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Snowclone , in Checkmate

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

Garbanzo ,

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

glitch1985 ,

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

flambonkscious ,

Nice counter…

Now get off my lawn!

/s

jsomae , in Math

What’s the college one mean?

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Stokes’ theorem. Almost the same thing as the high school one. It generalizes the fundamental theorem of calculus to arbitrary smooth manifolds. In the case that M is the interval [a, x] and ω is the differential 1-form f(t)dt on M, one has dω = f’(t)dt and ∂M is the oriented tuple {+x, -a}. Integrating f(t)dt over a finite set of oriented points is the same as evaluating at each point and summing, with negatively-oriented points getting a negative sign. Then Stokes’ theorem as written says that f(x) - f(a) = integral from a to x of f’(t) dt.

someacnt_ ,

Almost the same thing 😏

LittleBorat2 ,

Same as high school but fancier?

Collatz_problem , (edited )

It’s the most general form of Stokes’ theorem that the integral of a differential form over the boundary of an volume and the integral of an exterior derivative of this form over that volume are the same. It covers a lot of classic formulas from the fundamental theorem of calculus to Green’s theorem, Gauss’ theorem and classic Stokes’ theorem.

doingthestuff , in Remember this when you feel powerless

No it’s not going to shut down a restaurant. Maybe a finger.

Viking_Hippie ,

How do you shut down a finger with a pube? 🤔

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Aggressively.

Agent641 , (edited ) in Math

How the hell is “average price” useful?

Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.

Liz , in A battle amongst Gods

Is Pluto also the name of the underworld like how Hades is both the god and the underworld?

MisplacedAstronaut OP ,
@MisplacedAstronaut@lemmy.world avatar

In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Pluto was the ruler of the Greek underworld. The earlier name for the god was Hades, which became more common as the name of the underworld itself. Pluto represents a more positive concept of the god who presides over the afterlife.

Wiki

DumbAceDragon , in sigh...
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t get why this is specific to millennials.

saltesc OP ,

It’s not. But it is.

buzz86us , in me whenever hbomberguy uploads a new video

I love Ed’s auto reviews no matter how random the car he covers

saltesc , in You know I made it because there is grammar errors and spelling mistakes!!

If your parents wouldn’t let you see it at 12-years old, it’s too much for Lemmy to handle. Pearls will be clutched; soapboxes mounted.

imPastaSyndrome ,

I’ll mount your daddy

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll get the camcorder

Godric ,

Accuse Lemmy of pearl clutching??? How dare you sir/madame, how dare you insult this website so grievously, you should feel ashamed of yourself!

saltesc ,

It’s true. I didn’t realise how much a piece of shit I was until- Waaaait a minute…

Did you just assume binary genders?

pulls out taller soapbox

How dare you!

PlexSheep , (edited ) in me whenever hbomberguy uploads a new video

Short list of favorite long YouTube “documentaries”:

All of these are very good

Damn, these playlists are gold, some of the things I watched are included.

jsomae ,

I have never played genshin impact and I object fundamentally to gatcha games. But I like video games a lot. Should I watch?

PlexSheep ,

Definitely! I never played it too and the video was amazing!

Wav_function ,

Bobby broccoli! So good

argv_minus_one , in Israel doesn't have the right to exist
@argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

@Confidant6198

You really should clarify whether you mean the state or the people.

States don't have rights (they exist at the pleasure of their citizens), but people do.

TrendigOsthyvel , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

God damm xylophobes.

RootBeerGuy , in Checkmate
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Isn’t it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

can ,

Depends

snugglesthefalse ,

Not normally, that wouldn’t make much sense. It’s easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you’re not allowed to talk about the work.

mannycalavera ,
@mannycalavera@feddit.uk avatar

It’s about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

When asked your say: NAA…

MonkeMischief ,

Unless you’re Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA…

I’ll see myself out.

Jocker , in Checkmate

“Yes, but then I’ll have to kill you”

ummthatguy , in Remember this when you feel powerless
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Viking_Hippie ,

Fun fact: this scene wasn’t even in the script. It was just Dane Cook being himself on set.

Lumidaub , in Israel doesn't have the right to exist

Depends on what “right to exist” means here.

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