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AI_toothbrush ,

In hungary too in some older toilets. Tbh its better because of less splash.

MeDuViNoX ,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1f509102-7763-44fd-acd9-38933aad3a2d.jpeg

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

8 into a backflip midair wipe for me.

lgmjon64 ,

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

bricklove ,

Did you have the light switch outside the bathroom too? That way your friends can make you poop in the dark

lgmjon64 ,

Of course.

Raiderkev ,

Lol I’m in the states, but one of my friends houses had this “feature” growing up. I definitely turned the light off on him a few times. To top it off, this bathroom had no windows so it got fucking dark in there. It wouldn’t even work today, everyone has phones w them now n would just use that after you turned it off. Kids these days…

Etterra ,

I’ve never had to deal with this, but I always plug in those blue glow night lights in the bathroom so they don’t crash into things when I go to take a piss in the middle of night.

BluesF ,

Oh, is that not a thing some places? I think the majority are outside here in the UK, generally electricals are not allowed inside the bathroom (although I’m not sure this actually covers light switches as I’m sure some of them are in there…)

fakeman_pretendname ,

I thought the pull-string light switch inside the bathroom was the standard in the UK?

I’ve only seen switches outside bathrooms in the last 5 years, in recent “having the bathroom re-done” cases.

It might be an age of house or regional thing though.

Phoenix3875 ,

Comments on toilets of France, England, and Germany by Slavoj Zizek: youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k

Another good bit (not in the video) is that Zizek thinks that’s why Germans can endure great pain and sacrifices for an ideal…if you are strong enough to observe your shit for health reasons, there’s nothing you can’t do!

CptEnder ,

French toilets are BIS. Large, deep bowls with great pressure and a second commode for the greatest modern invention, the bidet. The French don’t fuck around with their shit.

Jumpingspiderman ,

German toilets are like that too.

Sabre363 ,

How else are you supposed to flush your nuts

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

I’m confused, isn’t this a better spot for the drain hole? When you sit facing the wall? So you have a shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk?

flambonkscious ,

Ah, touché

aStonedSanta ,

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Lucidlethargy ,

It looks like it’s designed to soak your balls if you flush mid-poop. I’m not into this.

I understand the Dutch may have different tastes, though.

Edit: if you go about things butters style, you’ll get an unhealthy butthole douching.

baggachipz ,

You should see the Dutch Oven….

Socsa ,

For an extra 5€ I’ll show you a Dutch Trombone

hakunawazo ,

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kia ,

Just sit facing the wall.

Pilon23 ,

That way you can use the shelf for your chocolate milk and comic book

Nuke_the_whales ,

So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?

TheRisingApe ,

We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.

Frozengyro ,

You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.

SynopsisTantilize ,

People who downvoted you are weak stomached non Americans

Frozengyro ,

I’m sure those who down voted shame their ancestors by leaving food on their plate.

AlexWIWA ,

Based. Source: American. Downvoters could never handle Taco Bell

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.

This is not a joke

AnomalousBit ,

Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

jaemo ,

Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

A.k.a. “Logology.”

AnomalousBit ,

The Real Deuce of studies.

SynopsisTantilize ,

It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?

bhamlin ,

The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight

doingthestuff ,

I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.

ALoafOfBread ,

Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas or 1,154g of broccoli. Might wanna start taking some psyllium husk so you don’t get ass cancer.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.

Siegfried ,

Haven’t you thought of shitting in a backwards sitting position?

I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation

Simulation6 ,

It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.

floofloof ,

And to savour the undiluted aroma.

Nuke_the_whales ,

“hey Sharon, SHARON GET IN HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! SHARON!”

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Since it’s already coming out, is it a French/Australian kiss?

hakunawazo ,

It’s a solid way to prevent neptunes kiss.

set_secret ,

Usa drops kids off at pool, the dutch stack shelves.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn’t strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn’t a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.

valkyre09 ,

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

Spezi ,

The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.

pineapplelover ,

Actually? Or are you joking?

Spezi ,

Actually. Source: We has this style of toilet at my parents house.

evergreen ,

I like to imagine the shitboat floating away in flames like an epic Viking burial.

Linnce ,

So what did you do next? I’m thoroughly invested in the story

Diplomjodler3 ,

Got a bucket of water to flush it. After that I always had the bucket ready before starting the business. Luckily I didn’t stay there very long.

someguy3 ,

Did you use the poop knife?

absGeekNZ ,
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I came here to reference this, great work.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

What if I don’t want to observe my turd on an elevated toilet bowl pedestal every time I take a shit?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

You have to do the ‘ol’ push ‘n flush and hope you got the timing down.

Turns out your shit sitting exposed on a dry shelf smells exponentially worse than when it drops into water. Anyone still using these toilets in the 21st century is a psychopath.

Slovene ,

You seat on it reverse.

lud ,

The fact that it’s called “reverse” makes it clear that it’s not intended to be used that way and is thus stupid.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

You’d be shit out of luck

walter_wiggles ,

Yeah but where’s your poop knife?

hoch ,

ah, je mean de poop clogs?

jedibob5 ,

It sure does.

Cuzscience ,

That’s what the three shells are for.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Pfffffffff he doesn’t know how the three shells work!

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Wait, so I’m not supposed to throw them at other cars in traffic?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well, I’d never want to rain on someone’s parade.

Lob away!

Pantsofmagic ,

I’m still trying to understand which of the three shells is the correct one to use as a poop knife

Cuzscience ,

We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

AuntieFreeze ,

The mashitty?

I_Miss_Daniel ,

Just use a shit stirrer.

aquinteros ,

aaah I get this reference

SonicBlue03 ,

This is how you go Dutch.

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