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s_s , in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Here’s one for you: “an apron” used to be “a napron”.

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

caseyweederman ,

…fuuuuuuuck.

lugal ,

Wait until you find out that a nickname used to be an ickname

LemmysMum ,

Some of them still are.

s_s ,

Napkin and Napron comes from the same french word, which means " small cloth". The french word comes from the Latin “mappa” which is from where we directly get the word “map”.

thurmite ,

Also “a norange” > “an orange” (in Spanish it’s “naranja”)

And it went backwards with napkin. “An apkin” > “a napkin”

LemmysMum ,

100 years we might switch back again…

thurmite ,

That’ll always be the dream…

topinambour_rex ,
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Yes, but no. It was never a norange in english. English directly adopted the word orange from french, so that’s the no, but yes, it was the word naranja from spanish, who took it from arab, and arancia from italian, and maybe from the word gold in french, which is “or”.

thurmite ,

I’ve never been so delighted to be wrong. Thank you—that’s fascinating.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

As a child I rebracketed two words until I was corrected by spell check as a teen- A stigmatism and an acompilation (complied collection of music or stories).

BeardedGingerWonder ,

Me too, that seems like a weirdly specific thing for two people on Lemmy to do.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Rebracketing buddies! 🤜

MrBobs ,

Unbelievable, I find this kind of thing so fascinating. Thanks for posting.

FlyingSquid ,
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Also, “an uncle” used to be “a nuncle.”

BottleOfAlkahest , in The Peasant Life

There’s no way farming was only done 5 sporadic months of the year, that livestock keeping would allow you to just fuck off and not work that frequently, and they often did things like produce parts of their own cloths etc which I would count that much sewing/darning to be work let along the rest of the homesteading requirements…

deft ,

but that would still be considered leisure today.

do you know how many times i leave for work wishing i had time to do a load of wash, clean my bathroom, do the dishes or any other chore?

yeah they had chores and we could debate that is work but they had more leisure time absolutely

yiliu ,

Medieval chores weren’t putting clothes in the washing machine or giving the bathroom a wipe, they were weaving and sewing clothes by hand and then laboriously washing them in the stream, and hauling buckets of shit. Everything was much harder and much less pleasant, and that was how you spent your ‘free time’.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Leave it to modern people to ‘wish they’d live in mediveal times’

jarfil ,

The point is they had all of that to do by hand, and still managed to “work for hire” less time than us in a society where over 90% of the stuff is automated.

deft ,

You have a misconception of peasant life I believe. They had far more free time for socializing than you’d ever believe and the work they had to do day to day was not this slog you envision.

TheLurker ,

What the fuck is a peasant with literally the clothes on their back and nothing else doing with all this “leisure time” anyway?

Ya fucking deluded.

pimento64 ,

You’re so right, the consensus of actual historians is meaningless now

jarfil ,

Peasants had at least a couple changes of clothes, plus the Sunday and festivities clothes.

Also don’t forget that salmon for dinner didn’t catch itself, you either spend the time, or it’s lobster night again. And better remember to get some flour to the baker to get some bread made for the family, or it’s lobster with month old moldy bread. Better hope the chickens lay some eggs for breakfast.

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  • deft ,

    I don’t know why you think modern people have more leisure time?

    Peasant work was seasonal first of all, most work wasn’t consistent nor were they afforded wages. Most works resulted in a direct product for the person doing the work, cooking, clothes making, farming.

    You don’t understand how much leisure peasants had. Most culture we consider today is from peasant work. Dancing, music, song, joking, and while cooking is work cooking is also a social gathering of work and then eating. Peasants weren’t the working class we are today, we work far more and have far more chores to do. Making clothes by hand was harder but your quality was higher and clothes lasted, they didn’t shop for groceries or deal with car upkeep, they didn’t spend 8 hours at work and an hour traveling both ways.

    Peasants were peasants because they didn’t have work to do and generate income with, it was literally mostly chores or leisure.

    This is why the black plague was helpful, less people meant workers could make more demands and we see the beginning of a work culture develop.

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  • deft ,

    I don’t get months of holidays? I haven’t had off in years bro. I get two days off from my job a year I don’t request, I am a chef.

