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Resistentialism ,

There’s even 28 horsepower rigjt in front of you.

Resistentialism ,

Actually, bro. It’s just in your head. Just don’t think like that. And distract yourself.

No fella. I try distracting myself, but those thoughts are constantly fucking my petite virgin arsehole. So no. I can’t just distract myself.

Resistentialism ,

Can you link the community?

Resistentialism ,

Holy shit, thank you so much.

Resistentialism ,

I’m using this opportunity to give the cute girl who comes into my work place my phone number.

Resistentialism ,

Because it makes them look like those Apple types that won’t shut the fuck up about iPhones.

Resistentialism ,

No, because whilst Linux is a good operating system, and, realistically, apple products are good at what they’re designed to do. Some of the fan base just won’t shut up and just have to insert their views wherever they want.

It’s annoying to see that type of shit. And yes, I’m fully aware hard core windows users will do it too, but here, I haven’t seen one comment where they’ve forced themselves into an unrelated question, unless it was as backstop or something.

Resistentialism ,

I would be so happy to receive 42 geese. It gives a really healthy head start to my goose army.

Resistentialism ,

Once in the past, god knows how long.

American women came into where I work. Asked her aboir her a cent. She told me, then said she tries to hide it. I just said, “Well, it’s a really nice accent.” Which, for me, is absolutely out there, and it just felt natural(?) To say

Resistentialism ,

There’s a high chance a semi-normal guy won’t read deeper into it.

But he will hold onto it for years and years.

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And for those who can’t be arsed reading. Here’s a great video Crabs

Resistentialism ,

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

If LED bulbs are supposed to last for 10 years, why do I still need to replace them every 9 months? (hexbear.net)

I’m in a nasty frame of mind right now, and this is what my 'tism brain decided to laser focus on for several hours. I’m mad that my light bulbs cost 10x more than they used to, and don’t last any longer, and my power bill is higher than ever....

Resistentialism ,

I’ve had Philips hues for a few years now. And they’re still going strong.

Also. I will vouch for smart lights. Unlike some smart appliances, I can fully see the advantage to them. Laid in bed all comfy and can’t be arsed moving but need to turn them off? Have no bullets for your designated light turning off gun? Just open the app, and you can turn them off, or whatever colour that works for you. Or just tell Alexa to do it.

Resistentialism ,

Ahh, okay. I haven’t seen anything about cloud stuff, but I don’t really change the colour much myself, in the bedroom at least, and the times I have domne, it’s just through the app. But I do have an account for out of home use.

I use Corsair and the desktop app to control the ones in my other room, though. But the last time I set that up, it was just the push button.

Also, you need an account if you link it to alexa. But that’s the only ones I know of that need an account.

In my opinion, I find the use of the light strip to be really helpful, as I can just set it to either match my pc lights or what’s happening on my main monitor. In the bedroom, I like having the option to dim then, or change them to a softer? Or more subtle colour if I’m watching a movie and eating. I feel it makes it a bit cosier.

Resistentialism ,

They’re those things where it feels like you don’t need them until after you have them, and it’s all much easier.

I’m pretty sure you can set automations up as well so that they just do stuff. You can get them to get brighter as you’re waking up. You can set them to do stuff at certain times, such as sun rise and sunset, and to come on when you get home. And some others.

Resistentialism ,

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

Resistentialism ,

Honest question. Where is all this bloat stuff coming from for Samsung?

Like, I genuinely haven’t noticed any software that I didn’t want installed. Sure, there are a few pieces that I’ve kept but don’t use, but nearly all of it can be uninstalled unless it’s stuff that’s actually needed.

Resistentialism ,

I didn’t manage it in an argumentative way. Sorry. I’ve seen quite a few comments about that. But I haven’t noticed it, so I’m trying to see if it’s like a provider issue or a country thing. Or just whatever.

Resistentialism ,

Ohhh. I understand. Thinking about it, i can see how some apps could be considered blaotware. Like Facebook, which I think is auto installed? Could be wrong there. And a few others, but they’re like actual things for it. I just don’t use them.

I’m gonna be honest, I fully thought you meant like a lot of absolutely useless apps. So, I’m sorry about that.

Resistentialism ,

You too mate!

Resistentialism ,

Sometimes, I get the dreams where someone comes up to me and asks for my number or something. Then, when I find myself in that deja vu moment. It never happens.

And I’m just like, yeah, I don’t believe those ones.

Resistentialism ,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

Resistentialism ,

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

Resistentialism ,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Resistentialism ,

I kinda hope Michael reeves is included in the latter. Dudes bat shit insane. But in a good way.

Windows Phone gets revenge on YouTube from the grave by helping users bypass its ad-blocker-blocker (www.windowscentral.com)

Windows Phone gets revenge on YouTube from the grave by helping users bypass its ad-blocker-blocker::Windows Phone to the rescue. A lot of YouTube users want to know how to get around the new annoying YouTube pop-up telling viewers to disable their ad-blocker.

Resistentialism ,

I remember ages ago when you could just have youtube background play on android. Then they removed it. And now you have to pay for it.

