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AFKBRBChocolate , in Yep, defintely not a bad person

Man, is that guy screwed. What a horrible, horrible person. And he’s having a kid with her so she’s going to be in his life even if he bailed on the marriage (which I hope he did).

IndiBrony , in I'm brown willy, tag yourself
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I’m a personal fan of Ham, which is located right next to Sandwich! Just don’t confuse it with Finglesham, deal?

A street sign showing Ham and Sandwich!

ItsAFake ,

Hey I’ve got an appointment for the Finsglesham deal at half past 4.

Schmoo ,

The Finglesham deal discussions will be going well into the night so don’t forget your ham sandwich at half past 3.

Worx ,

Sign on Google Maps

Also nearby are the roads of “Updown” and “The Street”

Ganbat , in Fezmaxxing

You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Gottem

GrymEdm , (edited )

YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.

Damn, now I’m all worked up and realizing that I’ve fallen for OP’s trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I’d go so far as to say they are a master baiter.

hemko , in A rose by any other name

I mean the term oligarch has a clear definition that differs from billionaire, but to be honest pretty sure many billionaires meet the criteria…

Quickly from wikipedia

A business oligarch is generally a business magnate who controls sufficient resources to influence national politics.[1][2] A business leader can be considered an oligarch if the following conditions are satisfied:

uses monopolistic tactics to dominate an industry;
possesses sufficient political power to promote their own interests;
controls multiple businesses, which intensively coordinate their activities.

Edit: also this smells a bit like tankie propaganda pointed towards liberals and conservatives

Spiralvortexisalie ,

What purpose does the propaganda serve if it presumably hits across the board?

awwwyissss ,

You thought the murderous oligarchs that have stripped Russians of a chance for a democratic society are bad? What about Warren Buffet!!?!

hemko ,

Yep. It’s important to acknowledge the shit western billionaires do, but this kinda whataboutism is meh

awwwyissss ,

More than just a bit.

theFibonacciEffect ,

So Elon musk is one I guess

hemko ,

Gates, Besos, Zuck and the foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure. I honestly have no idea if Elon meets the 1st requirement - though simply being the richest man on planet highly hints towards it

No idea who’s the granpa at the front

andrew ,
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Pretty sure the old fart is Country Kitchen Buffet or something like that.

Zehzin ,
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he foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure.

You already said Gates

hemko ,

LOL yeah, but meant Steve Ballmer

rmuk ,

If I had a nickel for every time Microsoft created an oligarch I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Siegfried ,

So is the reptilian who founded facebook

FeetinMashedPotatoes ,

Time to dust off the guillotines

atro_city , in Brain drain be like that sometimes

We need more workers

Treat workers like shit

Why are people leaving?!?!?!?

SSX ,
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I’m leaving because I’m tired of the lack of public infrastructure and healthcare. I just want to take a bus and train to where I want to go and feel comfortable knowing I can go to a hospital and leave not broke.

Betch , in Don't mind me, just posting a picture of Patrick Stewart AKA the man who portrayed Jean-Luc Picard
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I’m ashamed to say I’ve never watched Star Trek but I intend to do so at some point. He was the captain in The Next Jeaneration, right?

owenfromcanada ,
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Is it even legal to be on Lemmy without watching Star Trek?

Betch ,
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I really don’t know. Probably not? I know when I went to college I almost got kicked out for not having seen Star Wars. I was able to stay by bingewatching all 6 episodes and passing a quiz.

WarmSoda ,

Jivy league schools are rough like that

dependencyinjection ,

Shiiiit do I gotta leave?

Betch ,
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Heyyy bud. Awaiting trial too, eh?

dependencyinjection ,

Court of lemmy, here we come.

Betch ,
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I think it’s a jourt now.

owenfromcanada ,
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All rise. The jourt is now in session. The honorable Judge McBeans presiding.

Betch ,
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YES!! We got McBeans! Thank Jod.

someguy3 ,

Don’t know about legality, but it is most illogical.

Betch ,
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Bazinga

(I’m so sorry.)

Hugohase ,

It sure as fuck shouldn't be. Jetition is in the works!

Exbando ,

I should probably go into hiding, then

c0mbatbag3l ,
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I thought the Captcha for account creation was DS9 trivia, huh.

EdibleFriend ,
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You’re on the internet. You’re on Lemmy. And you never seen Star Trek?

