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GBU_28 , in Blueberry milkshakes

Real talk I’m fine with hurting crabs for our own means. Straight up.

dingleberry ,

Whoa! That’s some Human Supremacist talk there.

snek_boi ,

Or mammal supremacist. Or vertebrate supremacist. There are options

GBU_28 ,

Hell yeah. Whole point is to get the species off the rock, then out of the meat suit

MightyGalhupo ,

Not necessarily in that order

ledtasso ,

I personally would like to become a conscious cloud of gas.

Halosheep ,

Pretty sure I played a horror game with that concept once… SOMA?

Lyricism6055 ,

Same here

IDontHavePantsOn , (edited )

I’m fine with hurting all wildlife.

Edit: if you realized this was satire, then congrats! If you didn’t, then congrats!

MightyGalhupo ,

I’m fine with hurting all life.

Llewellyn ,

I’m fine.

MightyGalhupo ,

Missed an opportunity for “I’m hurting all life.”

Kase ,

I’m fine with missing all opportunities

Anonymousllama ,

They all serve a purpose in their own way, this one specifically does a great job!

miss_brainfart , (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re chelicerates though, not crustaceans. But then again, apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

Resistentialism , (edited )

And for those who can’t be arsed reading. Here’s a great video Crabs

cows_are_underrated ,

everything evolves into crabs anyway

Does that mean I can become a crab too?

Gabu ,

Get to walking sideways and eating mud, friend!

luves2spooge ,

*CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. *

MightyGalhupo ,

Real talk I’m fine with hurting other living beings that aren’t me for my own means. Straight up.

baduhai ,

I am.

T00l_shed ,

I know it sucks, but they play an invaluable role in modern medicine, I hope that we can find an alternative to using them, but AFAIK there is nothing that works in the same manner yet.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

They may have a substitute in the pipeline

www.freethink.com/…/horseshoe-crabs-blue-blood

T00l_shed ,

Oh that is excellent news! I was unaware!

learningduck ,

discovered that a molecule in LAL called factor C was responsible for its clotting action. Researchers genetically modified the guts of insects—who belong to the same phylum as horseshoe

assassin_aragorn ,

That’s literally life. Unless you’re a plant, you’re killing things to eat.

MightyGalhupo ,

And if you’re a plant, either you’re eating things that were already killed and/or outright killing other plants for their blood or to take their sunlight. And that’s if you don’t mention carnivorous plants which, ik eat animals

assassin_aragorn ,

Kinda? I think it’s more accurate to say that the nutrients they need from the soil are from decomposed dead things. Competition for sunlight is a real thing, but I’m not sure if that counts. I suppose it does, since it’s all about survival. Same would go for species that have fights with themselves.

cashews_best_nut ,

On god, no cap frfr str8 bussin.

JusticeForPorygon , in Grandma, can you pick me up?
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Somebody give Grandma the mic she gonna tear some shit up

Scubus ,

And thats why jesus christ is my nigga

DunkelLicht , in Redditor when women

I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like…

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

in percentage or in total?

BarelyOriginal ,

Yes

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

more femboys, at least percentually, though worth it

lowleveldata ,

So like we can start calling commenters “he” again without having to worry about offending someone? That’s not bad

surewhynotlem ,

This chick has a point

lowleveldata ,

Thanks bro

PsychedSy ,

Nah. Lots of trans women and we care about their mental health. Just cope.

lowleveldata ,

Why don’t you just say there are lots of women? Your comment is both transphobic and anti-feminist

TimewornTraveler ,

cis women aren’t as hurt by misgendering. not transphobic, just aware. not anti-feminist, they’re advocating for gender neutral language.

holster your shit lol

lowleveldata ,

That’s implying trans women are less stable and easier to hurt because they are trans. That’s transphobic. Assuming cis women don’t get hurt by misgendering is sexist at best.

TimewornTraveler , (edited )

Homie I work in mental health and recognizing a trigger is not a force of systemic oppression, it’s a courtesy. Pretending everything is hunky dory and no one has differing needs or experiences is the “i dont see color” equivalent of gender. why would cis women even have that trigger??

braxy29 , (edited )

try talking to some ciswomen and find out if misgendering hurts. spoiler - it does.

edit - fwiw, i keep hearing that lemmy is friendlier than reddit. this doesn’t align with my experience so far, it’s the same hateful shit as always.

