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ElderWendigo , in I knew it all along!

I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.

nugmeister64 ,

funnily far more true than many might believe

Saltblue ,

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

captainlezbian ,

I’d say it’s that the information on how it works is out there and not secret. If I want to turn lead into gold that knowledge is available to me, I just need access to a nuclear reactor and to learn a fuck ton of stuff.

Also the fact that it’s all very math dependent doesn’t help. The “when will I use this” subject is the biggest prerequisite to magic

WaxedWookie ,

…don’t forget it wouldn’t have worked if we hadn’t tamed lightning and channelled it into the runes.

herrherrmann , in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

“Why don’t you send it over on a dinosaur?”

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
superduperenigma , in Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-huey

Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says “Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly.”

“I didn’t say Minnie was silly!” Mickey responded. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

This joke is elevated when you can do a good Mickey Mouse voice.

9point6 , in Toilet without borders

I would forever be thinking, “what if I accidentally walk out though?” And proceed to never go near that window

Duranie ,

That’s actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that “feature” becomes a bug.

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

Cheeky ass brain!

Ghyste , in And this is why I no longer have cable.

This is incorrect. There is also reality tv on the weather channel.

Patches , (edited )

Coming up next “See which wildly underpaid intern meteorologists bite the dust this time. Coming at you live from inside the storm”

Unforeseen ,
LemmyIsFantastic , in My children will refer to me as father.

Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.

Ddhuud ,

Like… Sexually?

giggling_engine ,
@giggling_engine@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh

vaultdweller013 ,

I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!

andrew ,
@andrew@feddit.de avatar

Saltburn has entered the chat

vaultdweller013 ,

My dick is as caloused as my feet it looks like a flesh cactus!

reagansrottencorpse ,

I hate this mental image

MightyGalhupo ,

Too late, I already have

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

That is the most oddly threatening insult I’ve heard

troglodytis ,

daddy

Aggravationstation ,

Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.

PeterPoopshit , in Choose A or B

B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

unfortunately the real estate is in mongolia. Already pretty cheap there, but no one wants to move there

TseseJuer ,

rip in pices

Olmai ,

Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they “let’s avoid that guy” scared, or “we better kill him before he kills us” scared ?

Corkyskog ,

I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store… yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.

driving_crooner , in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

>find the restaurant again.

>come back sober.

>food taste like shit now.

ImFresh3x ,

Like looking up a mediocre band/dj you heard while rolling at a festival. Ugh. Makes you think maybe drugs just make people dumb enough to like everything.

WldFyre ,

Worked for 80s metal!

darq , in Success is built through GAMBA
@darq@kbin.social avatar

Except if you have enough money, it's not even gambling anymore. The only way you'd lose is if everybody loses.

And that's completely ignoring the fact that enough money lets you influence the rules of the game to tilt the odds in your favour.

Techmaster ,

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

merc ,

And if you’re only slightly rich (as in, daddy’s a lawyer) you can afford to gamble, lose, and then try again.

smeg , in Aged like milk

No idea what a nike tech twink is, but about 50 (depending on how hard you’ve been hitting the booze)

Risk ,

I’m a Brit and I know exactly what they mean by a nike tech twink - and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard the phrase.

Aggravationstation ,

Yea and I never was one thank fuck

Bahalex ,

Are the the same fellas that have the broccoli haircut?

madcaesar ,

Care to elaborate? Wtf is it?

Fades ,

I got twink, but what the hell is a nike tech? Is it like a nail tech but for shoes??

Aggravationstation ,

1000011259Nike Tech tracksuit

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I recon 62 and your a real Barry 63

Khrux ,

Although to counter I’ve met plenty of people in their 40s who are this. The head chef of my work is in his 30s and he’s 90% there already.

starman2112 , in Jragon
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do y’all actually pronounce dragon with a j sound? How???

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Жragon (ZHragon)

kate ,

I think this is how you’re supposed to say gif

name_NULL111653 ,

Джragon (dZHragon = jragon)

isthingoneventhis , (edited )

Pretend like you’re french: j’ragon. It’s the second G in garage or however you would say au jou sauce.

eta: if you’re pronouncing dragon and jragon the same, I’m really concerned and alarmed.

bdonvr ,

In most Americans accents I think “Dragon” and “Jragon” would be indistinguishable.

peopleproblems ,

I was so fucking confused until I tried saying it out loud. I’m so startled and impressed

bdonvr ,

Yeah if I slow down and pronounce it with intention, they’re different. In normal speech though, it’s basically “jragon”

isthingoneventhis ,

Absolutely not. Am American, so I’m gonna go on a limb and assume most of my friends would also probably pronounce it similarly.