    Peasants always stopped working, work was probably done before the sun was even close to going down. Hunting, fishing, cooking are leisure activities they aren’t work you imagine.

    It took long to produce clothes but you don’t need 47 outfits that are made to fall apart in less than a year.

    150 days isn’t a myth. It is a stretch of the truth but we work more, we have less time. We have more ability to do things like travel or forms of entertainment but no.

    You are confusing the peasants of then with middle class people. The poors, me, we work 40-60 hours a week sometimes two jobs with no vacations often in the hours office workers aren’t working because we are running the movie theaters, salting the roads, cooking your food, etc.

    A 9-5 is probably not actually the peasantry.

    People had more free time and less stressors than we do today.

    TexMexBazooka ,

    I’d think everyone doesn’t stop working at the same time, more of a rotation

    Agent641 , in I wish

    Just print True all the time. Half the time it will be correct and the client will be happy, and the other half the time, they will open a ticket that will be marked as duplicate and closed.

    Rouxibeau ,

    Reminds me of the fake thermometers being sold during the peak of COVID that weren’t actually thermometers but just displayed numbers to make people think they were.

    Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

    I definitely have one of these.

    Th4tGuyII , in Would you really though?
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    Don't even need a face to see how done this worm is with their partner's shit

    Potatisen ,

    Lol

    qyron , (edited ) in So wholsum 🙏🙏🙏

    As someone who raised chickens: they could care more about family ties.

    Of course there will be differences between breeds and individuals but some things I witnessed:

    • roosters, brothers by blood, fighting to the death
    • chickens stealing eggs from each other
    • chickens eating their own eggs (animals with good feed, grass and oister shells to peck on, fully available)
    • younger chickens ganging up on the matriarch
    • chickens killing their own chicks with no need to worry for lack of resources

    Chickens are not gentle. In great enough numbers, chickens will even attack their predator. The birds can evaluate risk/success odds.

    Again, there are more tame breeds and less tame ones. Some are the spawn of the deep pits where nightmares fester and grow.

    Swedneck ,
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    i’ve heard chickens will just casually peck others to death if they have a wound too, like it’s not even malice or removing competition, they just do it from some fucked up instinct.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
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    Jesus

    qyron , (edited )

    I once read about a turkey that had to be wraped in a tea towel to allow a wound to heal as the creature kept pecking at it and ripping out pieces of flesh that would glady eat.

    That is pretty high on the extreme behavior list. And I think it was a pet turkey.

    Number1SummerJam ,
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    I own chickens and have had a bullying problem in the past. In the winter they have a lot less space and they get bored and stressed easily. The hen that took the “rooster”/protector role started pecking the smallest and sweetest chicken and drew blood. I had to keep the small chicken isolated from the flock for a few weeks while its wounds healed and put special goggles on the bully chicken for a month- they prevent it from seeing in front of itself so it forgets what’s there after a few seconds. Yeah they can be vicious, but it’s definitely preventable if they’re raised right instead of at a factory farm.

    x4740N ,
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    Won’t pigs gladly eat a whole person

    ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
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    I’m pretty sure i saw somewhere that mexican cartels would use pigs as a method to dispose bodys pretty grim

    qyron ,

    Italian mafia devised the method first. Will only leave the teeth, for some reason.

    Read once an article where it was stated these “special purpose” pigs were kept hungry for a few days before a disposal, for faster results, and could even be used as a torture method, as the animals would attack any human figure on sight, dead or alive.

    Now imagine slowly lowering a live human being into a pig pen full of these quasi feral animals, feet first.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
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    Jesus that sounds agonising

    ryathal ,

    Far to many people that have no experience with animals give them human thoughts and competency.

    qyron ,

    Anthropomorphism.

    That’s a mouth full.

    Sometimes it seems we are too evolved for our own good but I like to think this tendency of ours will lead to a greater good.

    creditCrazy ,
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    That theory goes out the window when you have a city sliker meet a farm animal in person. One of my favorite childhood pass times was seeing city blokes cower in fear of petting a chicken or goat especially when that same person has pictures of chickens in their home because they are cute

    AngryCommieKender ,

    The goat I understand. Those fuckers are mean, and they bite. Who TF is afraid of a chicken? Turkey, sure. Again, they are mean and big enough to fight back. The chickens found out that they “can” become soccer balls if they piss off the ape that is bringing them food.

    abraxas ,

    Who TF is afraid of a chicken?

