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simplejack , in Breaking the news
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Whistle blowers getting killed, an authoritarian running for office, new laws targeting lgbtq+ people. The USA is starting to feel a lot like Russia these days.

vaquedoso ,

That’s what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia

BruceTwarzen ,

Both are equally good at winning wars too

ummthatguy , in There it is
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While I love the background, the cluttered mass of icons makes my eye twitch. A modicum of organization, please.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Same. I would go insane with a desktop like that.

gregorum ,

The icons made your eyes twitch, but the Vista didn’t?

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The lesser of problems, I’d wager. Managed to bypass Vista… and 8. shudders

gregorum ,

Lol, dude should just slip in some skinned-up Linux Mint. Dad’s mind would be blown because OMG it’s so fast now!

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

gitgud.io/wackyideas/aerothemeplasma

(currently daily driving this)

gregorum ,

Funny, because this looks a lot like how Longhorn did/was supposed to. Very pretty for its time.

Longhorn broke my heart, and I haven’t used Windows since (except to play Fallout)

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Agreed, I am also a Longhorn enthusiast

gregorum ,

Beta testing Longhorn, and it’s failure, just killed my last ounce of faith in MS. I went and bought a Mac after that, lol.

TBH, being into Macs are what got me into UNIX and Linux, though, so that’s something.

SubArcticTundra , (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

A while back I wanted to make a Longhorn-style fork of Haiku (imo the sweet spot between windows and linux), although I ended up quitting because it was too much work

Here are some mockups
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b7234d19-03b3-48bb-9170-c9fc6bbc9dd7.png

gregorum ,

Now I’m trying to imagine Haiku, but with that Aero glass theme.

DaGeek247 ,
@DaGeek247@fedia.io avatar

You're sure it's not 7? I loved the glass that 7 had.

gregorum ,

The task bar on 7 Looked Way better

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It is imo

sinokon ,

The only perfect background is to disable all icons and keep it black

XCraftMC ,

Okay, Patrick Bateman

Aurenkin ,

I run a Windows operating system on an m.2 SSD on the latest generation AMD CPU and GeForce graphics card. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my operating system and a balanced power profile and rigorous maintenance routine. In the morning if my game is a little laggy I’ll put on a memory optimisation program while running benchmarks. I can score 1000 now. After I remove unused programs I use a file clearing tool such as CCleaner. On the desktop I audit all my shortcuts , remove any I haven’t opened for a while and sort the rest into folders. Then I apply any driver or software updates before powering off my PC which I leave off for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a keyboard cleaning wipe with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your fingers out and makes you type slower. Then screen cleaning, then wiping down my desk mat followed by a final system boot.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

seriously. you guys are the same freaks that hide all their wires on your workstation for those lame pictures you like posting

Crowfiend ,

Yeah, imagine having a not-cluttered-as-fuck workstation that looks nice?

Fucking savages don’t organize their cables.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

exactly lolll

GissaMittJobb ,

I’ve used and enjoyed that kind of setup a while back, but my new favourite is to have something that rotates different backgrounds. macOS has their dynamic wallpapers which you can set to cycle through different ones on a regular basis, which I really like. I still don’t like having any icons, though.

On Android, I use Muzei to get a different artwork as my background every day. It’s also very nice.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I see a background

And I want it painted black

No icons anymore

I want my desktop black

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah what is this 2006?

peopleproblems ,

Hah, as if you’d ever see the icons behind the millions of things I have running

Gradually_Adjusting , in I learned so much
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My 7th grade English teacher changed me. Hope you’re still busting balls and wearing outlandishly chunky necklaces, Mrs Locke.

Granted she only managed to change me from an idiot kid into an idiot who wanted to be smart, but it was a start.

Chocrates ,

Yeah, English was always a fucking pain. As an adult though I wish I remembered the parts of speech and how to structure English documents well. A huge part of my job in tech is explaining things in English text.

Rpmkp ,

@Chocrates url

Product Manager? Or Tech Writer?

@nifty @Gradually_Adjusting

Chocrates ,

Engineer on an enablement team

captainlezbian ,

In high school an English teacher helped start me on the path to wind up here by making us learn about McCarthyism and making me do a report on the Vietnam war (everyone had a 20th century event to report on). The whole incident left me more open minded towards left wing anti authoritarianism

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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I wish there were more like that, who have you engage with topics and reach your own conclusions

Syn_Attck , (edited )

My 6th grade English teacher was the hottest teacher in the school. She’d sit in a boys lap and then ask them to come to the board to answer a problem.

Later it came out publicly that much of the school administration and teachers, city council, and some of the religious leaders were involved in a large and well-known (among the adults, I guess?) swingers club. Small towns get down.

It did largely change the dynamic of the town after they all moved and got fired from what I hear. The abusive kids elementary gym teacher and later high school boy’s weight lifting coach became the principal, one or two principals after one fled the country because of rumors of inappropriate relations with a minor.