The way you say Jra-gon and Dra-gon is completely different in most accents on the West coast. I’m very confident in that.

I think the Midwest would probably say it pretty samsies because they’re not emphasizing the first letter: jRa-gun / dRa-gun or jra-Gn / dra-Gn. Probably gets lost in the sauce a little.

Idk about East Coast, but tbh it probably is closer to Midwesterners dropping consonants and shit so who knows.

bdonvr ,

I’m a Midwesterner living on the east coast so that’s entirely possible.

ARxtwo ,

West-coaster here. They’re definitely two completely different pronunciations.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I grew up in the Appalachian and it isn’t the same in my accent.

TimewornTraveler ,

French would be like /ʒragon/ and English would be /dʒragon/

isthingoneventhis ,

It was more like “french” how Americans think french is, sadly not actual french. It was to overemphasize the starting sound, since sometimes it’s hard to isolate sounds and move them around like that (mouth position wise) when you don’t commonly have other words that start with those sounds.

Sagifurius ,

I’m thinking it’s a regional thing and this guy is from my general region, it’s totally a thing out here. The letter “T” is really only useful on paper, people use “D” when they speak for the most part for “T” (except for T’s followed by an “h”), and “J” is any “D” when followed by an “r”. Side note, i found it jarring when I was younger and saw a Superman cartoon for the first time, and all the characters were pronouncing “Luthor” as “Luthor”, not “Luther”

Kase ,

Haha same here. And to add onto the Luthor bit, everyone I know pronounces “-or” and “-er” words as “-ir”. Pretty much everybody agrees it sounds stupid, but nobody has the power to stop it.

Sagifurius ,

I mean, we don’t think it sounds stupid, it’s just normal. I’d not have noticed if i hadn’t spent so long abroad, where people though my accent was peculiar, and later laughed often when they’d hear my voice revert halfway through overheard phone calls home. That and owning a bar in my home region and often listening to the wildly different accents people rolling through. Englishmen berating me for my pronunciation of words like “Wilstshire” and “Cheshire”, “Jaguar”, “Brown Sauce” while they order a Kokanee but pronounce it “Cocainee”

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

I sort of roll the bounce of the “d” in “j” into the r

force , (edited )

English phonology, American English dialects’ (and other dialects’) /r/ is usually pronounced retracted, post-alveolar/pre-palatal (usually bunched/molar), transcribed something like [ɹ̠ᶹ], so it causes alveolar consonants in the same cluster to retract/palatalize, usually into a post-alveolar affricate ([d͡ʒ] – the “j” sound for voiced stop /d/, [t͡ʃ] – the “ch” sound for voiceless stop /t/, [ʃ] – the “sh” sound for voiceless fricative /s/). The term would be assimilation (of place of articulation).

“Dragon” /dræ.gən/ -> [dɹ̠æ.ɡɪ̈n] -> [d̠ʒɹ̠æ.ɡ(ɪ̈)n]

You can see the same thing with words like “tree” /tri/ -> [t̠ʃɹ̠i] or even “street” /strit/ -> [ʃt̠ɹ̠it]

Would explain simpler but can’t, break ends now, just know its because consonant pronounced in different place in mouth is conforming to being pronounced in the same place in mouth as other consonant that is right beside it (like with “in-” vs “im-”, “impractical”, which notably isn’t “inpractical”, or “incandescent” which notably isn’t “imcandascent”, or “indecisive” etc. etc.)

funkless_eck ,

you’ve written tree as “tshree” there.

force ,

Many dialects, indeed, pronounce “tree” as something one might perceive as “chree”.

Kase ,

Aw crap, that’s how I pronounce it. Now I can’t unhear it

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Okay, I think I get it. When I say “dr-” the r is made with the tip of my tongue just behind my front teeth, but when I say “jr-” (like in badger), the r is made with the middle of my tounge in the middle of my mouth. Neat!

glibg10b ,

This explanation makes me feel stupid

Stoneykins ,

They made almost no attempt to put it in layman’s terms, which means as an explanation it is not very helpful unless you already know enough about the topic to not need to ask about it in the first place. Correct and unhelpful. But I guess they were busy.

red , (edited )

He can explain it to you, but he can’t understand it for you. /s

Stoneykins ,

I understood it, after I googled a lot of what they said. And I’m not trying to give them shit, they made an effort to be helpful, it just wasn’t really.

red ,

But it was. And educated you as well. Win-win.