    Have you not met any chickens? They can be downright NASTY. And a lot of people don’t have it in them to kick a chicken.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    I lived on a farm as a kid and had to kick them out of the way to feed the little fuckers. They aren’t scary, but yeah they are ill-tempered and nasty, if you don’t out mass them by several times their mass. Kicking in this sense is more like shoving them with your foot, unless one of the fuckers bites, then they get a more forceful shove, that causes them to use their wings since they go a few inches off the ground.

    abraxas ,

    Well yeah. I think scary is subjective on that sense. I have a big dog who used to be fear aggressive toward me and he didn’t scare me (even though I knew he could kill me if he tried). It’s about how comfortable we are in a situation, I suppose. My wife got attacked by coyotes once, so she’s more cautious around them than any of our neighbors.

    MajorHavoc ,

    Yeah. A wise person checks their footing before kicking a chicken.

    creditCrazy ,
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    You’d be surprised by how many blokes are afraid of the adorable little balls of feathers that are always running away from them

    Misconduct ,

    That’s just a whole lot of confirmation bias speaking. Most people are gonna hesitate when they encounter totally new things that’s not unique to people from any type of place.

    TimewornTraveler ,

    they could care more about family ties.

    ugh, the consequences of internet grammarian fascism: people using normative language to make a quirky riff on a nonsense “rule”

    Number1SummerJam ,
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    They’re intelligent and very instinctive birds from birth- that doesn’t mean that they’re vicious though. My chickens that I’m raising are all sweethearts. It’s all a matter of their environment. If you overcrowd them in an indoor factory farm of course they’re going to turn on each other, they’re extremely stressed out. Chickens that are raised outdoors with lots of space and different kinds of food are a lot less likely to act up and turn on each other. You can even taste a noticeable difference in eggs from happy chickens.

    Roosters on the other hand are usually fucking assholes.

    qyron ,

    I had about a dozen chickens in an outdoors coop, with plenty of space (about 32 cubic metres of tridimensional space) and often carried them around in a chicken tractor (birds of prey area where I live) for grazing and some individuals exihibited extreme behaviors.

    Again, variations will occur from breed to breed and from individual to individual.

    Some breeds are especially known for being tamer than others and more concerned with eggs and brood than others.

    I’ll partially agree on your statement that all roosters are assholes: we had one that enjoyed crowing when we were trying to talk anywhere in the bird’s line of sight.

    dx1 ,

    I reckon, in the Bible alone, for example, you could find instances of humans doing all these things to each other. At least 4/5.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    The only one I’m having trouble thinking of an example is the chicks rising up against the matriarch, but that’s simply because I cannot think of an example of a matriarch in The Bible. The rest are covered in the Old Testament, possibly even The Torah.

    The Torah and Bible are actually based on stories derived from watching chicken society fail to develop? This is my new headcanon

    abraxas ,

    I’ve got a mug from a town I used to live in. It’s a rooster with the name “Shitty Larry” written across it. He was a local celeb. A rooster so badly behaved he had to be rehomed, and the people who adopted him created a whole lifestyle around dealing with his “antics”.

    As I was leaving, Fucking Frank was also coming into the spotlight.

    They’re assholes. But they taste good.

    qyron ,

    Coq au vin is worth it for the time and labour to prepare it.

    abraxas ,

    I live in a largely portuguese area, but there are definitely “cousin” dishes to Coq au Vin, chicken and chourico (or linguica) stews with a dash of saffron or paprika, some good portuguese wine. Deliciuos.

    qyron ,

    Try this one if you can: frango na púcara

    abraxas ,

    Minus the Parsley, I’d swear I have had similar.

    Well that, and we never cook with Port around here, it’s always dry wine or Madeira. Madeira is a much sweeter Port, which totally changes the flavor. I’ll show this particular recipe to my wife and get her take.

