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SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Three Wishes

Is that a genie or David Cameron?

electric_nan , in Give me an example of highly motivated

How’s the serenity?

Gsus4 , (edited ) in Elections
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This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”

AThing4String , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Noise Complaints Georg

TheBat , in This is a real threat :(
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Which ceiling light? White one or yellow one? I’ve got both.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Being able to switch the color from an app is a game changer

Defenestrator , in Elections

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

Daxtron2 , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

I love when people compare themselves to Rick as if thats a good thing.

MetaCubed ,

I think its probably possible to use a meme format without intending it to compare yourself to the subject of the meme

Viking_Hippie ,

You mean people who like one thing but dislike a similar thing DON’T all think they’re Drake?? Preposterous!

MetaCubed ,

I know, it’s absolutely ridiculous. I’m sorry I even suggested it in the first place. /s

KillingTimeItself , in Elections

“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”

wait is this just eugenics?

Toribor , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!
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The biggest misunderstanding of the Dunning Kruger effect is the idea that it only applies to certain people. It applies to everyone, we all overestimate our expertise at times. It’s a cognitive bias that we all have to knowingly watch out for, not something that indicates stupidity.

umbrella , in Elections
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

wake up sheeple!!!

dudinax , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!

And then one day you do.

emberpunk , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

‘anyways so where was I, 1 coat = 20 yards of linen’

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

20 yards of Lenin

Cowbee ,
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The only valid price for a coat I’ll accept.

NigelFrobisher , in Give me an example of highly motivated

They could put in triple glazing? I dunno, just thinking that might be easier.

Zink , in Elections

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

variants , in Elections

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

Zink ,

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

set_secret ,

He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…

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