Edit: I’m curious if this is going to be one of those comments that get 10 replies from 10 different people from small towns of “Was this in Y city/state?”

manucode , in Just don't
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

cmgvd3lw ,

Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!

cmgvd3lw ,

I like some good pastas

cloudless , in The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
giantfloppycock ,

Checkmate, Americans

Drewelite ,
uis ,
Drewelite ,

That’s two continents depending on the geologist you talk to 😂

ADTJ ,

There isn’t really an agreed definition of a continent.

Arguably Afro-Eurasia is all one interconnected continent

popcap200 ,

Is this something people actually do? I know here in the states we have the cannonball run. I doubt people actually drive the whole route very often.

bleistift2 ,

It’s conceivable as an adventure trip or if a Portuguese wanted to see Northern lights. But I guess the trip NY–LA is way more common.

The States’ population centers are on the far edges of the continent. That’s not the case in Europe, where they’re more evenly distributed.

popcap200 ,

Yeah, that makes sense to me!

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

we also actually have usable train services

mkwt ,

There’s a blog/website about the logistics.

People have certainly done it. You can ship a vehicle around the Darien gap. Or potentially sell one car and buy another one (probably pay some customs duties).

HootinNHollerin ,

This is shitposting

popcap200 ,

Oh I was genuinely curious if people drive across Europe like this often.

HootinNHollerin ,

No they don’t. It’s super far. If one did it would be to move but without paying for a moving service or for some very long road trip like an entire summer

Vent ,
cloudless ,

OP said eurobean. As far as I know, Europe is a continent. Anyway, borders are meaningless.

https://lemmy.cafe/pictrs/image/acf480c3-6de5-411d-b55f-0d9413e84b48.webp

Vent ,

Someone show this pale blue dot to Isreal, Palestine, Russia, and Ukraine, stat! /s

All I’m saying is, if we’re comparing data we gotta at least keep the confounding variables consistent. Not that it matters, it’s literally a bean meme lol.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m not sure why you included Ukraine or Palestine as if they chose what happened to them.

gregorum ,

RIP Carl

Excrubulent ,
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uis ,

Geology says Eurasia is continent

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh the entire continent is fair game

Don’t make me post a journey from County Cork to Vladivostok you daftie 😂

Vent ,

Please do! I must know the longest possible drive in every continent.

psud ,

I think you’d start in Capetown

Everythingispenguins ,
odium ,

Vladivostok is Asia imo. East of the Urals/Turkey is Asia by most definitions.

uis ,

Eurasia is one continent

MotoAsh ,

That spans multiple continents. The pan american highway, if it weren’t for a small gap in panama, would be over 20,000 km.

Lemmeenym ,

It would have been a continent and a whatever Central America was when I was in school but the younguns nowadays tell me that Central America is included in North America now. And most of South America seems to think that North and South America are all one continent. If we went with that we could make a really long transcontinental path.

roguetrick ,

Continents are inherently arbitrary and have always been so. We divide north and south America by an impenetrable jungle that even drug smugglers cross by boat. Similarly, for the last few hundred years Europe doesn’t think that they can get past the Turks.

uis ,

Route to Magadan is usually longer

uis ,

Not from County Cork, but from Zapolarny to Magadan: https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0e61d8b3-b6ae-4221-81ac-8c9ff8cc1c38.webp

uis ,

186 hours to Magadan. 22 hours more than to Vladivostok.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/62dc9dd4-ccf6-4386-93de-9eecd384f0c3.webp

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

except that’s not the continent, that’s all within the EU, which is equivalent to the USA.

The uncomfortable truth is that the US isn’t special, and you can’t use the size of it to justify things being shit.

Vent ,

The EU is not at all equivalent to the USA. The US federal government has a looot more power than the EU and the states a lot less autonomy than EU countries. Also, culture is more homogeneous across the US than across the EU.

canihasaccount ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e94df051-ef2c-4dca-84e9-c4e59e24d46b.jpeg

EU is still smaller

But the main reason the US can’t handle the same stuff at a federal level that the EU can is population density. The US government can’t afford to nationalize rural healthcare given how rural the US can be–especially with their debt/GDP at the moment. Give it another few hundred years and the US might catch up to Europe in that respect.

NostraDavid ,
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I just learned the Faroe Islands is connecting all their islands (Exploring New Road Tunnels and Power Generation in Faroese Islands). Even to islands that only have 500 people living there.

I don’t see why the USA couldn’t increase its railway (hell, you can learn from Japan if it needs to be earthquake resistant) starting today.

canihasaccount ,

That’s fascinating, and I agree with you. Why the US hates the idea of high-speed rail is beyond me, especially because they prided themselves so much on the rail system they put together earlier in their development. In any case, the US can’t do much of anything with its debt-to-GDP as high as it is right now. They can hardly keep from shutting the government down entirely because they won’t even agree to a government budget.

canihasaccount ,

Also, the US is 9.14 million sq. km of land, whereas the EU is 4.29 million sq. km of land

Iron_Lynx ,

Counterpoint: all countries in the European case are in the Schengen area, and you can make the entire journey without ever having to take your passport out of your pocket. The same cannot be said in the American case.