    I wonder, is this a mainland recipe maybe? Everyone around here is Azorean, which can slightly tweak the common ingredients. I watched a Bifana video last summer where the guy used CHEESE and it made everyone I know swear at him. You don’t use Cheese in anything portuguese around here except Cheese Rolls.

    qyron ,

    Madeira is much more dry than Port wine. The soil of the island and the salty breeze are enough to change the nature of the wine at the grape level; plus, it’s a fortified wine. Good Madeira should end on a slightly bitter, somewhat acidic note.

    Port wine grows inland, on hills, where a river cuts across deep valeys. Any Port is sweet by nature, very round on the mouth, with wood and berry notes. The whites tend to be slightly more dry, with a somewhat citrus or flower note, but nonetheless sweet.

    You can cook with these wines, especially if you want to flex a bit and add a few dimensions to the end result but plain wine os more than enough; Portugal was always essentially a poor country. Wine was prolific but fine wines like Port amd Madeira were luxury items and most of our traditional cuisine was born in farm kitchens, where food needed to be plentiful and tasteful, to help push away a hard day of labor.

    Drowning meat in wine is almost standard fare. One especially traditional rabbit stew involves drowning the meat in red wine, over night, with garlic, onions and bay leaves, seasoned with some salt and pepper, and the next day cook it very slowly in a clay pot in the hoven. After a few hours, the meat should peel of the bone. Try it, if you can.

    And cheese usually is not part of the main dish, unless you’re serving francesinha or some preparation of hoven baked cod, where you may grate some island cheese on top for salt and the bitterness of it.

    Bifana with cheese. That’s criminal.

    abraxas ,

    Madeira is much more dry than Port wine. The soil of the island and the salty breeze are enough to change the nature of the wine at the grape level; plus, it’s a fortified wine. Good Madeira should end on a slightly bitter, somewhat acidic note.

    I’ve heard of dry Madeiera, but I’ve never tried it. Acidic, yes. Local Madeiras are very sweet around here. The most popular brand of Madeira in my area is effectively reduced grape juice mixed with Brandy. Sickeningly, coyingly sweet. My area perhaps the largest Portuguese Festival in the world (Feast of the Blessed Sacrament) is drink-sponsored by Justino’s Madeira, and it’s like drinking alcoholic maple syrup. It’s freaking delicious, for all of 2 oz pour and then it gets hard to finish :) The local Madeira’s have raisin or prune notes.

    Now Port. We’ve got Sandalman and Pacheca. That can get fairly heavy, in either sweet or dry direction. I haven’t had a bone dry port, but I’m told they exist. I always have a bottle of Port in the house. Not so much Madeira. Special occasions only (not the price, it’s cheap. The extreme sweetness).

    You can cook with these wines, especially if you want to flex a bit and add a few dimensions to the end result but plain wine os more than enough

    I like the one-two punch of Sherry and Brandy much of the time. However, my wife and her family always uses a good Vinho Verde for her dishes. Cacoila is one of the local staples, and it’s basically pork left to soak in wine forever with a few secret ingredients (usually at least some some paprika)

    One especially traditional rabbit stew involves drowning the meat in red wine, over night, with garlic, onions and bay leaves, seasoned with some salt and pepper, and the next day cook it very slowly in a clay pot in the hoven

    OMG… I had that once at one of the local places (Captain’s place, since I’ve already doxed myself regarding the Festa). It was incredible. Rabbit isn’t common here, so it was a special. I’ve never seen it since :(

    And cheese usually is not part of the main dish, unless you’re serving francesinha or some preparation of hoven baked cod, where you may grate some island cheese on top for salt and the bitterness of it.

    francesinha looks incredible. I’ve never seen it around here. I’m guessing it’s a mainland dish? We have Sao Jorge cheese around here, but we only eat it straight. Also, nobody around here puts cheese with Cod, but baccalhau is often made with milk, so it’s not a huge stretch to me.

    qyron ,

    Francesinha is a traditional dish from Porto. Mainland.

    Regarding bacalhau, we only have about 1001 different recipes to prepare it. There are a lot of ingredients with which to cook it with.

    Off the top of my head I can think of Bacalhau Espiritual and Bacalhau com Azeitonas, which are both baked.

