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davel , in Remember this when you feel powerless
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Whenever you’re feeling powerful just remember one thing…
Your pubes are going to turn gray.

UltraMagnus0001 ,

I heard some tastes are on the salty side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Console_Modder , in They captured a Russian shed!!
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

So, does the entire shed have to spin when the turret moves or can the tank only shoot straight forward now?

Magickmaster ,

Apparently yes

Kangie ,

The “tank” has an immobile or mostly immobile turret, depending on the particular design of this piece of battlefield ingenuity. Units appear to be making these modifications at the frontline to improve survivability against FPV drones but there isn’t a standard package.

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Absolutely brilliant

andrewrgross , in Israel's Perfect Match

This meme is bad.

  1. if you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s no real joke. Israel and Nazi Germany should date. That’s a shit tier joke. It’s relying on edginess too hope paper over that there’s no real humor.
  2. from a political commentary perspective, it’s awful. We have a colonial state founded by people who have experienced a collective tragedy that they then allowed to justify displacement of an indigenous population, followed by decades of alliance with Western imperialism and a slide to the hard right, with lots of delusion and gas lightning. And we have an aggrieved former great power looking to expand over neighbors while killing of undesirable immigrants. Yeah, two genocides. But they’re materially different in terms of approach, and the groups pictured hate each other. It’s like you know there’s atrocities, and you know Jews are involved, and that’s kind of the end of your insight but you really wanted to make a meme anyway.

Find something interesting to say.

Also, free Gaza, release the hostages, lock up Netanyahu and all the rest, etc etc

9point6 , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

This always messed with me as a kid because for no reason I can come up with, xylophone made sense as the metal one and glockenspiel made sense as the wood one

It took more effort than it should to unlearn this

pumpkinseedoil , (edited )

German Glocke = English bell = made out of metal

Literally Glockenspiel = bell game

menemen , (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

And this is why it is good advice not to think too much about that word as a German speaker.

Flughoernchen ,

Chiming in for clarification: Literally it’s “bell game” but the word’s meaning is more like “bells that play” or “bells to play with”.

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh yah, play with my bells

hardaysknight ,

Aw man I just spieled on mein glock

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Xylo=wood in Greek

Knowing this made this even more confusing though!

davel , in Israel doesn't have the right to exist
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: so suggesting genicide is ok?

Have the Zionists ever done a number on people.

Reporter and @SatansMaggotyCumFart, what if I told you a people is not a state?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I didn’t report the meme, I just commented on it.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I know, and sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that you did.

Got_Bent , in Math

Most of the math I do at work is related to compound interest. Of all the math I believe the general public should understand, the concept of how paying interest to others is a total screw would get my top vote.

I have a co-worker who took out a car loan last week at, wait for it, FIFTY THREE PERCENT INTEREST! No concept of what that was costing her. She could only see, “I can afford the monthly payment.”

(1 + r)^n and its friend 1/(1 + r)^n have been the two most important concepts in work and personal life that I’ve ever learned and applied.

ScrotusMaximus ,

Sounds like predatory lending

Got_Bent ,

I would agree, but it’s not my life, not my money. You can’t really go around telling people they fucked up every time you see it.

zonsopkomst ,
@zonsopkomst@lemmy.ml avatar

True. Plus, while dumb, 53% will always beat the interest extracted by two goons and a baseball bat. There’s always a trade-off!

RememberTheApollo_ ,

53%?!

Sounds like one of those shitty used car joints “no credit, no problem” that you sign your life away for a mediocre car.

barsquid ,

That is usury. That cannot be legal? Oh, no, I just checked, wow, usury laws are weak af.

Got_Bent ,

Usury was indeed the term that immediately came to mind.

FlihpFlorp , in Checkmate

Wait is his chest censored

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

No. Just rendered by a PS1

FlihpFlorp ,

Makes sense

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I’m also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

FlihpFlorp ,

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

Tylerdurdon ,

He’s just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

…like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

Bertuccio ,

If you’ve seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

LittleBorat2 ,

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Can’t have those man nipples.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

son_named_bort , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

SrTobi , in Rickroll evolution

I can remember seeing the comment that rickrolled Rick… Fucking legend and expertly done.

PlexSheep , in Math

Math exam in two days, please send help

pineapplelover ,

Which math?

PlexSheep ,

Multidimensional analysis

Vivendi ,

Lol ur fucked

pineapplelover ,

Hee hee can’t help you there

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Good luck.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Linear algebra (ex: multiply the matrices A and B), multivariable calculus (example: find ∇F with F=[xy,yz,xz]^T ), or actual “multidimensional analysis” (example: define the norm of [1m,1m/s,1m/s^2 ] in a way that makes sense)? I can help with all three.

PlexSheep ,

Yeah Multivariable calculus is the thing. I keep forgetting the name.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sounds like fun! I’m going to bed soonish but I’m willing to answer questions about multivariable calculus probably when I wake up.

When I took multivariable calculus, the two books that really helped me “get the picture” were Multivariable Calculus with Linear Algebra and Series by Trench and Kolman, and Calculus of Vector Functions by Williamson, Crowell, and Trotter. Both are on LibGen and both are cheap because they’re old books. But their real strength lies in the fact that both books start with basic matrix algebra, and the interplay between calculus and linear algebra is stressed throughout, unlike a lot of the books I looked at (and frankly the class I took) which tried to hide the underlying linear algebra.

