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Shardikprime ,

Popregon

Shardikprime ,

Fun-size tonic

Oka ,

I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”

I dummy’d my way to the solution

sleet01 ,
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You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.

sparky ,
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Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.

jewbacca117 ,

I’ll bring beer

BowtiesAreCool ,

I’ll bring weed

bluemellophone ,

I’ll bring hammocks

Cort ,

I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola

RogueBanana ,

What’s that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.

fnie ,

It’s Minne-pop okay.

dantheclamman ,
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this is shitpost 5d chess.

h3mlocke ,

😾

Sabata11792 ,

Cansas

MattTheProgrammer ,
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I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.

MonkderVierte ,

Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

MataVatnik ,
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Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical

I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

Bronzie ,

Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

postmateDumbass ,

The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.

soloner ,

I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post

tills13 ,

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    tills13 ,

    Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍

    huginn ,

    Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?

    A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes

    roguetrick ,

    Me.

    InternetUser2012 ,

    GOT DAMN!!!

    MataVatnik ,
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    I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice, even if they weren’t first.

    MataVatnik ,
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    Sowee I’ll do better

    Decoy321 ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1650ae59-4fc3-461c-ac87-3839700ac4c2.gif

    aviation_hydrated ,

    Wait, the joke has wrong geography on purpose, numbnuts?

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice.

    fosho ,

    really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.

    but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.

    where_am_i ,

    don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.

    Shardikprime ,

    Tiny soda?

    lugal ,

    Now I get it

    Peppycito ,

    Small pop

    Shardikprime ,

    Petite libation

    modifier ,

    I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.

    Thcdenton ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2085af88-9371-4bb1-9635-47ece1596b05.gif

    breckinva ,

    The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.

    teamshinanagin ,

    Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.

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