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ceenote , in Old school shitposting

I heard it as

“In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented.”

realitista ,

Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:

“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”

demizerone ,

The knights of old beat off into socks.

originalucifer , in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

duh. ask him for the sweet hook up

PenisDuckCuck9001 OP ,

I’m trying but all he keeps saying is “meow”

gothic_lemons ,

Damn he is really baked. Damn junkie

Blackout , in 🦍 😁 ❔
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Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

Speak for yourself!

rockSlayer ,

I’m generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has

DJDarren , (edited )

I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than I’d like.

ChonkyOwlbear , in Good point

Why not just have two relationships?

DigitalNirvana ,

Because that might require honest, open communication. And result in more satisfying relationships, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get what they desire. Who wants that? /s. Hmm, is there a polyamory magazine on the Fediverse? I hadn’t looked… dang, I searched, yielded nada. Am I obligated to make one, now? We’re building a whole new social media. Each contributing as they will.

QuantumSparkles ,

While it’s not my bag I very much believe people should love the way that makes them and all fully consenting members happy, but there’s not a lot of people that want to be part of something like that tbh. The polyamory itself I mean, not the sub. You should totally make a sub if there isn’t one

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Gotcha covered, it's a thing, now let's see where we want to take it. https://kbin.run/m/Polyamory

CluckN ,

Because that might require huge, boatloads of cash. And result in more satisfying prostitutes, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get paid.

eatthecake ,

Some people are monogamous and they are allowed to be in relationships that are satisfying and make them happy.

SkyeStarfall ,

Then why cheat?

themeatbridge ,

Because sometimes people would rather lie and sneak around than have an adult conversation about relationship expectations.

Emerald , (edited )

people would rather lie and sneak around

Well yeah. That’s a lot more fun then a conversation. And if you don’t care about your relationship anyways, why does it matter how you end it really? Might as well cheat

Edit: okay I’m being downvoted so I should mention that I know this “breakup strategy” isn’t for everyone but if you don’t mind permenantly burning a bridge, to me there is no harm in it. As long as the person you are cheating on them with knows what you are doing and is okay with it

Daxter101 ,

If you don’t care about a relationship, the other person still might, and them being hurt should matter to you.

End the relationship since you don’t care about it anyways, to let the other person move on with the least lies and sense of betrayal, and then fuck everyone you wish.

Cheating isn’t a way to end a relationship, cheating is lying in order to keep it longer.

Emerald ,

Cheating isn’t a way to end a relationship, cheating is lying in order to keep it longer.

Maybe that’s what it is for you

mycodesucks ,
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that’s what it is for you

This seems like the same logic those people who keep a relative’s corpse around for years to keep collecting their social security checks use…

Emerald ,

That sounds like a great plan honestly

mycodesucks ,
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you certainly get points for consistency.

themeatbridge ,

to me there is no harm in it.

Well yeah, but you could say the same about hitting a pedestrian with your car. To you, there’s no harm. But the person you’re cheating on, the person who’s trust you’ve violated, who’s time you’ve wasted, who feels stupid and used and humiliated after the relationship is over, there’s a lot of harm for them.

Emerald , (edited )

you could say the same about hitting a pedestrian with your car

Yeah, and I hit pedestrians with my car all the time!

Edit: for context I have the all-new f950 goliath

themeatbridge ,

If you’re being sarcastic, neither do I. But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

Emerald ,

But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

Like 30 times a day?

themeatbridge ,

As frequently as I want to.

erin ,

That’s rather selfish. There is harm, but not to you. You’re okay with hurting other people for your own gain to avoid having one difficult conversation. I can only assume that you wouldn’t feel good if a partner treated you like that, so why do so to them? Either you have a general lack of empathy, lack introspective ability, or are just perfectly okay with the idea of being cheated on, and also the idea of someone else hurting because of your own actions. I’m fascinated, and also recommend you try consensual polyamory next time instead.

eatthecake ,

Because they’re too selfish and gutless to end the relationship. Slme people need monogamy and some need multiple partners, they should be honest aboit that and avoid having relationships with those who aren’t compatible.

nifty , in Breaking News!
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I think it’s a good move, make way for fresh talent!