Stoneykins ,

I mean the quality of an explanation is a matter of opinion. I already admitted it was a technically correct explanation, but I stand by my opinion. You can disagree but have failed to convince me to think otherwise.

red ,

Do you honestly see zero value in finding information, that when you couldn’t understand, you ended up educating yourself about, finally learning something new?

Far from useless, and certainly many people here did understand straight away, as well.

Stoneykins ,

You are being rude and unpleasant, as well as missing the point of what I am saying. Learning is literally my favorite thing to do with my free time and “finally learning something new?” Is a condescending way to ask what you asked.

Apparently you have never taken a badly taught class or anything similar and you simply have no concept of what it is I’m trying to talk about. Teaching in a complete way that is understood and isn’t excessively verbose takes skill, time, and effort. Their comment wasn’t wrong but it was not high quality teaching. It was obviously confusing for many people who commented and upvoted about it, and barring anything else, that is enough evidence to show the explanation is imperfect.

I don’t want to talk about this anymore and I have no more desire to give you any more of my time in particular.

red , (edited )

Just because I don’t agree with your opinion doesn’t make me rude or unpleasant. I suppose my first comment may appear rude if you are not familiar with the joke. Also, if you wish to stop engaging with a person, then consider not replying at length, and then doing what’s pretty much putting your fingers in your ears. I’ll give my piece regardless, as this is not a private forum and I’m allowed to write. Feel free to block me though.

Firstly: you calling a well written post as pretty much useless (not helpful) was rude from my pov. And one that’s filed under a thread, on a shitposting board of all places. For one reason or another, you saw no value in a post, but 50 others did. International Phonetic Alphabet is familiar to most non-native English speakers, so maybe the discrepancy comes from native speakers being confused, and rest of the world not? Idk, but I found your negativity towards the very informative comment weird, and the accusation that it was not explained in layman’s terms weird (because that’s what his last paragraph was). There’s only so far you can dumb things down, some effort and base knowledge from the student is required.

Hot take: Perhaps you were simply that one kid in a huge class that didn’t get what this teacher told? Comparing a random comment in a Lemmy to someone doing a job they are being paid to do is downright weird, as if they were somehow required to hit the same level of professionality. I kind of figure that we might hail from countries with very different schooling systems. Where I’m from,. students are expected to work, Tom understand, so that the information sticks better as you were more engaged, rather than getting perfectly chewed up info to begin with.

TimewornTraveler ,

Schools need to teach IPA. It’s basically a universal language. (Lol plz dont hit me)

Stoneykins ,

I guess I sounded angrier than intended or something. I just didn’t want @glibg10b to feel stupid.

ALostInquirer ,

What would be a good place to start with IPA? Going off Wikipedia’s pages on the matter is like Force’s comment, well-intentioned but not a great intro as you flit back & forth across the tables making sense of it.

I also vaguely remember a similar experience with physical dictionaries, which I think tend to have some kind of IPA (or related) pronunciation guide in them. It’s been awhile since I’ve used one though, hence the foggy memory, and some online dictionaries seem to have given up on showing IPA pronunciation guides.

force , (edited )

this small 3-part video series is a good place to start:

part 1: youtu.be/xMEFr7ghMTg?si=08I3vCSiwQC4Iuvepart 2: youtu.be/J3IO5K5ZGB4?si=u2SaJx6gv45tsI1Vpart 3: youtu.be/jkfSA4_DCfs?si=JlMkiv75njWzbG5k

then you can just look at transcriptions in a language you speak, and/or look at the chart and try to pronounce some of the sounds (good luck for that one lmao). a good place to look/ask is r/asklinguistics, r/linguistics, r/conlangs on reddit, they’re pretty active

one thing i should clarify now is the convention you usually see for notation using the IPA – there’s a difference between /broad/ transcription and [narrow] transcription.

you see, the IPA can be used in many different ways – it can be used phonemically, or phonetically, or sometimes in other ways.

Phonetically means the symbols represent phones. Phones are distinct sounds, they are a specific way of articulating/pronouncing/using your articulators (articulators being the things you use to pronounce stuff, e.g. your tongue or lips or vocal cords). Usually you will represent more phonetic transcription using brackets [ ] (narrow transcription).

Phonemically means the symbols represent phonemes. Usually more phonemic transcriptions are represented with slashes / / (broad transcription). Phonemes are sounds that carry meaning in a language – i.e., a phoneme is something that if you replace with another phoneme, speakers perceive that as a different word. A phoneme is generally made up of multiple phones, called allophones, all of which are different phonetically but the speaker of the language perceives them as the same thing – in fact the thing I described in this thread is a great example of that!

