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UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Works better if she’s french.

quantenzitrone ,

But the french won’t invade the Kommentarsektion…

ComradeR ,

Then I wake up and remember that I don’t have a dick… Scheiße!

far_university1990 ,

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/059854a2-3220-4c91-9162-c13af64bb3c8.jpeg

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Sieg

LittleBorat2 ,

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

SPRICH

TwoCubed ,

DEUTSCH

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

HURENSOHN

shadearg ,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

“Bye, Beni.”

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

Yeah, but he’s got all the horses…

CobblerScholar ,

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

mctoasterson ,

That goes without saying.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I…don’t get it.

flicker ,

In German, “groß” (pronounced the same way as “gross” in English) means “large.”

starchylemming ,

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you could say it doesnt fit

That’s what she said?

hessenjunge ,

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for explaining!

AndrasKrigare ,

“Gross” means “large” in English

H1jAcK ,

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

ComradePorkRoll ,

I don’t speak pretzel, but I’m pretty sure this is a lie.

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d46816ba-ac20-4b20-9d91-4603b4f7c83d.jpeg

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Germans are weird. Last one I was with kept screaming her age when we tried anal

“Nein! Nein!”

Stanwich ,

God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

tdawg ,

Right here officer. Ya that’s the guy

Gabu ,

You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict… used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they’re dead.

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/615054ca-4fb8-4c57-b1e7-f90702efb603.jpeg

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed

Thcdenton ,

Oh my sweet summer child…

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

For it to be needed regularly.

Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn’t uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it’s cheese pizza.

GlitterInfection ,

Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Chris Chan?

xavier666 ,

Oof!

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