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ummthatguy , in And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt.
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altima_neo , in Good afternoon, get yr nails did.
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Time to scratch that ball itch

Empricorn ,
nicknonya , in How do you even call that?
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that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction

Retrograde ,
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It is no longer fish, just nuclear science

postmateDumbass ,

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!

baatliwala ,

Nuclear fisshion

Wizard_Pope , in What a beautiful romantic comment by Rishi Sunak
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Is this jist edited or is it a satire account?

Kalkaline ,
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Wild how bad that platform is now, isn’t it?

henfredemars ,

Checkmark next to username and it could still be anybody.

Nawor3565 ,

Even then, anyone can use inspect element to make it look like it says whatever you want.

Glifted ,

Photoshop even

rbos ,
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Sure, but that’s a backhoe used on a shovel problem.

Glifted ,

Perhaps to you that’s the obvious solution, but my first thought would be to use an image editor. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Different strokes for different folks I suppose

papalonian ,

The reason they say this, is because using inspect element is going to give you a cleaner result 100% of the time with way less effort.

If you use an image editor, you have to worry about making sure all of the pixels line up properly, the right font is used, right font size is used, make sure that the margins are the same, if you make a small mistake you practically have to start all over…

Right click > inspect element > find the text block you want to toy with > type what you want > done. And it looks exactly the same as if it were part of the website, every time.

Different strokes, yes, but if I see someone cutting their food with a chainsaw I’ll at least make sure they know how a steak knife works.

GreatTitEnthusiast ,
some_guy ,

Thanks for pointing that out. He’s still an awkward freak.

Snapz ,

Either option is impossible, can’t you see there’s a checkmark next to his name?

Wizard_Pope ,
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Clearly. How could I have missed it. (⁠●⁠⁠●⁠)

Altofaltception , (edited ) in death sentence

Meanwhile in a ”free” country:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Act

Edit: apparently people are confused by whataboutism and hypocrisy.

wildbus8979 ,
Korne127 ,
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Wow. Oof.

Linkerbaan ,
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Good thing there’s no risk Trump will abuse all those surveillance state powers Biden created so Biden is definitely not a Fascist authoritarian as well.

Kusimulkku ,

Indeed what about the US

01189998819991197253 ,
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Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism (USA PATRIOT) Act of 2001

Not everything needs to be an acronym.

jaybone ,

NENTBAA

GBU_28 ,

Meanwhileaboutism

eskimofry ,

Not the parent comment, but we should be aware and shouldn’t be naive.

Altofaltception ,

Oh get off your high horse.

We criticize the Chinese government for spying on its citizens. We claim it’s undemocratic to do so. Yet we do the same thing. This is not whataboutism, it’s textbook hypocrisy.

GBU_28 ,

Thread isn’t about us government.

We all acknowledge the us government has massive issues.

You tried to change the subject with a whatabout style comment and got called out for it.

Further replies = flailing.

Altofaltception ,

Thread is about criticizing China. Yet living life as a hypocrite.

Further replies = flailing

Flail away.

catsarebadpeople ,

Woosh

Derp ,

Noone asked

YeetPics ,

We also criticize our government for doing this.

Where is that hypocrisy?

Maybe in the fact that the Chinese citizens can’t criticize their own government for fear of being disappeared. Their only avenue is to criticize ‘the west’.

It’s sad watching these types say anything at all about hypocrisy.

alcoholicorn , (edited )

But chinese people have protests all the time. Do you think they all get disappeared? Or did the media make that shit up so you don’t feel bad about the US doing the same shit?

Shit, in 2020, we saw the biggest protests since the Iraq War (which the media didn’t cover), and every single city responded by saying “You can’t do that, it’s illegal”, and proceeded to beat the shit out of them and disappear them in significant numbers.

99% of the time, such direct actions are unnecessary as the media is very effective at shutting down criticism of the government. Just look at the coverage of student protests.

umbrella ,
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bythewaymeanaboutaubecauseism

flicker , in French revolution

This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.

Scubus ,

I volunteer as tribute

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
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But why ;-;

db2 , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

don’t usually agree on that much

Where have you been the last 8 years

queue ,
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Yeah Tankies/AuthComs are just such an odd mixture of accelerationists, “own the libs” and just general stupidity of “a strong man makes strong men” bullshit that they support any fascist if it means maybe someday they might not be on the chopping block.

If Tankies were an actual voting bloc they’d be somewhat impactful for the first time since maybe 1949. That would imply going outside however.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Remember, men who want a strong man want to be dominated, therefore they are themselves weak

TokenBoomer ,
thonofpy , in Always happens
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Ancient humans would understand this and I think that’s cool.

iwasgodonce , in this picture is 27kb

In utah, I can average 80 mph on a road trip, in the houston texas area I can go maybe 20 mph average, so time is a lot more useful of a measure.

socphoenix ,

We moved to Colorado and 10 miles takes me about 15 minutes to cross the city we’re in, 30 in traffic. Where we grew up 10 miles around the city was 1-2 hours regardless of time of day (except maybe 2am). The country is just way too diverse for distance to be nearly as meaningful at transit time.

dingus ,

Yeah I’m a tad confused at why it’s weird to measure by time. If I’m trying to get somewhere deep in the city vs on highway traffic the whole time vs something in between the two, the same distance will give you radically different times to traverse it.

It’s also useful to give other people time estimates. Isn’t it more useful to tell your boss that you’ll be 15 minutes late versus the distance away in miles or kilometers? How about when you’re a guest arriving at someone’s house? Isn’t it more logical to tell them you’re 30 minutes from arrival as opposed to giving them the exact distance away in km or mi, especially when they might not know whether you’re arriving from a high traffic area or not?