Kusimulkku ,

European mind

ChillPenguin ,

Are there beans in Sagres?

SacrificedBeans ,

Yes.

Siegfried ,

Holy shit, i just took that same freaking screenshot…

Iron_Lynx ,

If we’re staying on land within the Schengen Area, from the sea in southwest Portugal, all the way to just before the Estonian-Russian border at Narva is 2 days. And it’s Schengen the whole way there, so no border checks anywhere on the way.

NostraDavid ,
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lol you beat me to it: i.imgur.com/0h892RM.png

lugal , in We see what you're doing

We live in a democracy.

And I wish you would too, fellow Americans

GBU_28 ,

To be clear: the us is a federal republic, based on a constitution.

That has massive limitations on the current possibilities, which, is a bummer

lugal ,

I wouldn’t call my country a perfect democracy either but it’s gradually better than the US

GBU_28 ,

Ok

plantedworld , in car insurance

Bro needs a bus pass

eager_eagle , in I literally died.
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.

joyjoy ,

The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

joyjoy ,

That’s how they caught me

Gork ,

“When life gives you bricks.”

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”

cm0002 ,

You forgot step 1, be rich

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.

Varyk , in When a cave has better wifi than I do

When you come face to face with an armed guard and the large steel door of the bunker that he’s protecting, just let him know it was the Wi-Fi leading you there.

That’s why everybody shows up.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Interstellar, Fallout, or something else?

lath ,

Probably SCP. There’s a file for everything in there.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in democracy in Russia

Welp, time to go take the longest shit of my life.

-that Russian cop

OwlPaste ,

Thats not a cop, but a “vote support officer” who help you vote for the right candidate even if you already have one in mind 😄😉

He saw that the lady clearly did not need support making a decision and went to get some coffee.

After all this is just a prime example of a far more efficient democracy in action. Why waste time voting individually? Its clearly faster to vote at the same time.

Assman , in I don't like what I've seen, man
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

fastest cars

You can buy a mid level sedan with a turbo today that will blow the doors off of most cars from that era. I mean we have cars today with 1500+ horsepower with zero modifications.

Johanno ,

People from the 50 usually could earn actually money that they could save and now buy new cars

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

People nowadays definitely earn that kind of money, they just don’t get it.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t disagree with your first part but 1,500 stock HP?? Even Tesla, known for making up numbers, says that the S Plaid makes 1,020hp.

Assman ,
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PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, I’m not trying to be pedantic but it seems a bit disingenuous to include boutique hypercars in this kind of conversation. Almost all those above 1,200hp were produced in extremely limited production runs. Sure, we might have cars making 1,500hp or more, but it isn’t like that’s in any way common or the technology needed to make them is attainable to many people. Shit, I think a more effective comparison to get your point across is the fact that a base level Civic is making more power than a '67 Nova SS.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think a more effective comparison to get your point across is the fact that a base level Civic is making more power than a '67 Nova SS.

You’re literally just rewording the first sentence of my original comment dawg.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

The first part of my first reply was literally “I don’t disagree with your first part.”

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then why say any of this at all lol you’re suggesting I make an analogy I already made

turmacar ,

Yeah from the list the absolutely nuts, one-off, dragracing versions of cars from the 50s/60s made ~400hp. Which could be outdone by an option on the Camero last year. And if you wanted more it’s not difficult, just more money.

And raw HP numbers don’t take into account how much better modern cars drive or how much safer they are. I daily a car from the 80s and love it. But lack of ABS or traction control or airbags or a collapsible steering column does come to mind every once in awhile. Cars from the 50s/60s will have notably worse handling/cornering/etc.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

*Camaro

Blue_Morpho ,

Bitchin

RenegadeTwister ,

Triples of the Nova.

doublejay1999 ,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, you know you’re arguing with a cartoon ? Right ?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah but I didn’t feel like working today, so

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Reasonable

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Dude, you know you’re arguing with squiggles on a screen ? Right ?

Tangent5280 , in corndag

I like how bulk sales are more expensive per horndog.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s only fair. Me pickin them corndags out the tub is more work then pickin one outta there

Klear ,

horndag*

dependencyinjection ,

Shame buying houses doesn’t work this way.

JoMiran , in 1 gone. who's next?
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zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, Canada?

ArtificialLink , in I have the POWER!
xx3rawr , in fat time

Only 18 calories per teaspoon and it’s all energy

Yeah, that’s what calories are measuring…

FiskFisk33 ,

the false implication being that calories of energy are somehow better than “calories of fat”. Though since they don’t say it out loud they can mislead people without technically lying.

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