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FlyingSquid , in sure you can have latkes :)
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That depends. Are they latkes like my mother makes them or are they edible latkes?

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

LoL

majestictechie ,

This comment is funnier than the post

PhlubbaDubba , in Benny 😍😍😍

It’s funny because his sister looks like someone gender bent him and gave him a proper skin care routine

LodeMike OP ,

Yeah

Delphia ,

I mean, in fairness Ben Shapiros looks are possibly the least offensive thing about literally everything else about him.

pastabatman , in Mildred

When I was in school the kids with the weird names were either picked on or they were super cool and popular. Their parents had no idea which one they were going to be when they chose the name.

Your friend has the benefit of knowing who she is already. If she knows she’s going rock it, then go Mildred.

Etterra ,

You’re usually fine if you’ve got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. “Jesus” is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).

Alatain ,
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That is a bit of a selection bias. What you are effectively saying is “the biblical names that have survived to today have staying power”.

But even that isn’t true here as almost all of the names you cite are significantly different now than their original forms. Looking at your list we have Yeshua, Shemuel, Mikael, Rivka, Yohanan, Miriam, and Paulus. Adam is mostly the same, as is David (with a bit of an accent difference), but the rest didn’t exactly emerge as they were.

meliaesc ,

My son is named Jericho 🤷🏽‍♀️

Holzkohlen ,

Jerry

meliaesc ,

Funnily enough, I looked up “Jerry” and it has a different origin, also biblical.

Short form of Jeremiah or Jeremy, which are from the Hebrew Yirmiyahu meaning “sent by God” or “appointed by God”.

eratic , in Mildred
LodeMike OP ,

Is this the Mildred in question?

beneeney ,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

Yup. She’s a maneater.

AnarchistArtificer ,
TheSaus ,

I know your instance name is short for solarpunk but i can’t help but read it as slurpunk

MutilationWave ,

Just like those Slut Life stickers morons put on their cars.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

She just like me fr

MaliciousKebab ,

I heard blighttown is great for going on a trip as a single guy this time of the year.

psycho_driver , in Stay Mad, Tankies

I’m voting against Trump. Not thrilled to have a president who might have to have his Oval Office relocated to a nursing home.

MisterD ,

I don’t expect either to last 4 more years. Especially Trump.

If Trump does win and dies while destroying the world, imagine what younger dictator would follow…

drunkpostdisaster ,

He doesn’t even have a vp

PythagreousTitties ,

I’m more afraid of a smarter asshole. Trump’s the starting gun.

meleethecat , in Got to let them run around

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

loaExMachina , in Unrealistic Body Standards
IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

ThePyroPython ,

c/newfetish

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

Holzkohlen ,

I was an innocent kid back then

ThePyroPython ,

Not at an age for it to awaken something in me. I guess I now can’t rewatch those again.

Magister , in I’m ashamed I asked but this post is not about me
@Magister@lemmy.world avatar

It happens, I once ask a question about a spinning wheel and the rpm required to have 1G. chatGPT started a couple of calculus and in the end answered that to have 1G, the diameter should be 7 times the radius. I answered back “this does not make sense, a diameter is by definition 2 times the radius”, it apologized and redid the right calculus :)

bulwark ,

That’s why I can’t ever trust what it says. No conviction. I’m like stick to your guns chatGPT.

Technus ,

This is because LLMs do not inherently understand math. They stick characters together that are likely to go together based on the content they were trained on. They’re literally just glorified autocorrect.

If you want a tool that can actually do math from natural language input, try WolframAlpha.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

I am so glad to see someone pushing Wolfram Alpha. It’s frustrating that more people don’t know about it, when it’s been around so long now.