TimewornTraveler ,

I’m not saying it doesnt, even in my original post I said they aren’t “AS” hurt. Why not try giving a “sir” to 100 trans women and 100 cis women and see how the reactions differ? The way I understand it, you’re saying there wont be any difference in reaction. That’s naive. It’s a trigger! Just like how I can get uncomfortable when someone talks about s.assault but it isn’t a trigger for me. If I’m in a group session with people recovering from trauma, I’m going to be very careful talking about SA but if I’m with colleagues I might speak more directly.

PsychedSy ,

Let me help.

Trans women are (on average) less stable and easier to hurt.

We done here?

grue ,

You think you’re so damn clever for appropriating the inclusive folks’ argument and trying to throw it back at them, but you really aren’t. We can all see you for the dishonest concern troll that you are.

lowleveldata ,

I just find it unsettling that those comments only seems to care about the trans. And also I don’t find it helpful to recite again and again “you’re unstable and easy to hurt” to someone. I think they want to be treated normally.

TimewornTraveler ,

I’m not endorsing what PsychedSy is saying (esp in the replies), but I am calling you out for saying that being aware of differing needs of trans people is transphobic.

lowleveldata ,

Being aware is different than stating it out loud in public. And the over generalization is just something I must point out.

TimewornTraveler ,

That’s fair. There is something uncomfortable about saying that trans women are on average more unstable. But I think that’s more about the word choice “unstable” where I would frame it more neutrally like “different needs”. I guess “unstable” sounds like it’s their fault/failing.

grue ,

I just find it unsettling that those comments only seems to care about the trans.

Yeah, no shit: that’s because cis people are cared about by default. Nobody needs you white-knighting for the already-advantaged.

But we both know you already knew that. I’m continuing to not buy your dishonest concern-trolling.

lowleveldata ,

ok? You’re free to not buy what you don’t want to

Rodeo ,

cis women aren’t as hurt by misgendering

Nice generalization.

PsychedSy ,

Nah. Ignoring blahaj won’t help. Soz, bitch.

PsychedSy ,

I’m actually really curious what you think you’re doing with this shit. You can check but I don’t downvote. What’s your goal?

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Im a woman so

AquaTofana ,

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

mark_dennis1199 ,

Binders full of women!

braxy29 ,

there’s at least the two of us

StephniBefni ,

Make it three now

clockwork_octopus ,

Woman here, checking in

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Not a girl checking in!

iheartneopets ,

Count me in for the women-on-lemmy gang

uglyfurniture ,

Another one here for the count!

Brekky ,

Might as well add my voice to the gang

AnarchistArtificer ,

Is this a bandwagon I see here? Count me in

grue ,

[citation needed]

FollyDolly ,
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Checking in, am also women.

Lazylazycat ,
@Lazylazycat@lemmy.world avatar

Also women here, hi.

Nima ,
@Nima@lemmy.world avatar

oh yeah dude, totally.

(I am a woman)

hungryphrog ,

part-time woman here

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

There also the ones that one would think it’s a woman, because of the username.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Night owls and early birds
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When they all got together to decide what kind of civilization to have, all the slackers slept in. That’s why we have to work before noon.

name_NULL111653 ,

laughs in night shift

luckyhunter ,

google coal mining swing shifts. Fucking ridiculous! 2 day shifts, 1 off, 2 night, 1 off, 3 day, 1 off, 3 night, 4 off, repeat.

reagansrottencorpse ,

Coal companies still fucking over working class folks I see…

luckyhunter ,

Bottom of the wrung entry level coal truck drivers start at like $30/hr so I don’t feel too bad for them. A buddy of mine is an electrician at a mine and makes 50/hr days and i think nights are automatic overtime. He plans to retire at 40.

Cryophilia ,

If they had just held their fuckin meeting at a reasonable time like 6pm we’d be on top of the world order

patachu , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

Everyone is saying Piracy but I say Public LIbraries, which often have CDs/DVDs/BDs/games now (depending on your locale). They’re taxpayer funded, so you might as well get your money’s worth, and they keep track of how often stuff gets borrowed which determines future financial support.

(And if you are tech-savvy enough to be on Lemmy, you probably know how to make a … permanent copy … for yourself to keep)

redcalcium ,

Libraries are great. Just think about it, if libraries as a concept hasn’t already exist, there is absolutely zero chance it will be invented in our time due to our overly restricting copyright law.