There is a lot you can criticize the US for and it would be totally valid. This one is bizarre and unwarranted.

alyth OP ,

I didn’t mean to criticize anything, only to illustrate the difference c:

Btw Europeans also use minutes for most of the situations you mentioned. The difference is only really obvious for fixed distances like “I live X minutes from my family” vs “I live X km from my family”

dingus ,

Ah sorry, man. I guess not a specific jab at you, but it’s weird because I’ve heard people make fun of this a lot and it’s just a bit odd to me.

OhFudgeBars ,

That’s… what Americans do. I live about 1500 miles from my parents, and only use time as a measurement if I’m planning to drive that far, mainly in days.

psycho_driver , in Boring ass planet

When the developers thought their model was so far out of the potential view distance of the player they didn’t bother making a texture for it.

db2 , in Choose your difficulty

Life in the US is only easy for a small handful of people. Most of us consider it a good year if we got through it without crushing medical debt and retained all of our teeth. Is a third world country passing itself off as a first world country.

magic_lobster_party ,

At least US families can expect all their children not to die by tuberculosis or malaria or something.

And fuck Australian magpies.

red_rising ,

Assuming the mother/baby don’t die in the hospital waiting room bathroom because the hospital refused treatment.

sanpedropeddler ,

I get our healthcare system sucks but it isn’t worse than countless children dying of malaria.

magic_lobster_party ,

Tuberculosis is still world’s deadliest infectious disease. Mostly because the healthcare in developing countries lack access to the necessary treatment for it.

TB is a solved problem in developed countries such as US. Barely anyone gets it anymore, let alone die from it.

skulblaka ,
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Hospitals generally won’t refuse treatment to anyone as far as I know, even if you tell them straight up at check in that you won’t be able to pay them. You’ll still get treated, provided they have the space and staff available to treat you.

However, afterward, that debt will haunt you like a vengeful ghost for the rest of your life.

zeppo ,
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I believe it’s a reference to the problems caused by the fucked up abortion laws going on recently, not about payment (though that’s its own concern). From a quick search:

theguardian.com/…/pregnant-women-denied-care-us-h…

One woman miscarried in the restroom lobby of a Texas emergency room as front desk staff refused to admit her to the hospital.

Another related issue is that rural areas, especially in right wing hellholes that have passed such laws, are increasingly short on access to obestrician services and doctors of that specialty. Some people who used to live 40 miles from the nearest hospital with Ob/Gyn now live 100 miles away and lack transportation.

skulblaka ,
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Fair point, I didn’t even make that connection. Seems obvious now in hindsight.

GiddyGap ,

On the other hand, US families can also expect their kindergarteners to have to participate in active shooter drills. Because, you know, active shooters are a thing. Screw that.

RaoulDook ,

If you look at statistics, it’s extremely unlikely for any school to have a shooting. 99.99999% of children from ages 0 to 18 in the USA are not harmed by firearms.

So you can waste your time and sanity worrying about that or just live without fear and find what makes you happy in life. Either way you and your kids will be safe so it’s your choice to be crippled by irrational fear or not.

GiddyGap ,

Or we can actually do something to prevent it from ever happening. The math is not hard. No guns = no gun violence.

RaoulDook ,

That’s just a fantasy that will never happen though. Guns are already here in the number of hundreds of millions, and we have the right to own them, and we choose to keep them.

GiddyGap ,

Guns over children. Except if they are not born. Nice.

Bartsbigbugbag ,

Tb is back, haven’t you heard?

Broken_Monitor , in Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen

Makes me wonder what the EU men do

RidderSport ,

Naked Men book obviously

hoss ,
STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren’t fucked up.

French men look at books that depict women who aren’t cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys

German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.

Irish men look at books that show women who aren’t slobbering alcoholics

Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume

Kolanaki ,
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Offend Everyone 100% speedrun

yamapikariya ,
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Expertly done

AMDIsOurLord ,

Wake up babe new EU slander just dropped

Baleine ,
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No cheese eating is sexy

DraughtGlobe ,

Found the Frenchman

feedum_sneedson ,

I look at Asian women, haven’t been paying much attention to the teeth.

AFC1886VCC ,

actually banging the naked ladies

halvar , in Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Chickenstalker , in Your memory will live forever in textbooks.

They’ve done away with naming diseases after people. Most new diseases now have descriptive names. E.g., Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS).

iAmTheTot ,
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She didn't say anything about naming it after him, she said he gets to name it.

StaticFalconar ,

Sickymcsickface

Johandea ,

And some diseases are renamed and actively encouraged to not use the old name. A prime example is granulomatosis with polyangitis, formerly known as Wegener’s granulomatosis. Wegener being a nazi might be a reason for this particular change…

Donkter ,

Idk. If we called a certain cancer “the Hitler disease” that would probably get across how dangerous it is.

blackluster117 ,
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We do, it’s formally known as Fascism.

Noodle07 ,

And it’s contagious

msage ,

Only through the weak minded

EvacuateSoul ,

Upper lip melanoma

captainlezbian ,

Same for Asperger’s. Fun fact: you shouldn’t name a condition after someone who tried to eugenics it away, especially in 1930s-1940s Germany, regardless of if they discovered it

someguy3 ,

So that Amy is just coincidental? I think not!

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Ah they gave Lou Gehrig the boot in favor of more scientifically-accurate description.

Ultragigagigantic , in Yep
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