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jrbaconcheese , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

kboy101222 ,

More of a vas deferens I think

wolfpack86 ,

Angry up vote

jrbaconcheese ,

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

sunzu , in Thanks, Amy.

CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee...

And kept his job haha

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“Nice dick, bro”

Rustmilian ,
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thisbenzingring ,

I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

sunzu ,

they just showed it after on teevee, apologies... you are prolly right lol

maynarkh ,

Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Live your best life

Cauliflower is delicious in all those forms and if you can’t handle that, eat it however you want.

jackiechan , in Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

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  • Track_Shovel ,

    And if you can’t dream (because this capitalistic hellscape has stolen them all) a man can meme.

    Lost_My_Mind ,

    And if you can’t meme (because you’re like me, and too old) a man can … soup.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    And if you can’t cook (because reasons) a man can game.

    SpruceBringsteen , in Scientific dietary advice

    Rocks are also a good base for soup. Who hasn’t heard of rock soup growing up?

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Never.

    But I’ve definitely heard of stone soup, and if you bring over some vegetables and some stock, I’ll make it for you with my stone.

    distantsounds ,

    Where I’m from we traditionally use stones for soup. Rocks are reserved to make candies

    pantyhosewimp ,

    Bite all the way down, and it still reads “Brighton”.

    thefartographer ,

    Soup from a stone? Fancy that!

    grrgyle ,

    We call it stone soup where I grew up, but the concept it is the same. I remember being sent out to find a good stone for the soup

    moog ,

    That soup rocks

    SpruceBringsteen ,

    Inspiration for my favorite Beatles song

    voluble ,

    The moral of the stone soup story is that greedy people can and should be tricked into sharing. Everything old is new again.

    Rivalarrival ,

    Greedy people should be put in the pot.

    SkybreakerEngineer ,

    Rock Stew is famous on Roshar. Just don’t be Sadeas

    MonkderDritte ,

    No, that’s bread soup.

    pyrflie , in Yep

    “You Betcha” moaned with a Wisconsin accent so thick you could cut it like cheddar.

    HopeOfTheGunblade ,
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    Thanks, I hate it.

    Teon ,
    @Teon@kbin.social avatar

    Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

    captain_aggravated ,
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    orh yeah raight dere Hon you just keep on going.

    actually I’d dig it.

    dodgy_bagel ,

    I’d dig it.

    'Long as I can shout Yeehaw

    aphlamingphoenix ,

    I had that scene with the prostitutes from Fargo in my mind.

    spujb , (edited ) in The world has become Applefied.

    OP the original creator has never seen a prison

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    I was thinking ‘Apple’ when I saw it, but I didn’t make the meme. So I put it in the title instead. If you change ‘prison’ to ‘designed by Apple,’ it works better.

    Splatterphace ,

    You mean the person who originally made the meme that OP posted

    spujb ,

    no i mean OP. unless OP outright says otherwise, it’s fair to assume they probably have at least a marginally similar opinion to the original creator otherwise why would they post it?

    edit: ok they came and said it outright lol.

    Exusia ,
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    It’s not terribly far off. The barebones brutalist style where the chairs are attached to the floor, hard plastic molded tabletops. Lack of items that can be moved or taken completely conveys “do your business and leave”. Obviously a screen that size that wouldn’t be that accessible in a prison, but it only adds the harsh nature and lack of human touch of the room.

    7/10 definetly reminiscent of chow hall.

    Telodzrum ,

    brutalist style

    This is in absolutely no way consistent with the brutalist movement.

    Exusia ,
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    “Brutalist buildings are characterised by minimalist constructions that showcase the bare building materials and structural elements over decorative design.”

    I would welcome expanding my knowledge but what style do you consider buildings of few decorative designs other than their harsh geometric edges and shapes? The inner walls of a prison are often the outer wall. Just straight rows of cinderblock. Inside and outside, the structures lack other architechtural stylings because it creates hiding places or is viewed as extra work/cost during construction.Everything ends in a corner or an edge - no soft edges. As far as my experiences are concerned, that lines up pretty well unless you would rather use the word “spartan” in terms of how little decoration the state puts up.