Technus ,

I paid like $5 for the Android app (now WolframAlpha Classic) like 10 years ago and it’s been worth every penny. I use it for anything that needs complicated unit conversions.

lone_faerie ,

The Android app is incredible. WolframAlpha has a premium subscription, but I don’t get why anyone would pay for it when the app includes all the same features.

dalekcaan ,

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

MindTraveller ,

Calling the inputs to use wolfram alpha effectively natural language is very generous. I could never get the hang of it

Donkter ,

This is what people don’t understand about char gpt. It’s not a tool for accuracy, even the company who made it says that. Then idiots come in and say “see it does math wrong! And it can’t get a fact right! Only a moron would say this is the wave of the future!” And don’t get me wrong. Google added it into their search engine because of the hype and low and behold, the LLM was inaccurate.

What is chat gpt food for? Creativity and abstracting. An LLM model is really good when you need a list of 10 terrible names for a dog food company to get your brain thinking. It’s good at helping someone outline a story they want to write or make their email sound more professional. It’s useful as an aid to help someone plan a schedule. The best use of chatgpt is to work with it, not try to get it to do a task without you. An LLM works best with piecemeal feedback and someone knowledgeable in the subject that can vet the answers it’s giving.

Kidplayer_666 , in Thanks

I mean, if people expect the bus to be late, they’ll get flabbergasted when it arrives on time for once

shneancy ,

even when i’m late i always go to the bus stop anyway because the chances are the bus hasn’t even arrived yet lol

Viking_Hippie ,

I grew up in a smallish town where the bus was ALWAYS 2-3 minutes late.

Unless you were counting on it, in which case it would miraculously be on time for the first time in months if not years 😄

Incandemon ,

And then promptly leave early because it waits and ‘corrects’ time at a different random stop in the middle of no where? That happens a lot here.

Demdaru ,

Europe. Busses in my town have a clause that they arrive within +/-2 minutes of schedule.

However, to correct for this bestial treatment of driver rights to piss on people, sometimes the bus doesn’t show at all.

ThoranTW ,

My bus to work has only 2 options, 10 minutes early with no tracking, or the tracking displaying “2 minutes away” for 20 minutes straight minutes after it was supposed to arrive.

r , (edited )
@r@piefed.social avatar

I barely ever check the timetables for whatever bus I'm taking. The buses are so frequent that I just go wait at the bus stop. I almost always get a ride within 10 minutes.

wedeworps ,

Tell me you live in Europe without telling me you live in Europe

r ,
@r@piefed.social avatar

nah actually I live in East Asia

PlexSheep ,

Man I wish

dorumon , in Depending on how you count
@dorumon@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve actually been in the pyramid itself. It’s actually quite small inside compared to what you’d expect and is literally just a bass pro shop with a fish tank and a bar area with a bunch of tvs and nothing else. They do have comfortable seating though!

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah me and wife went two years ago. We weren’t impressed. Funny story we were early so we had to wait for the elevator to open so we could go to the viewing deck.

Well as we waited this lady and man who apparently were with a touring company showed up with like 50 people.

They had paid for the tickets and thought they get first priority and cut the line. But at these time there were already 20 of us waiting. But luckily the manager made them get in the back of the line.

The tourist lady was pissed.

Psythik ,

Nobody in line tried to stop them from cutting?

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

I did I was first in line had been for an hour. I said something and that made them have to go to the end.

If looks could kill that lady was not happy I stopped them from cutting the line.

Etterra ,

The Egyptian ones ate similarly sparse inside, though for VASTLY different reasons.

denshirenji ,
@denshirenji@lemmy.world avatar

I mean there are restaurants and a hotel, though.

acockworkorange ,

I think it’s actually pretty neat. The aquariums are cool. The restaurant at the top has good catfish and a great view. I wanted to sleep a night at the hotel just to see what it’s like. It’s all swamp cabin themed.

SexualPolytope , (edited ) in The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair, he was the most culturally relevant homer for almost 2700 years. (And still is, outside of US and maybe a few other countries.)

P.S. I know it’s a shitposting community.

AngryCommieKender ,

To be even more fair, Theophania, the ancient Greek woman whose name literally morphed linguistically into Tiffany, is completely forgotten. I’m aware that someone with that name existed, but even as a scholar of Greek Mythology, and The Bronze Age Collapse, I never ran across that particular name before CGPGrey went on a fever dream induced, (not exactly,) quest to find the origins of the name Tiffany.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Naming my daughter Theophania now

Pronounced Tiffany

KillingAndKindess , in Felonies, gotta catch 'em all
@KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’d vote for a convicted felon. Fuck, I almost was one.