    Bacalhau Espiritual is prepared with scalded bacalhau, just enough to easily peel the fish and debone it, flaking it. Usually the water will have a clove or two of fresh garlic and a bay leaf. When the fish is out, take a few laddles of water into a bowl and throw some small peeled shrimps, of the frozen kind into it. Let it steep. On the side, prepare mashed potatoes; use one egg yolk per person, minus one, for more than two persons eating, for color and richness, and season it with nutmeg but don’t fully season it with salt. You want a thick, creamy, mash. Cut two good sized onions in rings and lightly fry it in olive oil, until tender; add the shrimp and two or three table spoons of the water into the mix. Evaporate it. Throw two or three table spoons of white wine on it and evaporate it again. Add some finely chopped fresh parsley when you take it from the heat. In an oven safe glass or clay deep dish, pour a layer of mashed potatoes, smooth it, spread the cooked onions on top, with the shrimp, and cover with the flaked bacalhau. Pour a second layer of mashed potatoes on top. Sprinkle with breadcrumbs and grate some queijo da ilha on top. Take to the oven until the bread is golden brown and the cheese has melted.

    The cheese will add the missing salt to the potato mash and bind the entire dish together with its sharpness.

    Bacalhau com azeitonas uses potatoes cut into small cubes, parboiled, with the bacalhau prepared in the same fashion and no shrimp. The onions are slightly fried, until soft, along with some garlic, freshned up with some white wine at the end, allowed to boil a bit to take away the alcohol; you want liquid in the pan. Turn off the heat. Throw the potatoes in, mix well, add a good hand full of olives, combine. Cover the bottom of an oven safe dish with the flaked cod, cover with the potatoes. Sprinkle with a bit of finely grated cheese for extra salt and that sharpness. Take to the oven until the potatoes are fully cooked, golden, and the cheese melt. Sprinkle with fresh parsley before serving.

    Not being a person of faith, I consider it borderline sinful to cook with vinho verde; too good for it. If you can, try and find some Alentejo, Douro or Dão. Three diferent regions, with very distinct wines. Just by playing around with the wine you use to cook you can get wildly diferent results.

    Ever heard about chanfana? It’s either old sheep or goat, left to marinate in red wine, onions, garlic, rosemary and bay leaves for days, then slowly cooked in the oven. It can take an entire day to properly cook it but the end result is a very tender meat. Goes well with potatoes. And some more wine.

    The Port brands you mention are mostly export brands. Pacheca is quite pricey for our market, in fact. Like any other wine, Port is plentiful here, with a bottle starting at less than €5. And of good quality. Even supermarket brands are good. Port wine undergoes very strict production requirements to be classfied and labelled as such. Cheap, yes. Knockoff, no. I often buy a lesser known brand, Porto Intermares; its what I call an old style Port, unapolegetic, straight to the point, uncompromised. It will get you drunk and fast and warn you in advance but you just want to keep enjoying another little sip.

    And you’re giving me the chills with that description of the Madeira. Give it to me dry, please.

    Xylinna ,
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    My grandmother raised chickens and there was rooster that used to harass my mother and her siblings and they hated the rooster. Apparently one day the rooster pecked at my grandmother’s leg and then they had rooster stew for dinner. Point of the story is that roosters are assholes.

    HawlSera , (edited )

    What people need to realize, especially those in peta, is that we cannot compare the suffering and mass killing animals to the same happening to humans. Speaking to someone who loves animals, they are a completely different life form that do not have human morals, values, intelligence, or emotion.

    Which isn’t to say that they don’t have their own intelligence or emotion, it’s just very different from what the human thought process is like.

    Thus it would be absurd to put them on the same pedestal as homosapiens, evolutionarily speaking.

    Life is not a Disney cartoon, that I understand that I will be down voted by vegans who don’t understand this and will call me cruel.

    That said I obviously support the Humane treatment of animals, but if you think I’m going to stop eating a creature that would eat me with far less hesitation if the roles were reversed, you are truly a fool.

    justlookingfordragon ,
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    We had chickens when I was a teen. They regularily hunted, killed and ate small rodents, lizards/snakes and sometimes even small birds like young sparrows whenever they could catch them - everything that fits into a chicken’s beak is fair game. And it wasn’t exactly a pretty sight. Imagine a single panicked field mouse being chased by sixteen feathered mini velociraptors, all trying to kill the mouse first, and then all fighting each other FOR the (hopefully) dead prey, as noone ever wanted to share their kill.