db2 ,

Because historically that’s totally how it works! 💩

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

It happened once, not exactly statistically significant.

nifty , (edited )
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Well, yeah. In healthy organizations, the old guard almost invariably makes way for the next gen

Edit to remove out of context comment, linked here for reference: lemmy.world/comment/11307081

kautau ,

How does

Message 1: it’s a good thing Biden stepped down, we need new leadership

Message 2: One candidate stepping down very often does not lead to a win for that side historically

lead to

“The nazis stole as much material wealth from the Jews as possible”

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Oh man, I replied to the wrong thread 🤦‍♀️

kautau ,

lol I’m definitely not denying your comment, it’s valid and true, but I found it very odd as a take to what you responded to. Cheers!

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for pointing it out lol

nintendiator , in A legend has left us

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

Routhinator , in Massage
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Anyone else read “Transport NSFW” as his job title at first?

Jumuta ,

new south fucking wales

Tenniswaffles ,

That’s a fair reaction to the state tbh

biggerbogboy ,

Based and VICpilled response

Varven ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

Transport not safe for work what the hell is that supposed to mean

Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

I believe it means a transport where you get kock massages.

Uplink , in I have become all things to all men
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Not from the US and I don’t understand why one would support a candidate just because he survived an assassination attempt. Can somebody explain the logic behind this?

Fisch ,
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I guess it made him look stronger or cooler or something. He’ll probably also use this to say that Democrats are trying to kill him, insinuating that they don’t mind killing people to achieve their goals.

WraithGear ,
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Which is funny because killing people to achieve his goals is Trumps political platform.

Soundhole ,

I’m in the US but I don’t necessarily see any proof of this. I’m not sure where this narrative is coming from, it’s very strange.

nimpnin ,

i heard somebody say that bolsenaro got a boost in the polls after he got stabbed

Daxtron2 ,

Reagans assassination attempt

Soundhole ,

So I guess past experience, basically? We’ll see. Political violence is not justifiable but no one really likes that orange prick except his little goon army so we’ll see how long the sympathy lasts.

Daxtron2 ,

no one really likes that orange prick

The Republicans will fall in line behind their guy like they always do, despite their complaining

Anyolduser ,

American here, I haven’t heard one peep about Trump getting more support because of this outside of Lemmy.

Whether or not the Trump campaign can spin this in their favor depends entirely on the motive of the assassin. If they were just some nutjob, there really isn’t much they can do.

If, on the other hand, the assassination attempt was politically motivated, there are two ways I can see this whole thing being spun:

  1. “The other side knows I’ll win and the only way to stop me is to kill me. If you don’t like them, vote for me because I scare them and they hate me.”
  2. “The other side is so evil and vile they would stoop to try to kill me rather than have a fair election”.

In the event that the assassin wasn’t some flavor of crazy, spin number one is more likely than spin number two, but they’re hardly mutually exclusive.

chicagohuman ,

Does it matter if it’s true? It hasn’t in the past

Anyolduser ,

Not to the “base” of either of the major parties, no. Those voters are already committed to their candidates.

This election is likely to come down to independents and undecided voters. Where that messaging could matter is with people who are unsatisfied with the Democratic party AND dislike Trump.

The idea that “they hate me enough to kill me” might be compelling to someone with a strong dislike of the Democratic party, perhaps enough to get them to hold their nose and vote for Trump. That being said, I wouldn’t even venture a guess at how many people that would be.

Evotech ,

PredictIT increased the chance that trump would win to 66% from 60.

Uplink ,
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think the motivation matters. They will just spin it in any way they think it will benefit them.

GBU_28 ,

It’s not a purely American phenomena. It paints a candidate in a human light, as they “survived” a very public “tragedy”, yet are still strongly pursuing what they think is right.

It’s a humanizing event.

This is not a pro trump comment.

Edit but this is certainly not a pro violence comment either

TokenBoomer OP ,

This is the truth. This is what everyone has been trying to communicate.

Kaboom ,

Voting against the people who got their base that riled up

EtherWhack ,
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Depending on how the event is spun (story-wise), an attempt like this could make the other candidate’s party seem unhinged enough that one of their members would do (and apparently fail badly at) this. This, making the target, and their party by association, seem more noble than thay may be.

