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Tier1BuildABear , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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Did you mean, “turn IT up”?

Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.

Lifebandit666 ,

Is that a kind of yellow?

Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

Aurenkin , in Betrayal

Don’t do it, Thomas, I have the coal mound!

aeronmelon ,

“You underestimate my boiler!”

Delta_V , in Have fun with this one

pickle bowls are rare

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I suppose “breakfast cucumber” would work if you stress the syllables correctly

MataVatnik ,
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Cereal on a pickle has the right out of syllables I think

Etterra , in Have fun with this one

Reading the other comments suggests that their referencing some song or another.

MataVatnik ,
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Living on a prayer by bon jovi

obinice , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal on a gherkin, hmm

Zoomboingding , in stap
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/763c9411-adf5-4e22-8cfd-96097e6fb492.jpeg

MrShankles ,

Beautiful

snowsuit2654 , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
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Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla

AFallingAnvil , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal from a spear?

Zoomboingding , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/49ff9e5e-1a73-48e7-9667-48b82bcabb53.jpeg

Pumafred9 , in Have fun with this one

Ahhh it’s ‘got no bowls to spare’

Technofrood , in Betrayal

You were supposed to bring order to the railway not cause confusion and delay

Sorse , in Lets hit them with their own weapons
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Don’t drink the water! They put something in it to make you forget. I don’t even remember how I got here

unreachable ,
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but do you even remembered drinking the water though?

Denjin ,

What’s water?

On a different topic, my head really hurts and I don’t know why

Lost_My_Mind , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

My god…words cannot express how much I loathe that “man”. The only thing that comes close is screaming violently into a pillow. You know…because unlike him I’m trying to be polite and respect my neighbors right to exist without hearing me. But I’m still absolutely screaming into a pillow until my eyes bleed.

tourist ,
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If it helps, he probably has heart and liver disease.

Especially if he’s mixing those “vitamins” he sells with the amount of alcohol he drinks

Sammy ,
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I think he’s slightly more cagey than to tap into his own supply. Even backwards-hat, dippy Rob Dew admits he only takes the turmeric pills sometimes.

ThrowawayPermanente , in the new shit

This earth is so hotdog right now

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in And they don't fold well either

I just wonder how they make one side colder than the other.

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