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PenisWenisGenius , in Eat it

They’ll just wait til you land and arrest you. That happened to the guy that strapped a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair one time.

surewhynotlem , in mods finally doing the holy work ❤️

South Park was funny when it was satire. Then reality got fucked, and south park is just too real now.

spujb OP ,

reality was always fucked

voidflustern , in mods finally doing the holy work ❤️

Doesn’t matter your opinion on the content. That’s abuse of power

OmnislashIsACloudApp , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...

so I actually had a friend years back who worked at a junkyard.

I was hanging out there with him one time (definitely probably not smoking anything…) and he was still clearing things out.

so he grabs a propane tank and brings it up to where he has an oxyacetylin torch, lights the torch and starts cutting into the tank.

I about shit my pants and took off at least 50 ft back behind a car asking if he was trying to die today.

apparently I was the one that didn’t know what I was talking about though because of a second later he cut through and it just popped a little flame.

he just let that flame burn until it was out and that’s how he knew the tank was empty.

apparently these things are very hard to blow up.

SupraMario ,

They don’t blow up, but they will create a bigass torch that will spin them around some. You’re not getting blown into pieces, but you’re going to be going into the er with some bbq’d body parts.

tautalas ,
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Thanks, Hank

SupraMario ,

Coal is not allowed in this household!

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

maybe if it was more full?

the tank didn’t even move when I saw it, just a little flame about 4 inches long for a couple mins.

was super anticlimactic

Decoy321 ,

Also, if you handle them a lot, it’s easy to tell how full they are by weight alone.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

4 inches long for a couple mins. was super anticlimactic

I’ve experienced something like that before ♀️ 😭

SupraMario ,

That sounds like it had almost nothing left in the tank. A full one will burn for a good bit.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor ,
Tja ,

Because the tank was almost empty. Who knows what happens if it’s full, or overpressured, or corroded or something. Hiding behind a solid object would be my move as well.

Ilovethebomb ,

Pressurised gas is a different story, and liquid pressurised gas is even worse still.

Basically a bomb if they are in a fire.

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

yeah this will work but you basically have to create a fire around the tank while keeping it pressurized right? you have to bring the whole tank to the point where it overwhelms the relief valve.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yup. I’ve seen news footage of fuel depot fires where they had them stored, and you can hear them popping off like firecrackers.

rcbrk , (edited )

Yeah nah, that’s not the way. Sure people can get away with it, but it’s really not eliminating the hazards.

There’s a bunch of non-obvious hazards which exist around cutting into containers which have held fuels, including but not limited to:

  • An empty propane container could have an gas+air mixture inside it in proportions which could explode.
  • Any liquid residue in an empty fuel container can be vapourised by the heat of the cutting, creating a fuel+air mix which can spontaneously explode from the pressure and heat, even without sparks (think: diesel engine principle but instead of a 0.25L cylinder it’s a 200L cylinder).
  • An empty gas canister can be contaminated with heavier oils/waxes that could build up over the years of refilling cycles, creating the same hazard as noted for empty liquid fuel containers.

Methods to reduce the hazard include:

  • Thoroughly washing the inside of the container before cutting (access can be difficult though).
  • Filling with water and cutting while full of water. (Container musn’t be sealed, and the cutting method must be safe to use in a wet environment, and further hazards such as introducing oxygen into the container need to be considered).
Drusas , in gaudy and not my vibe

When the new owners decide to create a house for imprisoning evil ghosts.

MossyFeathers , in Goober
rustydrd , in Growing Old
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Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

HowManyNimons ,

Me in my late 40s: Rustydrd speaks for my demographic! I feel so heard!

SternburgExport , in Slimy little weasel caption contest

The man, the myth, the legend. The one that beats Apple „Geniuses“ at repairing Macs while drinking Jägermeister.

nifty , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART
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NAFTA is already great because it has the word naff in it somewhat

Raglesnarf , in Growing Old

I turn 30 this year. I’m ready

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Goober
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Is he a Goober or a Gooner, miscommunication here could be fatal

Infynis ,
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Either way, he’s a mook

Infynis , in Goober
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Yeah, get 'em, boss!

jbk , in It's basically the same as grad school

i keep collecting hard af reaction images like this but probably will never get to use them :(

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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If you’re like me, they all go into a massive folder labeled “stuff” and are a hassle to find when you need them.

ccunning , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

ccunning ,

Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

tacosanonymous ,

But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

enbyecho ,

make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved

ccunning ,

I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔

MonkderDritte , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

I only knew the old european variant with sirloin.

Senseless ,

Sir Loin o7

SidewaysHighways ,

Mc pee pants

Soulg ,

I want candy

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