Heidur ,

And also due to a rightward shift in the Overton window. A place where people just get to borrow books for free? That’s socialism. And it will completely kill the entire books industry

Restaldt ,

By god what will they burn then?

Miqo ,

Nikes and Bud Light.

CosmoNova ,

Which is exactly why big corporations are lobbying hard to get public library stripped of funds by any means necessary. I mean you can even 3D print spare parts in many libraries for free by now! The super rich cannot have that.

Polar ,

Or save the time and gas money and download it.

I mean shit, I don’t even have a DVD burner in any of my computers. Haven’t for a decade and a half. You expect me to grab my external drive to burn a copy? I can download anything on my gigabit connection in 5 minutes.

Katzelle3 ,

Why would you need gas money to go to a library?

Polar ,

To drive there? How would you expect I get to my library 35km away?

Katzelle3 ,

You live in the Sahara or something?

Polar ,

No, I live in the second biggest country in the world.

MataVatnik , in OH NO NOT THE PENTAGRAM
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Dragon 👏 fire 👏 cannot 👏 melt 👏 spire 👏 beams 👏

DicksMcgee43 ,

It was all a setup by the kingdom to increase funding for their damn knight order I tell you

DicksMcgee43 ,

Also, dont tell anyone I revealed this info, but doesnt it seem odd that the Mages Circle was nowhere to be found for hours before the strikes, and yet they seemed to be on the scene immediately after the attack?

GBU_28 ,

Are you suggesting a wizard was late or early?

I have a source that says they always arrive when they mean to.

Meganium97 ,

Unless it came to you in a dream I don’t want to hear it.

GBU_28 ,

Gandalf told me, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it

PwnTra1n ,

the dragon fire doesnt need to melt the spire bricks it simply melts the mortar between them

Black_Gulaman , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign
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If it’s garbage then I’ll downvote it and maybe block the user if they continue to post garbage in the future.

Yes it’s effort, but is it constructive?

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Depends on how you value constructiveness

Black_Gulaman ,
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Yeah that constructiveness is purely subjective. Well it’s constructive based on my own personal point of view. And it might not align with other people.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

Fair

samus12345 ,
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And that’s exactly the purpose that voting serves!

lauha ,

Most of the instances have disabled downvoges

Rodeo ,

Wow that’s so lame.

explodicle ,

This one allows them!

hypelightfly ,

Some have sure, most I doubt. The largest instance certainly hasn’t.

lohrun , in The reward
@lohrun@fediverse.boo avatar

Dead end low paying job with no benefits while suffering major burnout, ayo gottem

MaxVoltage ,
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i got to eat a piece of pork stomach this weekend 😔

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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I’ve had two servings of soylant green as a treat

Butters ,
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What’s wrong with pork stomach? Check out moneybags over here with his fancy bacon.

Ipodjockey , in How journalist view modern gamers
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That picture seems pretty accurate actually.

MaxVoltage ,
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Warthunder rage intensifies

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

I came here to say this. Like, they’re not wrong.

Mog_Spawn , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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This shit post is a shit post. Perfection.

umad_cause_ibad ,

This post is full of shit.

MaxVoltage ,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Shitception

RandomlyAssigned ,

I’m sick of all this enshittification, unless it’s about real shit

LillianVS , in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft
@LillianVS@lemmy.world avatar

Company: You need to have everything ready before the start of your shift.

Me: Do I get paid for coming in early?

Company: No

Me: Okay, if I’m starting before my shift time then I am going home early to make up for the lost time.

Company: If you leave 1 minute early we have to deduct an hour from your wages

Me: leaves

Company: nobody wants to work anymore.

Companies have normalised wage theft but call it what it is. It’s theft.

arensb ,

Some years ago, employees sued Amazon because the company had a lengthy security scan when people left, to prevent theft. Apparently it could take half an hour to go through, and they argued that this was unpaid overtime.

They lost, which seems like bullshit: as far as I can tell, the sane way to look at it is, if you’re obligated to do what the company tells you and go where the company says, then you’re on the job and should be paid for it. Once you’re out the door, you can choose whether you want to go home or go to a bar or just sit on the sidewalk; you’re not on the clock and you’re not getting paid.

