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PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL , in Reject reality

And if I catch it coming back my way I’m gonna smurf it to you 🎶

The25002 , in EVIL GUY

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

Gullible ,

Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:

you sure you want to read this?You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.

Sidhean ,

Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?

Gullible ,

I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…

Sidhean ,

“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.

Gullible ,

Lemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.

FlihpFlorp ,

Yeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else

Zip2 , in Reject reality

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

LiveLM ,

Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this

Absolute_Axoltl ,

Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.

Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.

halvar , (edited ) in Reject reality

“I’ve met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.

TheDannysaur , in Reject reality

I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.

Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.

kazren ,

Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.

BleatingZombie , in Reject reality

“Blitzkrieg Bop” always sounded to me like “let’s get fucked” for some reason

Sylvartas ,

So that’s the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like “let’s get fucked” to me too

NikkiDimes , in Reject reality

The fact that it’s lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

Hello_there , in Reject reality

Starbucks lovers

papalonian ,

I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.

DScratch , in Reject reality

Mastodon - Show yourself

“Start a line.

Stars align.

Stars can fall and get you into trouble.”

==== Is actually===

“Stars align

Stars align

Stars will fall and get you into trouble”

hardcoreufo , in Reject reality

Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with “lofter gusts” but it sounds like he’s saying “laughter guns” to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.

lath , in Reject reality

“I just want to set the world on fire”

FQQD , in They only show up after midnight though
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Exorcism ❌

Exercise ✅

TheFriar ,

Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise

uis ,

No, they summon Satan

TheFriar ,

Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa

PenisWenisGenius , in sure you can have latkes :)

The government took bribes by Big Toilet Paper to ban asbestos

julianh , in Reject reality

Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.

Glowstick ,

Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenth_Avenue_Freeze-Out

julianh ,

Oh my god

PenisWenisGenius , in Never give up

Nuh-uh

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