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Ookami38 , in My pick is Rubberband Man by The Spinners.

Killing in the Name by RatM. I’m a simple man.

finkrat ,

LETS GO

not gon do what they told ya

not gon do what they told ya

not gon do what they told ya

NOT GON DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

Ookami38 ,

I imagine by the end of the song, they’ll be begging for me to stop, so “fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me” would hit extra hard.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Scrolled too far for this one.

Ookami38 ,

I was shocked, befuddled, and a little scared, honestly, that no one had said it yet.

GardenVarietyAnxiety , in Lol

Lol

AmosBurton ,

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    _cnt0 ,
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    Lol

    udon ,

    Lol

    ONRYO ,
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    Lol

    wabafee ,
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    Lol

    krimsonbun ,
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    Lol

    Emerald ,

    Lol

    Speculater ,
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    Lol

    Emerald ,

    Lol

    catculation ,
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    Lol

    nuzkie ,

    Lol

    tomcatt360 ,
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    Lol

    RealFknNito ,
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    Lol

    Nyanix ,
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    Lol

    robocall OP ,
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    Lol

    Kase ,

    Lol

    seth ,

    Just remember what ol’ Amos Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Amos Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, “Lol.”

    aeki ,

    I was really confused about this apparently nonsensical The Expanse reference until I saw the username of the person you responded to.

    Firenz ,

    Never seen Big Trouble in Little China?

    aeki ,

    I haven’t!

    Firenz ,

    Do it. Such an epic movie. I was a kid when it came out and can’t help but watch it 2-3x a year. It really has held up well.

    blahsay , in Poor Poor Pitiful Me

    Fun fact: Piracy is still supporting the film industry. We see movies, talk about it, free publicy, reviews etc.

    Apparently in the industry they consider the value of a pirated movie about 1/4 that of a paid one.

    Some programs etc would pretty much die without piracy like the Adobe suite

    lugal ,

    When the biggest German piracy streaming page was shut down more than a decade ago, rumors have it that the film industry suffered enormously

    CptEnder ,

    Can confirm, work in the industry - we don’t care. The only reason there’s anti-piracy stuff out there is because the FBI pressured studios in the 90s to help stop brown people from bootlegging VHSs then later DVDs.

    spizzat2 , in 7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings

    I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn’t actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn’t actually check if anyone was watching.

    Sometimes people are just weird…

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must’ve known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That’s all the thrill he needed.

    occhionaut ,

    If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol

    Sagifurius ,

    Checking to see ruins the act

    DestroyerOfWorlds , in Banana for scale

    Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.

    n0m4n ,

    You make that sound like a bad thing.

    Tangent5280 ,

    Giant cheese skateboard.

    Gork , in Me with a spoon under the faucet

    “What’s that sergeant?”

    “He’s still coming!”

    “Increase the pressure!”

    “He’s still coming!!”

    Scubus ,

    Increasing the pressure makes me come harder

    LemonDrop ,

    This is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.

    RaiIsNotYourGuy , in We are living in the end times

    https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/2e384d01-b0c8-4195-b54b-26fa424aaa7d.jpeg

    DarkSirrush ,

    Can someone tell me how many loss are in this jpeg?

    Sombyr ,

    Probably a lot. Jpegs have lossy compression.

    FatTony , (edited )

    I counted about 28 original loss’. With original I mean, for example, I only counted the Loss Eyelashes once for the whole comic.

    Edit: I think it’s 31 actually.

    RaiIsNotYourGuy ,

    I got 31 original Loss’ so far. The more I look into it, the worse it gets.

    Zoomboingding ,
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    I got at least 71

    jh34 , (edited )
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    I think I got 90 cause I assume the dots on the confetti are another one.

    Assuming we’re counting duplicates unlike the people above us.

    I only got 27 “originals”

    Edit: just found the creator’s highlights of everything, I sure missed a few: imgur.com/REx65rs

    gerryflap ,
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    Damn what a work of art. You just keep finding more instances of loss

    RaiIsNotYourGuy ,

    Absolute madlad

    Tier1BuildABear , (edited )
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    I got:
    The comic itself
    The comic within the comic
    The nails holding the comic up
    The speech bubbles
    The question marks/exclamation points
    The sparkles around the trophy
    The lines around the sparkles
    His eyes through the panels
    His eyelashes
    His eyebrows
    His chest hair
    His eye sparkles
    His teeth
    His freckles
    His tongue spots
    The other guys hat markings
    The other guys eyebrows
    The other guys eye wrinkles
    The other guys mustache
    The other guys cuff
    The other guys button
    The trophy markings
    Underside trophy markings
    Trophy base markings
    Trophy neck markings
    Confetti
    The markings on the confetti
    Roses
    The markings on the roses
    The markings on the bundle of roses
    The dots around the frames of the comic

    NorthWestWind , in Whats the goto these days
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    We are here. Right here at Lemmy

    Nachorella , in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024

    Supposing this is real, how do you even fuck up wiping, wearing pants and sitting so bad that this is possible.

    ArcaneSlime ,

    Maybe they were wearing really shart skirts.

    mmazikinn ,

    this is why I always wear my inflatable buttplug to social gatherings

    NGC2346 , in This is chaotic neutral?

    Assuming people are intelligent enough to understand this subtle joke is very generous and faithful of you

    nifty OP ,
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    Assume the best, prepare for nothing.

    jopepa , in Rat snacks

    That plague was like 600 years ago and rats still can’t get food service jobs in France?

    nightofmichelinstars ,

    Here in the US they are our leaders

    FlyingSquid , in Me IRL
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    How did you know I was masturbating?

    You totally killed the mood.

    0x4E4F OP ,
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    This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

    mihnt ,
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    So OP should DM you each time something turns them off?

    FlyingSquid ,
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    If that’s what they’re into.

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    While reading Lemmy comments?

    Blizzard6340 ,

    Of course

    lowleveldata ,

    How else?

    squid_slime ,
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    Can you say it again but whisper it please

    tdawg ,

    while reading lemmy comments?

    zakobjoa , in The world in 2024
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    “Will trade air defence systems for food.”

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Ukraine has wheat, UK has guns and missiles. I say let them use that EU independence to broker some trade deals.

    Paddzr ,

    … But I’m gluten free.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    If nobody had wheat, everyone is gluten free

    Stalinwolf , in Why is this so hard
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    Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You’re gross.

    Octopus1348 ,
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    I knew there will be a comment like this.

    Sharpiemarker ,

    A breath of hot air also makes the bag stick to your hands and easy to separate. Like you’re trying to fog a window.

    Perhapsjustsniffit ,

    Vegetable Farmer here. That shit is already gross. Wash your veggies.

    Stalinwolf ,
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    Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

    gsb ,

    Consumer of vegetables here. Where can I find the yams?

    Stalinwolf ,
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    Yam section. Can’t miss it.

    MyDearWatson616 , in Judo vs Thai Boxing

    I dono this might be too interesting to be a shitpost

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