Now, a pedophilic misogynistic cheeto? Nah, I’ll take the sleepy dude.

AsherahTheEnd , (edited )

This is why memes such as this are shitty. It throws convicted felons into the pile of just “bad people” and doesn’t think anything of it.

KillingAndKindess ,
@KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Agreed. Nuance and meme rarely play well together though, so my expectations don’t have me up in arms over it.

Zink ,

That kind of crap is how conservatives see people (in my experience), so it’s a little bit funny to see that reasoning turned against their ridiculous hero.

Maalus ,

Convicted felons are by definition bad people cause they commited a felony.

zcd , in Progress can be seen in all parts of life
Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t really be killed by both at the same time, unless somehow the guillotine blade lands on your neck as soon as the submarine implodes. But even then, only one of them will claim a kill to its name.

So this is a case where we can’t just have both. And I’m always the one who references that commercial in comments.

zcd ,
Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I get called a philosopher quite a lot, despite ironically getting bad grades in philosophy.

You can just call me Resol van Lemmy.

Batman ,
@Batman@sopuli.xyz avatar

How about…Tim?

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Please no.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

The blade would have to be partway in your neck, because the subs implode that fast.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I guess I stand corrected.

garbagebagel ,

I mean, there’s plenty of billionaires so it doesn’t have to be both at the same time.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t really get this one.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

One inside the other

MystikIncarnate , in Bussy?

Maybe it’s my man brain that’s stupid, but can someone explain to me why “boy pussy” is so offensive that you give him the silent treatment?

Like, it makes zero sense. Wtf is a “boy pussy” anyways?

Am I too straight to understand this?

I don’t want to offend, I genuinely do not understand. Help me out here.

dai ,
Gaspar ,
@Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Disclaimer: this isn’t really my thing, so I have kind of an outsider’s understanding and may be incorrect. I’m sure someone will be happy to correct me if I’m wrong about something.

Ok, let’s break this down a little. First of all: boy pussy, or “bussy”, is not an actual biological orifice that exists, as you may have guessed. Rather, it’s a slang term meant to convey the metaphorical sexual concept that a male asshole - usually belonging to a sub/bottom or twink (but the term can apply to anyone willing) - has become an erogenous zone, possibly (depending on usage in dirty talk) that it will never again fulfill any other purpose.

Naturally, since it is a BOY pussy, it’s not something that you would find on a woman, so the man in this story, while having sex with his wife, let slip that he was fantasizing about having sex with someone else. This does not seem to be her issue, as she mentions that they are at least somewhat in an open relationship and so him having sex with another woman would not be out of the question. However, she seems to take offense at the idea that he is fantasizing about having sex with another man, which is not something they would presumably have discussed prior to opening their relationship.

Hope this clears things up a little. Cheers!

MystikIncarnate ,

Thank you! For some reason my brain didn’t make the connection between the slag of “bussy” and “boy pussy”.

Dunno why she would be upset by it in an open relationship, but okay.

RGB3x3 ,

I always thought Bussy was a portmanteau of Butthole and Pussy.

Because I’ve definitely heard people use it in context where I can’t imagine they were talking about a “boy pussy”

nomous ,

Butt-pussy, boy-pussy, same thing isn’t it? The etymology is slightly different but it has the same meaning, a butthole.

CaptainEffort ,

They missed this, but she’s upset because he’s imagining her as a man

MystikIncarnate ,

Unless that’s a surprise (that he likes men), I’m not sure how much of a problem that would really be.

But far be it for me to tell anyone what should and shouldn’t upset them.

CaptainEffort ,

Even if he likes men, and she knew, being told that you’re thought of as the gender you’re not isn’t something most people want. Calling a girl a dude when they identify as a girl isn’t exactly flattering.