PlexSheep ,

Thanks for the offer! The exam is tomorrow (today is another) so there isn’t a lot of time to prepare anymore. I’ll just be writing a page of notes that we can take to the exam as a cheat sheet. Still, if something comes up, I might just ask you.

Thanks for the offer.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The exam is tomorrow (today is another)

Ouch. Been there. Good luck on your exams!

PlexSheep ,

Thanks, I’ll need it. Today went well at least, but now I need to prepare for math Tomorrow

someacnt_ ,

Simply study the Stokes theorem (in this meme), basically all of MVC >.>

Empathy , in for all the "anti-authoritarians" out there

We get it, you’re bottoms. Can you stop shouting it daily on main, please?

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

nah, the actual bottoms are the people who have been so conditioned to subjugation that they can’t even imagine being in charge

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/6ed2b403-8571-4e07-9603-04f4c321b60e.png

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OurToothbrush ,

Hey, just because they’re being homophobic doesn’t mean you should stoop to their level

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I thought this was more of a BDSM thing?

OurToothbrush ,

The term comes from gay culture, and that is where it is still predominantly used.

But you also shouldn’t make fun of bdsm bottoms (without negotiating)

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

ah gotcha

LittleBorat2 , in The West constantly getting fed Hasbara

Great now you are making people slightly horny with your bs

LittleBorat2 , in Israel doesn't have the right to exist

Since you like apartheid comparisons. Do the whites in south Africa have a right to exist? I would say yes.

Its a question of coexistence and how that is going to look like.

But hey nice radical and easy solution to a complex problem. Kudos for going the extra mile cognitively!

cybersin ,

Are you trying to equate the ideology of a political regime with a minority population of South Africans?

South Africa had no right to exist as an apartheid state, and Israel has no right to exist as an apartheid state.

After apartheid ended and living conditions improved, black South Africans didn’t go and slaughter every white South African as retribution, so when Israel says freed Palestinians would slaughter all Israelites, why should we believe them?

If the occupation ended today and Palestinians were allowed to live fairly and given ample resources to rebuild, what reason would they have to seek further conflict? If treated fairly, why would Palestinians act any differently than the South Africans freed from apartheid? This conflict is ultimately the direct result of unfair treatment after all.

LittleBorat2 ,

Maybe a disclaimer ahead: it’s absolutely atrocious what Israel is doing in Gaza. Leveling it and probably filling it with Jews when rebuilding it. The whole thing is a 911 like overreaction and I do not support any of it.

Does not matter what some court says it is or not. That piece of land will most likely be ethnically cleansed.

At the same time saying Israel has no right to exist can mean many things from not in it’s current form to all Jews in the sea. That’s the problem with dumbass slogans like this.

Prunebutt , in for all the "anti-authoritarians" out there

Wat?

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,

we have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror. but the royal terrorists, the terrorists by the grace of god and the law, are in practice brutal, disdainful, and mean, in theory cowardly, secretive, and deceitful, and in both respects disreputable.

karl marx

Prunebutt ,

What does that have to do with “anti-authoritarians”. Sounds a bit like too much Engels to me.

azertyfun ,

Typical Stalinism/Maoism: Anyone who opposes my implementation of Marxism is an enemy of the proletariat and can be persecuted to any extent. These people agree with the mainstream idea that communism can’t be implemented democratically, but come to the conclusion that democracy must be abolished.

This meme is an open dogwhistle to tankies and thankfully meaningless to anyone who hasn’t fallen into or interacted with this small subsection of the far-left.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you conflating Capitalism with democracy?

azertyfun ,

Please, go ahead and develop. What part of my comment leads you to believe that?

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

What Communist says “Democracy must be abolished?”

azertyfun ,

The kind that rails on “anti authoritarianism”? Or do you have a charitable interpretation of “authoritarianism” that is somehow compatible with democracy?

I also fail to see what any of that has to do with capitalism, which I have neither defended nor mentioned yet you brought up.

Goddam arguing with tankies and their endless litany of non-sequiturs is such a pointless exercise.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you have evidence of Marx and Engels, both who railed against so-called “anti-authoritarians,” saying that “Democracy must be abolished?” Do you have evidence of Marxists who followed them saying “Democracy must be abolished” either? I do not believe you will.

What I do see is Communists advocating for the destruction of Capitalism and the structures that support it, replacing them with proletarian democracy.

It isn’t a non-sequitor, your point itself was a strawman that doesn’t exist.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I love how being unable to make a coherent argument you go on bleating about tankies. If you admit that capitalism is not a democracy for the majority, then what democracy is being abolished?

Sodium_nitride ,

Being against “anti-authoritarians” is not the same thing as being “authoritarian” as these categories are not useful in the first place. No marxist considers themselves to be either category.

OurToothbrush , (edited )

Most communists are some branch of ML, even moreso if you exclude the imperial core. The CPC has over 100 million members.

You are the fringe subsection of the left.

10_0 , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

Pic of your cockenspiel?

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