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chemicalwonka , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Eagles - Hotel California, I hate this song

badhops ,

i hate the phucking Eagles… man

chemicalwonka ,
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Vandals_handle ,
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badhops ,

Mojo Nixon… blast from the past!! i only know 1 thing wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll… Elvis is everywhere

Gerudo ,

Shut your mouth.

I literally use their live recorded MTV version to test speakers.

chemicalwonka ,
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I’d rather Eric Clapton to test speakers

Kedly , in Stages of grief

Ok, but here me out: Margarine is superior

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like becel

Kedly ,

Hell yeah!

ulterno ,
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“Yeah! Margarine doesn’t have cholesterol!”, said the mess manager while pocketing the savings.

Kedly ,

Tbh, its just because when I wanna butterlike its because I want to spread it on something and butter is a nightmare to spread

ulterno ,
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You can just keep the butter outside the fridge for a few minutes.
Doesn’t work?

Works pretty well for home-made butter made using non-toned milk.

Also works for the brand that I tend to buy.

Kedly ,

I wish this worked for me xD Everytime I’m at someone elses place that serves butter I end up DESTROYING the bread I try and put it on xD

ulterno , (edited )
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Best way, use a knife and slice it thiin.
Then just place it on the bread.

If the bread is the slightest bit warm (why would you eat cold bread !?), it melts right away.

But of course, for that to work, you need to be offered the larger face of the butter instead of the little side, that people tend to slice.


I tend to apply it on toast (i.e. toasted, sliced bread) in that way, which I toasted with a few drops of groundnut oil or Ghee, and it melts (enough to spread by just touching and dragging the spoon/knife) by the time I am ready to eat.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Simply scrape from the top such that you have thin flakes, these are easily spreadable even when cold.

Kedly ,

Absolutely doesnt work for me for whatever reason, even the small flakes just stay as they are as I destroy the bread trying to spread them

photonic_sorcerer ,
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What kind of bread are you using? You’ll need real bread for this, not toast or wonder bread. There’s a world of difference between a real bread loaf and sugar in toast form.

Classy ,

Seed oils are disgusting. I’ll stick with butter

SSJMarx ,

Cows are even more disgusting. Gimme that margarine.

Swedneck ,
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taste-wise butter is like, slightly better? but the price is so hilariously not fucking worth it in the least.

Plus, you can get margarine with added omega 3! As someone who fucking hates fish, that’s pretty nice.

Brickardo , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Green Day in general. Feels like emo virtue signaling

Xanthrax , (edited ) in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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As someone with sciatica and bursitis, I’m going to take this advice while standing. I’ve heard the opposite lying down, but my problem is neurological/ inflammation. My rest postition is crossing my calf over the adjacent shin and then pulling both upwards towards my head. Let’s test it out! I’m queer though, so I’ll miss making homophones scared.

Edit: homophobe…

chickenf622 ,

If you make basic building blocks of language scared I’m genuinely impressed, and keep being gay as you want!

InvestBurnout , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Parallel deserts by Five Star Hotel.
Not a bad song per say, just really loud.

Thcdenton , in Burninate

This is good shitpost

gedaliyah , in Stages of grief
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Not sure who needs to hear this in a shitpost, but the Kübler-Ross “5 stages of grief” is pretty much discredited.

It’s historically significant because Kübler-Ross was the first one to really investigate and publicize the psychology of dying. We wouldn’t know what we do now without her. But one of the things we know is that the 5-stages model is wrong.

Track_Shovel OP ,

So how do we grieve?

masterofn001 ,

Bacon, ice cream, drugs.

zalgotext ,

That just sounds like a fun Thursday night

masterofn001 ,
gedaliyah ,
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It’s complicated, but for a lot of people, the Four Tasks are helpful.

Thcdenton , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Roar by Katy Perry

RedEyeFlightControl , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

Fixbeat , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

No Doubt.

Jarix ,

Don’t speak

CodingCarpenter ,

Really? Sad I was just thinking the other day when I heard them on Spotify how great their tragic kingdom album was

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

The Horst Wessel song

Evil_Shrubbery , in Horse

Technology is finally allowing us to get serious in longest hardest poop competitions.

Those are professional athletes no doubt.

tattletaletimes , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Baby shark

wreckedcarzz ,
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DO DO DO DO DO DO

Fallofturkey ,
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What’s funny is that when you hear it for the thousandth time it’s like a cheat code and you become immune to it.

shield_gengar ,
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Yep, kids made me immune to kid songs

soupguy , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Hinder’s Lips of an Angel. Just end me.

dumbass , in Most important map
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Streets in Australia.

gerbler ,

Legit forgot the name for a second. I was frantically scrolling across Europe for a reminder.

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