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EmperorHenry , in Tipping culture npcs
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“On the verge” of a recession? What the fuck planet are you living on?

Pilon23 ,

Planet earth’s been on the verge of a recession since 4bya. Various economists have been able to predict a recession every year since the term was invented. Stay safe

superduperenigma ,

Michael Burry has successfully predicted 92 of the last 3 recessions.

superduperenigma ,

“No need to worry, citizen! We have once again successfully avoided a recession by changing how a recession is defined!”

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Pretty much.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

How can it be a recession when the .01% is richer than ever before?

someacnt_ ,

Well, are we in a recession? Because it does not seem like it for many people, not just 1%.

kautau ,

What do you mean? Corporate profits are higher than they’ve ever been!

/s in case that wasn’t obvious

PatMustard ,

Recession has a specific definition. Unless you’ve had however many quarters of negative growth or bad GDP or however the fuck economists define it then you’re not in recession.

dangblingus ,

They’ve changed the definition of recession like 5 times in the past 3 years. We’ve had numerous consecutive quarters with negative GDP growth.

PatMustard ,

Based on my quick search I’m assuming by “they” you mean the NBER and by “we” you mean the USA? It seems the rest of us have agreed on the definition being 2 quarters.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

I like how i said the same thing but got downvoted lol. What is the matter with this place?

unexposedhazard , in Average French launguage learner

Poor dude got accused of sexual harassment when he was trying to convey his love for human flesh.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Love is love!

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

I have a love for good looking men

Lon3star , in Americans are asleep, post European windows

I’d settle for socialized healthcare

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Oh the windows came as part of the deal.

MystikIncarnate ,

No they didn’t. I’m in Canada and we have socialized healthcare and I didn’t get any damn tilting Windows.

I’ve been lied to!

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Canada is like Europe with a couple wildcard American features baked in

AlexWIWA ,

Damn, that’s a tough decision

Mog_fanatic ,

How dare you. Just for one second think of someone other than yourself. How do you think the pharmaceutical companies are gonna feel about that? Or their poor shareholders? Pfizer’s CEO only made $33 million last year. How the hell do you expect him to feed his kids when he’s not making that much because your precious healthcare system ate into his meager earnings. The medical corporations are barely scraping by!!

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

CEO Chief Job Creator™

FTFY

ohlaph ,

It’s the breeze, isn’t it?

match , in Blue Fluid !!!
@match@pawb.social avatar

the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

MaoZedongers ,

Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches

XTornado ,

Do they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?

Bgugi ,

Don’t worry, they’ll throw it in your neighbor’s crib

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to let them in.

Mr_Dr_Oink , in I’ll be waiting in the car

Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:

Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.

Aurenkin ,

Hey, my favourite three are on there too! Etc, thank you and mgmt.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

MGMT have a good song called 'time to pretend" so i guess that helps the sign make more sense.

ICastFist , in Electrician job
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I guess human life in India is cheaper than the equipment to safely deal with electricity

Crashumbc ,

But they launch satellites!!! They are awesome!

Sorgan71 ,

if this electrocutes you its kinda your own fault

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s more of a case “fuck around, find out” but without any rules set in place they can incrementally fuck around and find out. That is to say, people tried this, some of them didn’t die, they got better at it, fewer people died, etc. Eventually you get good at managing risks. Not that they are smart risks. To a degree this makes people think and be extra careful, instead of just relying on rules to ensure their safety. Not that am implying electricians in other countries don’t think just that when rules are set in place there’s not so much of a tension and remembering whether you pissed on your slippers before working with electricity.

Nutteman , in Let's confuse Americans!
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

Paradachshund ,

Username checks out

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Forbes' kiss of death
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I'm beginning to think these stock market guys are just gambling

db2 ,

They’ve got it rigged so the house wins though. The secret is crime, know theirs and do some yourself and you get to run the house until they need a fall guy.

paddirn , in Get woke

You’re allowed to make direct eye contact with the sky orb if you want to, nobody will stop you.

Pons_Aelius , (edited )

Yep.

IIRC: An early (pre-telescope) astronomer did for tens of minutes at a time to document sun spots, but it took weeks for his sight to return and it was likely permanently damaged because of it.

MotoAsh ,

Sheesh, and all he had to do was invent cameras to spare his eyes. For shame.

p1mrx ,

He only really needed to invent basic office supplies:
www.timeanddate.com/…/box-pinhole-projector.html

redballooon ,

Science tells you otherwise though! coincidence?

quinkin ,

At least once.

misterundercoat ,

Look into the orb long enough, and the orb will graciously unburden you from sight, because you have done all the seeing. Very efficient.

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in built different

While it’s commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it’s much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

atticus88th ,

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

awwwyissss ,

You don’t have to be gay to be dominant

HikingVet ,

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

Malfeasant ,

Aye sea what you did there…

ItCantBeThatEasy , in Part of a balanced diet
VediusPollio ,
@VediusPollio@lemmy.world avatar

Can this even be considered a meme when it hits so close to home?

KingJalopy ,

The best ones always do

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

The meme continues!

brucethemoose , in That oscillated quickly.

Why can’t all ads be like this?

