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jaemo ,

Ok my investments have all tanked so I guess I’m an insurgent working to tear down the system from within 🤷‍♂️

jaemo ,

Because typically “decency” doesn’t use a 2x4 with nails driven through it to get the point across…

🎵 but the taaaahms they are a chaaaaangin’ 🎶

jaemo ,

I prefer a “death star trash compactor” style solution to this problem. One where an astromech droid could not shut it down.

jaemo ,

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

jaemo ,

Because conservatives are fundamentally uncurious weirdos who prove the worthlessness of an unexamined life for the rest of us.

jaemo ,

It was great to reclaim that barely used 1tb nvme.

jaemo ,

Lol write your own fanfiction.

jaemo ,

Who the fuck cares what this couch-fucking weirdo thinks about ANYTHING?

Are we even surprised he stated he’s “unaware” of a fact? Being unaware is his fucking centerpiece.

jaemo ,

I spent 120$ last year on fushias that were ignored

I caved and got a feeder when it got near freezing and one of them was making a fuss in the tree in my back yard, and it needs refilling every 2 days now, so I guess no accounting for taste…

jaemo ,

He’s good for absolutely nothing in this world. The only true altruistic path for him would be euthanasia and donating his water to the tribe.

jaemo ,

If this is all you have to do, then EVERY MEDIA OUTLET should do this. Not even hardball, just “ok can you show me some numbers?”

If that’s all it takes to get this chicken shit weirdo to curl up in a ball, then fucking do it. He gets no airtime then other than his stupid rallies commemorating when he was pitted against an octogenarian.

jaemo ,

“Ma! Get me fookin’ Adderall from oot the caravan. Jaysos Chroist. Any o you lads seen General Kelly? I got dags to foire!”

NGL Pikey Trump would have been amazing to watch.

jaemo ,

The 80s movie robojox basically has this as it’s central premise, cept they were piloted.

Heavy, existential sigh.

jaemo ,

No, it potentially impacts cpu power profile (if it’s toggling between AC and DC because of a loose connection)

This would adjust throttling of the cpu, which could impact playback in certain cases, so it’s possible. Likely other apps would be affected but OP was probably most often watching videos while plugged so noticed mostly there 🤷

jaemo ,

ALL MAGA. TAKE THEM ALL. JUST A CONVEYOR BELT FEED SYSTEM ACROSS THE OCEAN.

Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X (fortune.com)

Musk’s repeated outbursts against advertisers have dried up the main source of revenue for the loss-making company formerly known as Twitter. A recent decision to sue them for heeding his own advice to not buy ads on the platform hasn’t helped. At some point, he will have to provide a fresh infusion of cash to salvage his...

jaemo ,

I’ve no complaints about the 2020 Ioniq. Road trips we’ve taken have all had more than adequate chargers, but contextually this is Vancouver Island/Lower Mainland/Gulf islands and they government definitely had a hard-on to put in as much as they could a few years ago, so finally ownership density is starting to catch up a tad now, but new chargers seem to appear all the time.

Nothing beats just being able to charge at home though.

jaemo ,

Yep, that’s a do not pass go, do not collect 200$, just all the way to fuck right off and here’s a smack to the jaw as a tip for your stellar service.

jaemo ,

404 Ethics not found. Go be evil elsewhere.

Has a nice ring to it. Though google deserves their own special fuck-you http status. Maybe we can crack the 600s

jaemo ,

You were the one looking for proof? Then you do the googling.

That is how this shit works, genius.

jaemo ,

Lucky this isn’t a court of law, buddy.

jaemo ,

Mike, you came at this person twice. He gave you a url and since you’re on Lemmy we assume you’re at least halfway internat savvy.

In my shoes I’d have at least put in a few minutes of effort to look for the information on that site. Or even a general search. ANYTHING to evince my capability for critical thought.