Good Lord.

Betch ,
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There’s too much content! I have seen Babylon 5… wait that probably hurts my case…

EdibleFriend ,
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Honestly I can understand that. It’s pretty overwhelming. Personally, if I were you, I would start with TNG and see how you like it. But… Give it two seasons. There’s some gold in the first season but at the same time from absolutely horrible shit, including one of only two episodes that I can’t rewatch when I burn through the series again.

But then it really takes off in season 2. Hell that one has measure of a man which is not only one of the best episodes of Star Trek it’s one of the best episodes of anything I’ve ever seen.

Betch ,
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Yeah I was actually gonna start with TNG. I know I’m absolutely gonna be obsessing over it for the rest of my life once I do. It is 100% my kind of show I already know it.

EdibleFriend ,
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One of us one of us

Zagorath ,
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including one of only two episodes that I can’t rewatch when I burn through the series again

Let me guess, Code of Honour? And the other one is Sub Rosa?

EdibleFriend ,
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Dead on with code of honor. No on the second one though. That one’s honestly so bad it’s fun. The other one I can’t bother with is the riker clip episode.

Zagorath ,
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Oh right I think I had completely suppressed any memory of the clip episode. And it was only in like season 2, not even long enough to really earn a clip episode.

EdibleFriend ,
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And they actually made the fact that it was a clip episode part of the plot.

Zagorath ,
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That’s pretty normal, isn’t it? Admittedly I can’t recall any true clip episodes apart from this one right now (unless you count the Community “clips of hypothetical episodes that never existed” episode, or the Avatar “characters go watch a play about the events of the preceding 3 seasons” episode), but my vague recollection is that they would always have some sort of frame narrative, even if it’s as simplistic as “characters reminisce”.

Edit: oh actually, speaking of Avatar, if I’m remembering correctly, Korra did a clip episode. I think the creators made a public apology ahead of time basically saying “we had to do this for budgetary reasons”. I don’t remember what the frame narrative was around that episode. I do remember it involved these awful “extra cartoony” figures popping up in the corner throughout though.

EdibleFriend ,
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Eh true I guess.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

The saying goes, start when Riker gets his beard which is season 2.

Season 1 might put you off and you can come back to it.

If you want to start in season 1, and decide to bail, just jump to season 2.

If you enjoy 2 you could always go back and catch up on 1

Betch ,
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I will start with season one I just can’t physically do otherwise but I will keep that in mind! Thank you!

Chocrates ,

Season 1 is a little rough but some of the classics episodes are there.

Isoprenoid ,
Zagorath ,
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You thought we didn’t get the reference, didn’t you?

Acting.

rbos ,
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Oblivious, oblivious, oblivious, I GET THE JOKE, oblivious, oblivious…

Zagorath ,
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Hmm…it’s a different actor in a different scene, but the reference checks out.

9point6 ,

There’s at least 7 of us

Actually, I lie, I watched the Borg episode where Picard was assimilated(?)

R2DPru ,

Spoilers!

AnarchoSnowPlow , in Why doesn't my flirting work? Any tips appreciated

This doesn’t read as flirting to me.

You’re being too subtle, try to be more obvious about your interest.

SpaceCowboy , in How sad
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Hey sad person, my parents are super rich so I could afford to go to a fancy university that had a legit communist poli sci professor. That’s where I learned how to talk to the poors. Which is what you are.

You see your problem is that you’re poor because you didn’t have rich parents like I did. No I’m not going to do anything to help you, I gotta get of the hair salon LOL. But now that you understand that you’re unhappy because you’re poor, that’s going to make your life so much better! Ok, I’ve done my good deed for the day so I don’t have to feel bad about having a trust fund. Gotta go, byeeeeee!

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Tbf the fact that education requires money is also a problem of the system.

explodicle ,

Joke’s on you, I learned most of this stuff from Wikipedia.

Zehzin ,
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But now that you understand that you’re unhappy because you’re poor, that’s going to make your life so much better!

Unironically, yes. Specially if you also understand the reason why you’re poor.

LazyBane ,

Everytime I think rich kids must feel bad for inequality, I remember how easy it is for them to cure their own guilt with the small platitudes of progressivism that won’t at all effect the system that empowers them to our detriment.