I would actually watch them. Like, I am way more likely to buy that fan now lol

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

mfs would be like “the product isn’t the same as advertised”

Honestly I want more ads like this too

Rai ,

In Germany, ads are actually done well (not THIS well) and they’re all a chunk of time after shows, not interrupting them. People watch them because they don’t suck. At least that’s how it was 20 years ago. God I’m old.

far_university190 ,

What are you talking about? Ad are in middle of show oe series. They also have same bullshit slogan and crap as everywhere. For at least last 20 year.

Was labert der? Ist der von hier?

far_university190 ,

If ad was entertaining, would people stop skip ad? Would solve issue of try to make ad more and more invasive to get people to view ad?

Is there no research on this? Because i found none. Only blog post.

brucethemoose ,

I think all ads are supposed to be entertaining, but this one is a straight up meme.

Its hilarious. But I guess random people off the street (and on the internet) wouldnt be as entertained.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s this or kittens, there’s an ad for flygresor.se where it’s literally just a bunch of shots of kittens wearing knitted airplane costumes while a woman sings “flyg flyg flyg, flygresor.se”.

that is what actually competent commercial design looks like, you’ve immediately grabbed my full attention and planted a jingle in my memory that will never leave.

over_clox , in Get in the Hilux

I want to both upvote and downvote this at the same time. So I will do neither, I will just state my opinion…

This is not a shitpost, this is fact.

Track_Shovel OP ,
over_clox ,

I dunno who the face is on the accelerator pedal, but it looks like someone loved riding their clutch…

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Van Clutch

Van Stop

Van Gogh (famous 19th century artist)

Lost_My_Mind ,

…but I’m guessing you know who spongebob is?

over_clox ,

Isn’t he that dude that wears square pants?

Fuck I dunno, I smoked too many sponges today…

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Van accelerator?

pm_me_your_thoughts ,

Van gas

P.s. I’m not American.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Agreed.

Billionaires should pay everyone for stolen time, potential contributions to better world living. They currently pay only toxicity, diminish quality of life on Earth.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Billionaires should not exist at all. I saw a post saying that once you earn $999.999.999 dollars you get a trophy saying “I won capitalism” and everything else you earn goes to taxes. We should absolutely do that

Mac ,

This except we should expand it by saying something like $1b net worth, $100m cash, or $10m income—whichever comes first.

damnedfurry ,

It’s literally not a fact. Net worth is a price tag, not an amount of cash.

SturgiesYrFase , in Tacos.
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I always hate that argument. Why be a decent human without the threat of eternal damnation? I mean that threat doesn’t seem to stop a vast number of religious people from being unbelievably cruel to their fellow humans, so…

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There are also plenty of good people in places with religions that have afterlives but not hell or any threat of eternal punishment.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

True!

magic_lobster_party ,

If anything, it just used as justification for bad behavior. “My genocide is completely justified. It’s what God wanted!”

SuddenDownpour ,

About a month ago there was a Christian philosopher making exactly this argument, perhaps not realizing how absolutely psychotic he sounded like.

nonfuinoncuro ,

wtf this guy is still around?! I watching some cringy debate video with him vs Christopher Hitchens (RIP) or someone like 15 years ago when I was an edgy teenager and YouTube was new (shit it’s actually like 20 years ago fml)

edit: also he totally knows that’s his schtick

TheDoozer ,

Religion doesn’t stop a bad person from being evil. It can convince a bad person they’re still good (better!) when they do evil.

And good people don’t need religion to do good. But it can make them overlook the evil of other religious people and protect them, making them bad.

The best-case scenario is that religion can have no effect on how good or bad someone is. Good people stay good despite religion, not because of it.

KevonLooney ,

The main issue is that religion is something that makes you feel better when you have emotional pain, like a loved one dying. Like any painkiller, it has a purpose and if you abuse it you can deaden your response to actual issues that need your attention.

Originally Christianity was mostly about helping the poor, sick, dying, etc. That genuinely makes you feel better about yourself. Judaism has a lot of references to remaining strong in the face of adversity. Religions are just mental tools. What you do with that tool is up to you. If you hurt other people, it’s your fault.

TheDoozer ,

Please don’t misunderstand. I was not saying that that was the be-all-end-all of religion. I wasn’t speaking against religion in general, just in regards to the irony of suggesting that religion makes people more good. At all.

shield_gengar ,
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t. It tells you, in clear language, the type of person that this “loving Christian” is. They literally can’t imagine altruism, and that says more about them than what they think they’re saying about me.

dudinax ,

That kind of person is revealing an innate sense of right and wrong that’s independent of their teachings. You should fear the Christian who’s envious of your disbelief in hell.

deadbeef79000 ,

It also tells you they only care for the Christian tribal identity, not the actual teachings of Christ.

To be Christian is to be like Christ, not… whatever the hell these people think they are.

hungryphrog ,

Yep. Even though I’m not an atheist, I still don’t understand this argument. I’m a good person (or at least try to be) for the sake of being a good person, because I don’t need to be threathened with eternal damnation in order to not murder people.

Aggravationstation , in As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547

Can we please spread a rumor that nothing annoys leftists more than self-immolation?

abbadon420 ,

Yeah, I hate it when people embezzle money and post about it on social media in support of trump’s ciminal cases.

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