You were given 99% more than most are in this type of exchange and still lazily demanded more. You didn’t just ask and you weren’t all that polite. I found it lazy. That you appear to feel a keen need to have the last word in this type of situation is also worth a bit of reflection.

jaemo ,

As a nation of one, one of my foreign policy agendas is the eradication of everything Elon Musk stands for. All my cells voted in favor of this, we are not a house divided.

jaemo ,

Shades of Wendy meat from Rudy Rucker’s “Ware” tetralogy

jaemo ,

Your pedantry is unbecoming of a 21st century person, especially considering the event is “The Olympic Games” not “The Olympic Sports”.

jaemo ,

Well I think we can all agree not to put you in charge of any important decisions after today.

jaemo ,

Thank you for your UNSOLICITED AND SUBJECTIVE OPINION.

After brief consideration, I have determined it to be of absolutely no worth to me, but your very singular wit is welcome to it.

TIL the first movie about the sinking of the Titanic premiered only 31 days after she sank, and was written by an actress who survived the sinking, who also starred in it. She later had a nervous brea (en.wikipedia.org)

TIL the first movie about the sinking of the Titanic premiered only 31 days after she sank, and was written by an actress who survived the sinking, who also starred in it. She later had a nervous breakdown and never acted again.

jaemo ,

But that is why, if they catch you, and you haven’t obliterated a family, you still catch heat.

This lying bitch isn’t likely to catch nearly enough to deter future drunk driving at the keyboard. When we catch you driving drunk you lose your fucking license.

jaemo ,

And really, the worst thing the JD Vance rumors will do is cause a sales bump for Siemens couches by Republican males.

JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my...

jaemo ,

Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How’s a fella supposed to get into that? It’ll have to go.

jaemo ,

Not just wanted to make, the original article implied existence of a prototype. That’s “putting into effect a plan” which, for fans of causality, implies a pre-existing plan.

jaemo ,

Shitheels has a fucking opinion on how to run everything it seems. Clear sign he should run nothing, since the only thing being actually run is his fucking mouth.

jaemo ,

The Dutch need a metric fuckton of cultural reform. I’m saying this as a descendant of them in Canada.

Blackface is not an acceptable holiday tradition, and marzipan is concentrated evil. Also fuuuuuuuuck rapists, you get nothing, you fucking LOSE, and you goddamn keep losing as an example to any other idiots, good day sir!

jaemo ,

I loathe the line-cutting self-important food delivery hustle bros with every fiber of my being and will never use their service. This is glad news.

jaemo ,

It’s probably hard to read anything when one is rollin’ from that line of K you just railed.

jaemo ,

I mean… His mouth did open kinda weird in that film. Númenorean Centipede?

jaemo ,

Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

jaemo ,

It’s funny to see the aesthetic transformation of Tesla’s vehicles overlaid with the timeline of Musk’s weirdification. I mean he was always a shitheel fuck, but in the past he was a lot more confused about who to game and how to game them.

jaemo ,

Ok you got me.

jaemo ,

Lmao of course she did, what else can you expect talking to the dopey leader of a cult of FUCKING WEIRDOS.

jaemo ,

Hi. Am Canadian, am originally from Alberta, love everyone except fucking fascists, and can confirm Alberta is currently Canada’s stanky armpit and has been so for some time.

jaemo ,

Fair. The armpittines is due to a small percentage of really weird people and their propensity to be simultaneously ignorant and outspoken. Sad that they affect policy and people’s lives.

The place itself is breathtaking. Though in fairness, I’ve moved from there to Vancouver Island and it’s kind of been eclipsed by a few orders of magnitude.

jaemo ,

You’re awesome 😎!

I’d love to give you a Dixie cup of apple juice and a Graham cracker, and a little square of carpet so you can be comfy with a full tum-tum during story time, but I don’t know where your kindergarten is.

jaemo ,

Just…so fucking weird. Every day, with the being-weirder-than-they-were-yesterday act.

jaemo ,

Just like those prescription glasses that you leave in the sun but aren’t all that effective in cars because the glass blocks the UV. We hate the non-working sunglasses folks. Many people are saying…

Just…turns black. I don’t know why we’d think anyone’s weird for saying that, seems totally normal. Who said weird?!

jaemo ,

But like, weird bad, not like ‘Weird’ Al.

I feel like we need to be careful to carve out a safe place for him since national treasure and all.

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