    Funnily enough, the rooster was was a cuddly little idiot. (he got beaten up by the hens occasionally)

    And just t add some proof for some of the points above, here’s a video of a single hen killing a hawk (warning, it is kinda graphic). They don’t even need great numbers to shred their wannabe predators - one really p*ssed off chicken and an opportunity to strike back, that’s all it takes.

    qyron ,

    I didn’t witness it but there are a few chicken farms around the area - the kind where chickens can freely roam around a huge shed - and I was told from an acquaintace that works at one they had been on the lookout for foxes, as they had already destroyed a few coops around the farm.

    One morning they arrive at the barn to find a few dead chickens and two foxes partially skeletonized on the floor. It was a gruesome sight and the recording from the security cameras showed the foxes had been completely overrun by a mob of angry chickens that pecked, kicked and essentially killed by the thousand cuts method the poor wannabe predators.

    The few chickens the foxes managed to kill were not enough to deter the mob but instead served to further spur it into a killer frenzy.

    Because foxes are a protectes species, they had to call the authorities to give notice and have the cadavers picked up. Even the municipal vet was horrified at the state the chickens had left the foxes.

    HawlSera ,

    They call it cock fighting for a reason, and no this ain’t no dick joke

    qyron ,

    Hate animal fights. The only animal fights I’ll condone involve two homo sapiens trying to pour each others brains through their hear onto the ground, by means of punches and/or kicks to the head, at the sound of a bell.

    Emerald ,

    You could save all of this cruelty by using egg substitutes and faux meats instead.

    qyron ,

    I could keep these little dinosaurs as pets, with no other objective or purpose besides admiring them because they are pretty to look at and that would not prevent any of the behaviors I listed.

    What I’m about to say may evade you but cruelty is not an exclusive trait to human beings and chicken are a good example of it. They can be extremely cruel towards their own kind just for the sake of it. Not out of scarcity of food or living space. Just because they want to make another animal miserable.

    HellAwaits , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

    HexBear and Lemmygrad fangirls heads exploded.

    ghost_of_faso2 ,
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    you need to go back to reddit, people like you are exactly why it became so shit

    poplargrove ,

    Exhibit A.

    HellAwaits ,

    there are more people that want your instances defederated than people wanting me to go back to reddit.

    I can’t go back anyway because I “threatened” the CEO.

    American_Communist22 ,
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    bro I was purged 6 times for death threats and “propaganda” you got rookie numbers

    HikingVet ,

    Sounds like you have issues that should keep you out of the public (even social media), and I’m not talking about your gender identity.

    Aux ,

    No, YOU should go back to Reddit.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    lmao that was my first thought, this comment section should be very interesting

    Kes ,
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    Given that they defederated from Lemmy.world (at least Hexbear did, idk about lemmygrad), probably not

    Snowpix ,
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    And thank fuck for that. Site is better off without them.

    FaeDrifter ,

    Lol, for all their enthusiastic talk about “let’s go dunk on the libs”, that sure happened quickly.

    American_Communist22 ,
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    fangirls

    thanks for the affirmation

    Shelbyeileen , in Chonkasaurus
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    I love stuff like this. Here are some real dinosaur/extinct creature names!

    • Sauroniops: Literally means Eye of Sauron
    • Dracorex Hogwartsia: Dragon King of Hogwarts
    • Thanos Simonattoi: after Thanos
    • Irritator Challengeri: he was hard to dig up and scientists were angry
    • Gasosaurus: discovered while a gas company was being built.
    • Gojirasaurus: self explanatory
    • Attenborosaurus: plesiosaurus named after David Attenborough.
    • Crichtonosaurus: similar to an ankylo and named after author of Jurassic Park
    • Bambiraptor sounds cute, and it’s named after the deer (because it was deer sized), but it was a fierce and deadly creature.

    There’s so many more; I could nerd out forever. I miss when I was a little girl, and people would actually talk to me about dinosaurs…

    Sklrtle ,

    No please keep going

    Facelikeapotato OP ,
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    I haven’t heard of any of these and they are fantastic! Thank you for sharing.