“Dragon” in English is made up of six phonemes, /ˈdræ.gən/ – /d/ the “d” sound in English, /r/ (also written /ɹ/) the “r” sound in English, /æ/ the “a” sound in “cat” or “ask” in English, /g/ the “g” sound, /ə/ the schwa sound/reduced vowel as in the “a” in “about” or the “u” in “medium”, /n/ the “n” sound. /ˈ/ means the following syllable has primary stress (in English that would usually mean pronouncing it with fortis – louder/more tense, and with a higher pitch than the rest of the syllables). /./ is a syllable boundary, it demarcates the end of the previous syllable and the beginning of the next syllable. /ˌ/ would be secondary stress. Often times the primary stress symbol is omitted if it’s in the first syllable.

When you write /dræ.gən/, that’s kind of a “template” made of phonemes that are good for describing a wide variety of dialects’ sounds – it’d be very cumbersome to try to write an extremely narrow, phonetic transcription of dozens of dialects’ pronunciations every time you want to describe a word; using broad transcription, you can then leave it to the reader to further break it down into more specific, precise transcriptions whenever they care about a specific dialect.

So let’s break it down – in my dialect, /r/ is pronounced as a post-alevolar approximant – that is, pronouncing with a continuous flow of air with the tongue behind the alveolar ridge (the bump on the roof of your mouth behind your teeth) and not touching the roof of the mouth as to not cause as much obstruction. This would be transcribed as [ɹ̠] or [ɹ˗], the symbol for the alveolar approximant plus the diacritic for retraction (pronouncing further behind in the mouth). A lot of the times, the /r/ sound in a lot of dialects may be transcribed as [ɻ] – retroflex, generally meaning post-alveolar/pre-palatal with a tongue curled upwards, or even [ɹ̈] which uses the “centralized” diacritic to represent “bunched r” which is post-alveolar/pre-palatal and has the sides of the tongue spread out towards the molars and a strange-looking orientation/curl of the tongue called “bunching” (a sound found in very few languages, I believe only English and Dutch, and which is the realization in my dialect). You can use more symbols to be even more precise, e.g. add [ʷ] (labialized) or [ᶹ] (labiovelarized) since English /ɹ/ is often pronounced with labial constriction (constriction/tenseness using both lips) or labiovelar constriction (using the bottom lip and upper teeth).

So right off the bat, you can change it to [dɹ̠æ.ɡən]. The /d/ forms a consonant cluster with the /r/, which means it’s pronounced with no vowels or pauses in between them – since the [ɹ̠] is post-alveolar, it influences consonants in the proximity which have a nearby/relatively close place of articulation to shift towards / assimilate to its place of articulation. In a lot of dialects, this causes /dɹ̠/ to simply become [d̠ɹ̠], with both of them being post-alveolar. But in my speech, it goes even further and the /d/ affricates into [d̠͡ʒ] called the voiced post-alveolar affricate which is the “j” sound. Often a change like this is called “palatalization” because the consonant shifts towards a palatal pronunciation (palatal referring to the hard palate, the place of articulation of /j/ the palatal approximant which is the “y” sound in English), in this case becoming pre-palatal [dʒ]. But you shan’t confuse this with the other use of “palatalized/palatalization”, which is when a sound is pronounced with partial constriction at the (hard) palate, often transcribed with superscript /ʲ/ following the consonant (e.g. /kʲ/), although often times a palatalized consonant does shift towards a palatal pronunciation.

So then we have [d̠͡ʒɹ̠æ.ɡən]. Lastly, in my dialect /ə/ in certain contexts behind consonants often becomes [ɪ] – a near-close near-front vowel, similar to the “i” in “bit” or “industry” – or [ɪ̈] sometimes called “schwi” which is similar but more centralized.

So finally we have [d̠͡ʒɹ̠æ.ɡɪ̈n] or even more specifically [ˈd̠͡ʒɹ̠ᶹæ.ɡɪ̈n]. That would be an accurate way to phonetically transcribe how I say “dragon”.

Some speakers may take reducing the /ə/ even further and delete it entirely, instead pronouncing the last syllable as [gn̩] – the line under the “n” meaning it’s syllabic, which means that it’s the nucleus of the syllable (the nucleus being the center of/only necessary part of the syllable, where a vowel would usually be), pronouncing the second syllable with no vowel. Then, you might see even more change with speakers assimilating the “n” to the place of articulation of the “g”, making it a velar (pronounced at the velum, also called the soft palate) nasal, which would make the last syllable [gŋ̍].