If the company wants you to work 8 hours in the warehouse, then spend half an hour in the security scan, then you’re doing company business for 8.5 hours.

Cryst ,

Agreed. That’s ridiculous that they lost.

Track_Shovel , (edited ) in Allow me to rock your perceptions

As a soil scientist, and a mod of !soilscience I respectfully reply to this meme with my own:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/75b5b14b-4449-4042-93e5-701be2814c06.jpeg

You’re lucky I don’t know where you live, or I would fly to your house, and lecture you.

While I love this meme, I’m also unbelievably fucking triggered.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/8a771bcf-6cef-436a-8e5a-840394971d3a.png

Fucking fighting words right there.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/3045bef9-7c60-464a-b223-43572dd97d16.png

My reaction:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/352214a3-c535-434a-a3f0-ab2ebbe235d9.png

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Track_Shovel ,

I hope you’re happy, knowing you irritated the living shit out of some nerd on the internet.

I would be

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
Annoyed_Crabby ,

Yeah? Then who’s Sandy Loam?

msage ,

What does this reference?

PropaGandalf ,

Just had to learn this shit. You guys are weird…

AnarchistArtificer ,

I know, right? I bloody love this site and its weirdos

(I realise you may not find such weirdness endearing as I do. This comment is partly a self directed joke because whilst I don’t have Opinions on soil like the person you replied to, I live for that niche nerd internet shit (which is one of the things that makes me weird too)

PropaGandalf ,

me too, me too :)

Lyre , in It's okay, Buddy

You know how when you’re studying literature you’re generally supposed to assume that everything is intenional and there’s nothing just thrown in for no reason … Well when you read Joyce, it’s really really hard not to feel like he’s just doing things for the sake of being pretentious and obtuse.

Klear ,

He’s probably being pretentious and obtuse intentionally and for a reason.

flicker ,

Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Sometimes the curtains are just fucking blue.

huginn ,

… But not when Joyce writes them. Don’t worry he’ll reference it again in 200 pages and if you haven’t figured out what theme they represent you’ll miss the fifth layer of context that actually inverts the meaning of the current paragraph.

(Ok he’s not that obtuse but I wouldn’t ever use death of the author/blue curtains on Joyce)

RizzRustbolt ,

Joyce writes about how he wishes the curtains were blue, instead of dingy gray.

iagomago ,
@iagomago@feddit.it avatar

never found Joyce to be pretentious (the man knew what he was doing, and definitely succeeded in doing so) or obtuse (I mean, how many writers you can think of that could pull out the mastery of language and human sensibility out of nowhere like he does). I might be biased because I believe Ulysses saved my life: it’s definitely one of the funniest, most touching, humane books I have ever had the pleasure to read. I’d push Ogre to keep up with the good work.

Lyre ,

The thing i always think about is that qoute from Virginia Wolfe where she likens the writing to a schoolboy doing stunts for the sake of getting attention. I remember thinking that was exactly how it felt while I was reading Ulysses, it felt like a highschool creative writer mashing things together without considering whether it was actually good or not.

However im not going to sit here and pretend im an objective critic. The book is obviously famous and important for a reason. I’m interested to know how it saved your life, if you feel like sharing

iagomago ,
@iagomago@feddit.it avatar

taught me once and for all that while death might be always near, a fear that’s constantly devouring our lives and paralysing them to the point where it feels like our deepest, inner self is a husk shell of what we once were, we can still find the reason of our existence in the joys of living a life that’s devoted in equal part to mystery, sensuality, knowledge and wonder. And it says this in the most democratic way you could think: everyone is entitled and deserving of the complexity of life. Oh, and also: it’s an absolutely hilarious book to read through.

Lyre ,

Very well said, did you ever read the sort-of-prequel portrait of the artist as a young man?

KeraKali , in 4th rule

I fucking despise this and have sent it to several of my friends at light speed.

nicknonya ,
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Cris_Color ,
@Cris_Color@lemmy.world avatar

An image of me, right now

realitista , in The Art of the Deal

But think how many fewer cocks it is to deal with.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Plot twist: Richard Gere was actually George Washington!

HowManyNimons ,

Non American here: I don’t get it. How many cocks did Washington have?

IMongoose ,
JasonDJ ,

History has its eyes on them.

HowManyNimons ,

Oh I see. So he was like a proto-American Brian Blessed.

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