    Mouselemming ,

    I feel excited because almost all of these are new to me.

    I love learning these kinds of new things that I won’t use daily and get bored, they’ll stay bright and shiny in a corner of my brain.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Fortunately, “Dracorex Hogwartsia” turned out to just be a juvenile Pachycephalosaurus, not a new species.

    sheogorath ,

    Here’s hoping one of the scientists would be batshit crazy enough to name a new species Biggus Dickus.

    amanaftermidnight ,

    I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

    SILENCE!

    ALostInquirer ,

    Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

    Have they exposed them to radiation in an attempt to resurrect them yet?

    loaf , in "AI going to take our jobs"
    @loaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Kenya was finally established in 2022, once the AI overlords were defeated.

    dual_sport_dork ,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    I hear they’ve also got the lions.

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=FbYtASAakAI

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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    IndiBrony ,
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    Kenya believe it!

    awwwyissss ,

    Forget Norway!

    obinice , in Score
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Not knowing what a particular dish that you’ve never seen before doesn’t make you dumb.

    I have no idea what scalloped potatoes is, I’ve never had it. Maybe it means they bake scallops inside a potato? I have no idea. I’ve never had scallops either, I take it they’re a type of sea food, but as I’ve never run into them I assume they’re not for the working class.

    Not everybody can live a fancy lifestyle, or live somewhere where scallops and other fancy foods are affordable for normal people.

    So, when they hear of a dish with scallop in the name, it’s not “dumb” to think that it may have scallops, a food they’ve never seen, in it.

    AdlachGyfiawn ,
    @AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    ‘Scalloped’ means baked in milk or some other cream sauce. I don’t disagree with you, I’m just telling you. There’s no scallops in scalloped potatoes.

    I am surprised you’ve never had scallops, though. They’re cheaper than crab. You can get a pound for like $10 at Kroger.

    Novalong ,

    What’s a Kroger?

    baldingpudenda ,

    A grocery store

    Rouxibeau ,

    Largest chain in the usa

    Soulfulginger ,

    Pretty sure scalloped doesn’t necessarily mean to bake in cream sauce. It refers to the way they are cut - concentric circles or semi circles to look like scallops (the fish). So although they may look like scallops, there’s no fish in the dish at all.

    BobbyBandwidth ,
    @BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

    First of all, scallops are gross anyway. Second of all, got any plans for tonight?

    Zron ,

    Scallops are the best food

    MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

    Yeah OP is about to get railed

    kameecoding ,

    yeah the meme is stupid, I watch cooking youtube a lot, like a lot lot and I have never heard of Scalloped potatoes, but I have seen some scallop recipes so I would have assumed they are indeed connected.

    this is like calling someone dumb for thinking Stamford Bridge is a bridge and not knowing it’s a football stadium.

    just don’t call people stupid for not knowing things that might be obvious to you (unkess they say shit like vaccines cause autism, but even then try to approach with empathy first)

    xkcd.com/1053/

    dreugeworst ,

    Stamford bridge is also a bridge though. And the location of a very important battle in English history. If you’re not a football fan, you might be familiar with the battle but not the stadium (as was my case).

    I think this example is more like if she thought scalloped potatoes involved scallops, but there were actually 2 dishes called scalloped potatoes, one of which does involve scallops

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Bro really was able to victimise themselves with a short meme 💀

    ickplant OP ,
    @ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

    Enjoy it for what it is, my friend - a shitpost.

    chemicalprophet ,

    The vaguely intelligent will inquire about something they don’t know out of curiosity rather than assuming they already have enough information and making decisions based on that.

    Kerb , in loss
    @Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    𓀥 𓁆 𓀕

    𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀

    hierophant_nihilant ,

    This is the best loss I’ve ever seen

    HaphazardFinesse ,
    @HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works avatar

    TIL that Unicode includes hieroglyphs lol

    webjukebox ,
    @webjukebox@mujico.org avatar

    When I was young, I did not only play with MS Paint but with Character Map.

    It is quite interesting.