I’m not giving them my money, especially when you consider how much data they harvest from you to sell it on.

I pay for spotify, whilst they do use trackers and sell your data. I get a metric ton more use out of it. Youtube to me, is just background noise.

Resistentialism ,

Find me someone who’ll love me.

Resistentialism ,

I love you too

Resistentialism ,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

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Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

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    Resistentialism ,

    Then, we need like thousands of actual skilled hackers to find every tiny security floor.

    Maybe see what can be done. Like, maybe, coyod it trigger pain? Maybe sleep paralysis?

    I mean. It’s all electricity, right? Ooh, maybe see if it can be over locked yo a point where it burns out.

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    I may be wrong, but doesn’t caffeine have actual benefits when taken with medical drugs? I always thought it gave them a bit of extra power. Well, maybe not directly giving them power, but like helping them be more efficient.

    Resistentialism ,

    Yay, I was right. Thank you. Friend.

    Resistentialism ,

    Hey man. From one stranger to another. I’m glad you’re still here. Keep on going, stay awesome.

    Resistentialism ,

    Like, just look at Brian Cox. He’s a smart man. And he seems really nice. Stephen Hawking was a genius, and I’ve never heard a bad thing about him.

    Resistentialism ,

    I’ve had my Samsung buds Pro for nearly e years, and the only time I’ve had that issue is when when I hang my head fully upside down. But they’ve never fallen out, just slipped a tiny bit.

    Resistentialism ,

    Thata fair, I just wanted to offer it just as a “you’ll most likely be fine” but I can see it being an issue.

    Resistentialism ,

    Dude, like 3 weeks ago, i was on a long arse bike wide, and it started chucking it down. I had full gear on, so I stayed really dry and warm. But as I was heading home along a sunny fast speed road, I’m on for about 15 minutes doing 60mph. And there was just this rainbow. I caught it in the corner of my eye, and I smiled? Like, it was just joyous. I thought it’ll leave soon. But it didn’t. The entire 15 minutes, I was just looking at it. As someone who suffers from mental health issues, it was beautiful. A reminder that just because I’m not happy with myself or the way I see things. There’s hope in nature. Humanity won’t be around forever. But nature will be. And nature is, well, it’s indescribable.

    After a while, it turned into a double rainbow, too.

    Resistentialism ,

    You know the sound that wobbly sheet metal and other wobbly materials make?

    Yeah. That. I saw a video of it on Instagram and it gave me a huge arse smile.

    Resistentialism ,

    Get enough, and you can get a duck army.

    Resistentialism ,

    Have you got any idea if ghost spectre fucks woth how games and anticheats work?

    Resistentialism ,

    Is it the one that ends with .jp?

    What if urine was reprocessed by large intestines?

    I have wondered many times how a human would fare if the kidneys dumped urine into the start of the large intestines somewhere about the appendix instead of into a bladder to be sprayed out. I’m assuming water would be reabsorbed and slower to process out, primarily through sweat and evaporation from the lungs, and maybe...

    Resistentialism ,

    I can’t. Hose widths are too big.

    Resistentialism ,

    This also works on boost.

    Resistentialism ,

    Dude. You can’t win this one. Just do what normal people do and take the loss and move on with your life.

    Resistentialism ,

    You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

    Resistentialism ,

    Yes, mummy.

    Resistentialism ,

    I wouldn’t really say they’re terribly inefficient. They’ve got a lot of practical uses.

    And I wouldn’t say cars themselves cause the deaths. Its the dickheads who drive the cars. Much like how a push biker, who looked like he was about to stop at some light that he was supposed at, decided to just go faster and swerve straight in front me, causing me panic, slip my bike into neutral when I wanted second, put on my revs whilst being in neutral, then having to aggressively throw my bike to the left, just so that I wouldn’t plow straight into him. This cause me to have to the thread the needle between him and another push biker who I could’ve easily hit as well. If I were in my car, chances are I would’ve clipped either of them, and it would’ve been their fault. Not the cars.

    Whilst they can take up a lot of space, it should be important to know that quite a lot of the time, cars here drive over roads that would’ve originally been planned for horse and carriages. And only really just adapted for cars. You can see that on UK country roads.

    Do you mind me asking where you’re from? I haven’t really seen anything like the last point where I’m from. Quite a few places are pedestrians and push bikes only. With very few exceptions. That could also be because you rarely see big cars here. This also applies to taking up excessive land.

    I do believe that public transport should be a lot better. I live in a small village about 10 miles from the nearest city. And I work in the city centre. My only options are either pray that a bus actually shows up and isn’t late, or take my car to the tiny not really built for cars alley and risk scraping it. The other issue with public transport is, if I have to try to get to the very back of a bus, and pray that no one sits near me, or sit in a place I will feel extremely uncomfortable with. Both of these options mean that I need to have something I can squeeze the shit out. And shelter myself in and try to be as invisible as possible. I do not have these issues with cars or motorbikes. Cars because I’m in my own personal space where I feel a ton more comfortable, and the bike where it lets me hide the entirety of my body, again, making me feel a lot more comfortable.

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