    Telodzrum ,

    This is a great example of how reading a WIkipedia article imparts a lot of information and absolutely zero knowledge. This, this, and this are all extremely good examples of brutalist design. The McDonald’s in the OP in no way is reminiscent of such aesthetic concerns. Both are spartan, certainly; but then, so is a lot of post-modernist design (to say nothing of the various minimalist movements throughout time). I’m not here to debate whether or not prisons are brutalist in design, that’s far too sweeping a category to sum up in one school of design and additionally it’s not the point of the conversation here.

    Exusia ,
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    No, I see your point - brutalism is making an interesting structure and shaping internal spaces using building materials as a limitation.

    Where prisons are function-over-form and may appear to meet the style - it is merely coincidental and is not usually artistic expressionism but rather necessity to perform a task.

    McShungles is just ultramodern design that comes from a Corp cheaping out

    menemen ,
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    Stuff changes. Here an example what is considered brutalism nowadays: thespaces.com/…/3/

    TBF though, concrete walls are still pretty much a requirement.

    son_named_bort ,

    That also describes the old McDonald’s. All the seats in the older photo are also attached to the floor with hard plastic molded tables.

    hungryphrog ,

    At least the old one has colors.

    henfredemars , in Fucking finally!

    My wife prefers the madness of memorizing the offset of the displayed time versus the current time. It’s not even an integer number of hours. It’s just some random value since the last power outage.

    ickplant OP ,
    @ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

    My sincere condolences on being married to a mad person.

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    Perhaps some flowers and chocolate will help?

    bstix , (edited )

    My wife set the clocks ahead of time, because she knows we’re always late.

    We’re always late because she thinks we have time to go, because she sets the clocks ahead of time.

    I guess she has to make up.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    This valueable observation will help you differentiate her from an AI imposter at some point as the AI imposter would get stuck in an infinite loop with this type of behavior.

    Serinus ,

    Might as well start using GMT. At least you’ll get some value out of that.

    dantheclamman ,
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    I know time is relative but that’s going a bit too far

    unexposedhazard , in if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it

    As you should op, as a rightful punishment for tailgating. However please aim for the nearest tree so you dont endanger other drivers.

    Wogi ,

    It’s possible to see these at a stop light though

    unexposedhazard ,

    Even then you shouldnt be that close in case you have to move to the side to make space for emergency services and stuff.

    Wogi ,

    You’re not wrong but the realities of living in a city are that people bunch up at stop lights.

    unexposedhazard ,

    Yeye i know, just im just being a pedantic ass…

    Scubus ,

    No! Not the poor tree! Aim for the nearest rich person instead

    klemptor , in FB content... I guess...
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    I chose to believe this is performance art

    0x4E4F OP ,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You chose wisely sir… save your sanity 👍.

    Lev_Astov ,
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    Feels a lot like Ken M.

    Greatusername11 , in A universal experience

    Don’t remember that but I remeber that I would wander around the classes I got told to glue myself to my chair. I got so tired of hearing this so I ended up doing it. I smeared a glue stick over my pants and sat myself down. My teacher asked me to stand up and pulled the chair up with me and yelled but you said to glue myself to my chair. She told the story to everyone class for the next 20 years. I worked in the same area and got asked by kids about it all the time. Don’t know if anyone laugh but some clapped.

    Ensign_Crab , in buying coffee

    I don’t like avocados. I’ve literally never had avocado toast.

    And somehow I’m not a millionaire.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Have you tried getting a 10 million dollar loan from daddy?

    Dasnap , in Rub it all over
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    brbposting ,
    flambonkscious ,

    That still doesn’t explain what the grade is measuring - what’s the difference?

    fl42v ,

    Extra virgin is like a 12yo living in normal modern day family and not attending the church (which is arguably a tautology, but I digress). The one without “extra” did one or two virgin births; still cool but not that fancy. And the regular one stars in adult entertainment videos

    flambonkscious ,

    What the hell??

    eager_eagle ,
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    Just the tip

    wesker , in Your honor this is bullshit

    I guess they let their motions…

    (•_•)

    get the best of them

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    NielsBohron ,
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    YEEAAAHH!

    VampyreOfNazareth ,

    Legendary!

    DumbAceDragon , in Lemmy has taught me that Firefox is the way
    @DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Foreign spyware is stealing jobs from hardworking American spyware.

    No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

    This should be a campaign line for 2024

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