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jordanlund , in Dune is about worms.
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dsilverz , in PSA
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It’s not an apple nor a McChicken. It’s just organized photon waves vibrating at three main electromagnetic ranges, emitted from and towards bunch of quarks and gluons clumped together forming “things” (protons and neutrons) that forms bigger “things” (atoms) that forms even bigger “things” (molecules) forming even bigger things that don’t really exists, such as my “smartphone screen” and the “retinal cones and rods” inside my “eyes”. The spoon doesn’t exist, neither does the McChicken, let alone the apple, or “you”, or “me”. Wake up.

PmMeFrogMemes ,

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

howsetheraven , in PSA

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

PanArab , (edited ) in Grok do a good

I don’t understand why Elon chose to go mask off. He could have continued pretending to be a sane if eccentric person. I am glad he did but I don’t understand the motives.

Remember when the Simpsons had Lisa sing his praises?

howsetheraven ,

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

demizerone ,

That’s a very good point. The two events definitely line up.

beSyl ,

What sexual misconduct?

Justas ,
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It refers to his flight attendant getting a horse in exchange for sexual favours.

Ilovethebomb ,

How is that any different from anyone else buying their mistress expensive gifts?

silasmariner ,

I think it’s just that having a mistress at all is generally frowned upon these days.

Ilovethebomb ,

As opposed to when it was socially acceptable?

Kanda ,

Ah, yes! The time of Louis XIV. Only for the King, of course.

silasmariner ,

No, not really. Just meant that, like, it’s not really that it’s different to someone else doing it; more like, that it’s bad whoever does it I guess

Justas ,
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Because it was to shut her up.

Zeppo ,
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She wasn’t his mistress, for one.

Kazumara ,

That sounds a little more innocent than what the actual claims are. According to the friend of the flight attendant, when she was massaging him normally, he surprisingly uncovered his penis, touched her and offered a horse for sex. She didn’t agree with any of that and rejected the offer.

If they had just made a deal normally I wouldn’t see an issue.

Justas ,
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Yeah that’s messed up.

Zeppo ,
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The even worse aspect is this was while she was trapped on a plane with him during a flight.

Agent641 ,

Must have been awkward for the horse on the plane too

Ilovethebomb ,

Sexual misconduct?

Leg ,
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There needs to be a conversation about how open-minded the Right is, but only when it comes to accepting people you wouldn’t trust with your children.

Saryn ,

Elon, and any other obscenely rich and powerful person for that matter, is just as flawed as any of us. They are not immune to dogma, disinformation and self-delusions. In fact, it may be the case that they are more vulnerable because power and wealth go to your head and you can use them to manifest your delusions, making them seem even more real.

Also, he’s a jackass.

Hildegarde ,

But rich and powerful people have the budget to afford social media managers to curate a beneficial public image for themselves. The smart ones know not to make public statements for themselves.

Someone8765210932 ,

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel like covid and him wanting to keep his factories open was when his mask came off completely. People on the right cheered him on, and those on the left finally realized that he isn’t a good person nor cares about people.

This then caused a cycle. The left was “mean” and the right celebrated him even more.

JoShmoe , in I'm seein' double. Eight Links!

If I recall correctly that’s Twilight Princess Zelda, so Link is probably at Midna’s place pretending to be a dog.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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5C5C5C , in Dune is about worms.

Some might not realize that this is necessary to avoid the Australian sandworms. She was just trying to share her culture with us, and we gave her so much grief for it, smh.

Nikls94 ,

Not just us, she’s being criminally investigated right now lol

wander1236 ,
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For not being that good at breakdancing?

Letstakealook ,

Crimes against humanity.

metaStatic ,

We broke dancing

cheddar ,
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I don’t know about her, but they’d put me in a supermax prison if that was a crime.

Kusimulkku ,

The petition claims the 36-year-old set up her own governing body for breakdancing to qualify for the Games, misused funding and demanded an apology from her and Paris chef de mission Anna Meares.

That’s what it claims but it’s apparently all false allegations

DragonTypeWyvern ,

www.1news.co.nz/…/australian-breakdancer-raygun-s…

Misinformation based on Xitter rumors. Feel free to post a legitimate source talking about a criminal investigation.

Kusimulkku ,

She thanked supporters but added she did not realise her entry "would also open the door to so much hate which has frankly been pretty devastating.

“While I went out there and had fun, I did take it very seriously. I worked my butt off preparing for the Olympics and I gave my all, truly.”

Lmao

Trigger2_2000 , in We really should have all seen this coming.

Would Sprit Halloween really take a chance on something that shabby?

I think not.

Spider89 , in PSA
WalrusDragonOnABike , in Perspective

Pretty sure I’ve had excel do something like change 1/2 into March 6th…

xpinchx ,

Or a UPC into scientific notation…

I’ve been doing heavy Excel/data work for years and never have I ever wanted or needed anything in scientific notation.

AnIntenseMoist , in So it begins...

“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”

Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

rothaine , in i like welch's

2027: Change your direct deposit to this routing number and account number

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in So it begins...
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when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky

Agent641 ,

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

Kolanaki ,
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They shoulda asked about the little red button.

Mac , in Grok do a good

You know, this might be the only time I’m going to go ahead and blindly believe an LLM.

imaginepayingforred , in So it begins...

Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown

Etterra , in So it begins...

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

Agent641 ,

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

Iheartcheese ,
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And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money

_lilith ,
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Apparently Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.

random_character_a ,
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He’s just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.

Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.

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