    CaptainEffort , in I too love watching CP 😍

    Clearly I’ve got to check out Club Penguin’s anime

    HakFoo , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

    With American comics, it’s not even the shattered continuity, it’s that availability is a mess because some of the franchises are so ancient and collectible.

    If I want to read through One Piece from the 1997 start, my library probably has/can inter-library loan all 105 volumes, or I can go to mainstream retailers and get any I’m missing without a huge fracas.

    If I want to read Batman from the 1940 start, I’d better hope some of the rarer issues come up at auction in the near future AND that I can mortgage my house to afford them.

    I’m amazed they never put out a DVD-ROM collection that’s “Everything Marvel/DC did prior to, say, 1990, as PDF scans” just so mere mortals have a chance to enjoy the experience of completionism.

    kboy101222 ,

    If it’s anything like magic the gathering, whales and third party sellers are to blame

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    I’ve got a DVD of 20 years of Amazing Spider-Man (1986-2006).

    Iheartcheese ,
    @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep. I first saw what he is asking for over 20 years ago. They sold them at a gas station by my house.

    Iheartcheese ,
    @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar
    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I was surprised about that figure of 105 volumes for one piece, so I googled it and it was 109 (probably just what came out since you last heard about it). I was expecting that number to be like a thousand or something.

    emergencyfood ,

    A little over a thousand chapters, but a volume has about ten chapters.

    timewarp , in Real
    @timewarp@lemmy.world avatar

    Moreso, the fridge will stop working in two years cause that is when their subscription cloud service to access your fridge will be updated with firmware that is no longer compatible.

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Also the required app will no longer be supported

    OutlierBlue ,

    My fridge doesn’t have a TPM chip and won’t upgrade to FridgeOS 11.

    ouRKaoS , in She thirsty, not hungry

    After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.

    nexussapphire ,

    That was slick…

    You, you work for the company?

    tehWrapper , in I will not be taking questions.
    @tehWrapper@lemmy.world avatar

    Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them… Then the other direction.

    Rhaedas ,

    Depends on the cat. If they're simply going with tapping the roll to spin it, that may work for a bit. I've found that rolls accessible to a cat tend to morph into big balls of clawed unusable pulp.

    alquicksilver ,
    @alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

    When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it’s an abusive practice - my folks didn’t know better at the time). Because he couldn’t shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he’d clawed it. Didn’t matter which direction the roll was.

    I loved that cat. He was so smart.

    Rai ,

    When my bois were kittens, they would play with it either way. You’re totally correct.

    BoxOfFeet ,

    Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn’t get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

    Rai ,

    Yes but also S T E A M

    If you live in a humid, much poo carries on.

    ArmoredThirteen ,

    One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We’ve baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don’t like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

    zammy95 ,

    Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

    I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

    ArmoredThirteen ,

    The flat/lever kind, can get them open first try from either side of a door it’s impressive. He’s way too smart for his own good and I suspect he could work a round style one if it had enough texture on it. The menace certainly gets into everything else in the house

    RBWells ,

    Our Kimchi is working so hard on this and I don’t usually think of her as clever. She knows the knob opens the door so she bats at it, hangs on it.

    Neither cat has been messing with the toilet paper lately though.

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

    Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They’re really smart cats.

    WarmSoda OP ,

    That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

    iopq ,

    Because I don’t like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

    WarmSoda OP ,

    Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

    efstajas ,

    Ah yes! “Just teach” the cat. Easy

    Theme ,

    Famously easy, like herding cats

    WarmSoda OP , (edited )

    If you spend time with them yeah it can be easy. I have two cats. They both listen to me.

    You can’t expect them to just automatically know what not to do.

    Iapar ,

    But people get cats so they don’t have to interact with them.

    WarmSoda OP ,

    I do not condone animal abuse.

    Iapar ,

    Good, you shouldn’t.

    WarmSoda OP ,

    Interact with your cats, people. They’re pack animals. Just like dogs. They just hunt stealthily instead of barking.

    iopq ,

    The cat listens to me. It understands nothing, though

    WarmSoda OP ,

    Well, then teach it to understand. Do you think dogs just automatically understand everything too?

    Why are all of the people in here getting animals if they don’t want to spend time with them? They’re not magic beasts.

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