And you would perceive all this as the word “dragon”, even if you pronounce it differently than I do. That’s the beauty of language. You might use different phones in the same context as me, but at the end of the day they’re the allophones of the same phonemes.

Now you may ask, how the hell do linguists type this stuff conveniently? The answer is, they don’t, it can be a pain in the ass to find a tool to conveniently type for linguistics because there’s just so many symbols, often times you use something like an online IPA typing tool or google gboard on android.

ALostInquirer ,

Whoa! Thanks a ton for the additional breakdown and links! Saved this post and am still reading over it, and wanted to give you a quick reply letting you know I’ve seen it, appreciate it, and am in fact reading it all.

dodgy_bagel ,

Hey there now. We aint knowing any of your elvish. Best keep that to yourself, ya understand?

name_NULL111653 ,

Mae g’ovannen!

TimewornTraveler ,

I love seeing linguists on Lemmy. Wish we had a bigger community.

To put it in layman’s terms just focus on explaining that J is often [d͡ʒ] which already has a D sound in it.

bernieecclestoned ,

Gragon

hakunawazo ,

Don’t start the gif/jif wars again.

Takios ,

It’s clearly yif

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I didn’t think so either till I pronounced it out loud. WTF is going on?

PilferJynx ,

Jereggin for sure

Infynis , in We're going in the wrong direction
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I also hate players where the overlay doesn’t go away. My girlfriend still watches videos on Facebook sometimes, and when she sends them to me, it always drives me crazy. You can’t see like 30% of the video, often the part of the screen where the captions are

Witchfire ,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

Instagram reels and TikTok are the worst for this. Half the screen is useless shit.

saigot , (edited )

You can hide it all on tik tok iirc

gnuplusmatt ,

Tbf a lot of the actual content is useless shit too

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Right? The less I see of that shit the better. Make the whole video view one big playback interface, I’d rather fuck around with that.

TheBlue22 , in We're going in the wrong direction

It’s designed to keep you rewatching until you get the info you want or give up and keep scrolling. Eroding your attention span in the process.

TikTok is an evil platform that I will never use till the day I die. Don’t @ me

zepheriths ,

@TheBlue22

bingbong ,

@ me

Sl00k ,

TikTok has video controls you can move to any part of the video. It also has 2x play speed.

tias ,

And you can hold down on the left-hand side of the screen to go to 2x temporarily, like YouTube does (but doesn’t do for shorts). I find that very convenient.

TheBlue22 ,

The meme lied?!?!

How can someone do this? Lie on the Internet!!!

All jokes aside, I am wrong in this specific regard then, but in my opinion the way the tiktok is designed as a whole is extremely harmful.

257m ,

I always wondered why people say “Don’t at me”. Finally figured out its because it meant to be “@” as in a ping.

saltnotsugar , in happy partially muscled screaming skeleton day

Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“Sir, I saw a… a…”
I swear to god if one more private brings up UFOs…
“…a screaming skeleton that teleported.”

SnipingNinja ,

Vanished*, you can’t be sure it teleported or just became invisible or stopped existing.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“…thank… thank you for the clarification sir, I feel much better…”

monz , in Can you spot the difference?
@monz@pawb.social avatar

We can shame a person and their actions without making it about their appearance.

balderdash9 OP ,

Making it about their appearance is funnier tho

SkyeStarfall ,

And a great way of making other good and innocent people self-conscious about their appearance. Making fun of someone’s looks doesn’t affect just that person.

balderdash9 OP ,

This site is sensitive as hell. Maybe because the demographics trend older.

SkyeStarfall ,

“oh no, I got called out for maybe making fun of how people look not being the best idea”

balderdash9 OP ,

Cry harder 😢

thorbot ,

Or maybe because it’s not loaded with vindictive douches like you.

smeg ,

At least you’ve outed yourself as an ignorant child rather than an actual bastard

WarmSoda ,

Ah yes the vast demographic of people that look like Amy Schumer. We must defend them at all costs, because they might maybe be offended when someone makes fun of Amy Schumer.

surewhynotlem ,

I 100% agree. I also feel bad for the potatoes in this instance.

shogun5000 ,

This site is so gay, lol. It’s a funny meme. Only fat, ugly people get upset about it.

teamevil ,

I’m fat and feel ugly but laughed…I’m also aware that the fat is a byproduct of my shit eating habits.

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