To a lot of people, whether the shooting is or isn’t affiliated doesn’t really get questioned no matter what they hear, as what party would hurt itself? They’ll immediately think there is some conspiracy (the human psychology loves these rabbit holes) to make it seem like any favoring affiliation to the target’s political side is staged by the other.

tacosanonymous ,

It does seem weird that a felonious rapist would get a boost from not dying. Even more baffling that he’s likely a pedo.

But lying and spinning by a corrupt machine can go along way in a country full of ignorant assholes.

zourn , in Nihilist would give him one star
@zourn@lemmy.world avatar

That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.

ToucheGoodSir , in Get in the Hilux

BUT THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER TO BUILD BIGGER MEGA YACHTS. THINK OF THE YACHTS.

telllos ,

I think they compete in Space cock

toothpaste_sandwich , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I mean, you can have taste in clothing, too. Not sure if this is really a wrong turn of phrase.

subignition ,
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Yeah, it's correct. "add x to taste" has always been shorthand for "add x to suit your personal tastes"

negativenull , in You won't believe it!
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EnderMB , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

Pigs in Blankets are this (pork sausage wrapped in bacon):

https://www.kitchensanctuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Honey-Glazed-Pigs-in-Blankets-square-FS-8365.jpg

What you’re describing is a sausage roll (pork sausage wrapped in pastry):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/John_Campbell%27s_Irish_Bakery_Sausage_Roll_%2834278149014%29.jpg

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

unlimited_mana90 ,

And the one in the photo is a beef wellington.

tigeruppercut ,

Are the UK pigs are always wrapped in bacon? In the states the “blanket” is far more commonly some sort of bread, like puff pastry.

EnderMB , (edited )

The states are wrong. That’s a sausage roll, and it’s been a sausage roll for decades. The whole “pig in a blanket” thing is a new thing from people that basically reinvented the sausage roll and didn’t have the sense to check if it already existed.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

Anger aside, I’m absolutely shocked that Greggs hasn’t tried to make its way stateside. Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

aidan ,

Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

I’ve found American food is generally less liquidy grease than british food. Americans don’t want fried chicken dripping in grease, they want it dried then covered in various sauces. Also places like golden corral and cracker barrel already exist and are kinda dying

EnderMB ,

No idea why this is downvoted, America does love a condiment. Thankfully, sausage rolls are extremely dippable, and some people do decide to dunk them in all sorts. It’s not something I’d do, but I’d tolerate it.

bitchkat ,

Sausage roll does not apply since hot dogs are not sausages. And I love sausage rolls.

mojofrododojo ,

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

oh no… anyway, moving on…

droans ,

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

Kind of ironic this is where you’re making a stand.

The first known use of the recipe for pig in a blanket, the American cuisine, was in 1940 by the US military.

The first known use of the recipe for pigs in blankets, the British cuisine, was in 1957 and was inspired by British soldiers who tried the American version during WWII.

EnderMB ,

But the American monstrosity is a rip-off of sausage rolls, which originated centuries ago. They gave a name to something that they should have known to already exist. Frankly, I’m all for revoking America’s independence and returning them to secondary colony status over this…

thorbot ,

Yeah this guys a fraud! Get him!!!

nickwitha_k , (edited ) in Thanks, Amy.

Had a moment like this a few months back. But I don’t smoke weed and everyone just got to watch me eat granola.

dditty ,

I live alone and have a bad habit of verbalizing my thoughts; my worst nightmare is accidentally forgetting to mute myself while saying some inane shit into the call

Grimy ,

I used to do this constantly but I had to break myself out of the habit. On long drives, I’d forget I would have passengers and blurt out half a sentence before realizing.

It also led my step mother to try and convince my dad I was schizophrenic at the time since I would do it in the house as well when I thought no one was around.

Mildly annoying since it was just an easy way to think things through, I never saw it as a bad habit.

dditty ,

I agree that I think it is fine to speak one’s thoughts aloud, but since most(?) people have negative reactions to it I do consider it a bad habit. Fortunately no one has reacted to me doing it as strongly as your step mom to you! Sorry you had to go through that.

Thcdenton , in Thanks, Amy.

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