MystikIncarnate ,

That’s fair enough. I don’t personally let such things bother me, but I’m strange.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean, if I was getting fucked by someone and they were actively fantasizing about me being someone else, I would be upset, open relationship or no

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Okay fr, i think bussy also may refer to intersex vagina. I think sex slang is often described only along heteronormative boundaries and it can get annoying and confusing.

Gaspar ,
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That’s interesting! I’ve only ever seen it as slang for boy and/or butt pussy. I will fully admit that you’re correct in that these terms tend to fall along the heteronormative gender divide and I try to keep these explanations as gender neutral as possible (though there’s only so much you can do with “boy pussy”), so I’ll keep that in mind for the future. Thank you.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

No issues from me lol

JackbyDev ,

I wouldn’t be offended by this, but other phrases about my body might offend me. As an example, the term “man boob” really disgusts me and makes me feel ashamed of my body. My wife knows this. If she said that during an intimate moment it could very well make me upset. It’s hard to know how I’d react in the moment. It could be that he accidentally said “boy pussy” then didn’t apologize or acted like it wasn’t anything wrong. It could be that OOP was already very self conscious about their vagina and having it compared to an asshole (what “boy pussy” usually refers to in cis males) was upsetting.

Emotions are weird and often don’t make logical sense. It’s less important exactly why something was upsetting and more important to acknowledge that it was upsetting and apologize.

figjam ,

Itz yo butthole

SeattleRain ,

He was imagining he was fugging another man while fugging her :DDDDD

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck.

Hi I just want to corrupt the children you tried to spare.

n3m37h ,
afraid_of_zombies ,

It’s the butt. Also it is a bit offensive to be thinking about someone else in that context.

MystikIncarnate ,

Is it though?

afraid_of_zombies ,

Not sure, you should gather more data. Next time you are with someone keep mentioning a different person. Share your results.

MystikIncarnate ,

My results would be invalid because I don’t participate in open relationships.

I don’t have anything against such an arrangement, but I know myself, and knowing that my partner may be out, sleeping with another person would make me a very jealous person; normally, in a closed relationship, unless there is some kind of evidence of infidelity, I’m not jealous at all. I don’t look for such evidence, and I do everything in my power to trust what my partner tells me as truth. My most significant rule in a relationship is that I will not lie to them about anything that matters, nor will I tolerate being lied to about the same. I’m up front about this arrangement with anyone I get involved with.

I have been in relationships where I’ve been lied to, and I have been in situations where there has been infidelity in the relationship (or at least, evidence it did or will happen). I did not like the person I became. So I tend to avoid situations where I could become that person.

I have not, nor would I allow myself to be in an open relationship. As such, I do not possess the mental fortitude to deal with my partner having intimate relationships with others. It’s a character flaw that I don’t seem to be able to get over, so I avoid it. Since I am not in an open relationship, it would not be a valid comparison, since there’s factors in the OP that I cannot satisfy, and the results would not reflect a comparible situation.

All I can say is that I would imagine that in an open relationship, such things would be reacted to differently than in a closed relationship. Since I do not have the requisite experience necessary to know those differences, instead, I asked.

Instead of a genuine response I get sarcastic and snide replies about “how would you feel?”, when I have no basis for comparison.

Thanks though.

MalachaiConstant ,

hang on let me check the big bi handibook…

yep, it’s ass.

edit:

I did not see that there was a second thing you could be responding to. I’ll look that one up too…

yup, it’s rude.

dvoraqs ,

Saying “that boy pussy” might not be about another person, so I’m also not sure this should actually be offensive. He might just be thinking about anal sex while he is in a vagina.

I’m making a big assumption though:

  • women can have a boy pussy since they also have an anus
afraid_of_zombies ,

I am not getting into a debate about the semiotics of anal sex with you or anyone else.

Abnorc ,

What is the internet even for then?

afraid_of_zombies ,

Doxxing people who express an opinion, Russian misinformation campaigns to get your racist uncle to vote, and illegal downloads mostly.

dvoraqs ,

Too afraid?

Einstein , in The future is here

Bear Grylls M.D.

Shardikprime ,

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

This motto actually fits for AI models too lol

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