst unoccupied, these space could be used for housing or maybe even industry.

Its great that no one drives to your work but this is more uncommon than common.

In conclusion: work from home is better.

MonkeMischief ,

Don’t forget giant slammed parking lots! :D

Usernamealreadyinuse , in In a multiverse....

Hahahaha thanks! This gave me a good laugh

lettruthout , in Found on Wikipedia

So, in the bottom picture, the staff can only passively look at the far away screens?

“No touchy the keyboard!”

someguy3 ,

Good catch, wonder why they’re so far away.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

To avoid accidentally fucking something up by bumping a key? Maybe they only pull them forward when they have to change something.

maiskanzler ,

It’s probably also highly automated and the staff’s job is just to watch for irregularities and alert the necessary teams.

zephr_c , (edited )

I mean, I’m all for giving jobs to humans and all, but isn’t monitoring a bunch of numbers and sending an alert when they go wrong one of the few things computers are actually objectively better at than humans are?

Edit: Holy crap people. I understand that they’re probably not there for that purpose. That was the entire point I was trying to make. You don’t ALL need to point out the obvious to me.

gregorum ,

It’s because of something actually does go wrong, it might take all of them to deal with the issue and the fallout

Bezier ,
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I would assume that these people are there mainly because they know what to do if something goes wrong, instead of sitting there for easily automatable tasks.

ApathyTree ,
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I also have to assume they probably do rotations, like watch/guard duty in the military, of control room and more active work, or it would get suuuuper boring real fast. Plus their skills would get rusty if nothing ever happened.

But maybe I’m overly optimistic.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Watching the same screen show the same shit all day long would be boring as hell.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Aside from redundancy being an important safety thing, I'd guess they also have a pretty good idea what to do if something goes wrong.

someguy3 ,

I think the computers do send the alert, via the screen to those people who then need to act on it.

Buckshot ,

I’ve worked on SCADA systems. The most the keyboard was used for was logging in then then putting something heavy on it stop the computer going to sleep. System was entirely controlled by the mouse and head office didn’t consider that 1 person might be monitoring 4-6 computers on their own for an 8 hour shift and enforced a 5 minute idle lockout on all of them.

Pantherina ,

They control

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

“Welcome to your new job Private. Here we run a fully automatic system. You just need to watch this screen and let me know if there are any issues with the bleeps, the sweeps or the creeps. Got that?”

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