KISSmyOS , in Weekend with no plans

Weekend with no plans, ADHD edition:

  • wake up
  • looking forward to a full day of fatty food, gaming and shitposting on lemmy
  • go downstairs to make scrambled eggs
  • all pans are dirty
  • dishwasher still broken
  • partner asks if I’ve got the present for her aunt’s birthday which is today and I apparently agreed to go to with her, 2 months ago
  • the day spirals downward from there
ettyblatant ,
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Same here for most of the above, but I would like to suggest something I do often with random obligatory attendances. Every time you’re bored at the party, say your tummy is acting strange. Free pass to go to the bathroom to fuck around on your phone whenever you want. Nobody wants to talk about yr poops. You might owe your partner an explanation, but you can follow your heart on that.

Xtallll , in How
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I’ll get one and report back

Eric_Pollock ,
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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

LinyosT ,

YUH

vrojak , in Deja Brew

Déjà Brew
I didn't drink from this cup before
Leaving it to cool
And I know it keeps happening
Calling you, caffeine is a mystery
Falling back asleep
It's so hard when I try to wake up
Whooaaahh

technohacker ,
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DO YOU LIKE -IKE -IKE

MY CAHP -AHP -AHP

Tum ,

I imagine this is what plays when you put the cup slightly off center on the microwave turntable so it starts drifting in wide circles when you turn it on.

vrojak ,

The em waves in a microwave are standing waves, meaning energy is deposited in the food only on some spots, and the spots remain static as the microwave is running. Therefore, positioning food to the outside of the tray will make it move through these spots more vs if it was only rotating at the center.

Tldr drift your food for maximum heat distribution.

AA5B ,

Seems plausible: the wavelength is in a good size range for such an effect to be noticeable.

I found that in a typical microwave oven, the frequency is about 2450 MHz. Using the formula, velocity = frequency × wavelength and knowing that the velocity of an electromagnetic wave is about 3.0 × 108 m/s, gives a wavelength of about 12 cm.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Same thing happens in chemical mixing in a vat. You want it off center. I might have a diagram in one of my old textbooks if you want.

AreaKode , (edited ) in This should be fun

What is your favorite Hispanic race?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

Glifted , (edited ) in This should be fun

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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“Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”

Bonehead , in Something's fishy about religion...

Not just fish. Catholics are allowed to eat beaver too, since it's technically a fish in their eyes.

No, really...I only wish I was making this up...

Usernamealreadyinuse ,

…scientificamerican.com/…/once-upon-a-time-the-ca…

This is gold!

So in the 17th century, the Bishop of Quebec approached his superiors in the Church and asked whether his flock would be permitted to eat beaver meat on Fridays during Lent, despite the fact that meat-eating was forbidden. Since the semi-aquatic rodent was a skilled swimmer, the Church declared that the beaver was a fish. Being a fish, beaver barbeques were permitted throughout Lent. Problem solved!

Nikls94 ,

Which was wrong from the beginning, since it’s only allowed to eat “things without breath”.

Fudoshin ,
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Venezuelans also eat capybara for the same reason.

Neato ,
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The idea that fish is ok makes no sense. It makes sense from the fact that denying easy protein to a culture living in a desert on the ocean would NEVER fly. But not in any way for categorization.

ComfortableRaspberry ,

Ever heard of “Maultaschen”?

One of their origin stories is, that a monk created them so he can secretly eat meat on Fridays. Since the meat was cut very small and “hidden” in the dough between vegetables and other stuff, God wouldn’t be able to see it. That’s why it’s also called “Herrgottsbscheißerle” in swabian which roughly translates to “small cheater on God”.

Rubanski ,

So God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?

AnonWyo OP ,

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

ComfortableRaspberry ,

You have to hide yourself between vegetables and breadcrumbs as well, but then it should work I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

PeterPoopshit ,

The bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.

TurtleTourParty ,

In Modica, Sicily they have a chocolate dessert with minced beef called 'Mpanatigghi which has a similar story.

BrokenGlepnir ,

I think this came up in one of the spice and wolf novels in some way. It’s been years since I read it though

Raiderkev ,

Shit… Time to open up a beaver farm

jaschen ,

I honestly thought you were lying until…i looked it up. Thats dumb and sad at the same time.

Adalast , in Data contamination expert 👌

OpenAI team after including the data: why is the model suddenly even more horny, abusive, and discriminatory?

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