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Lost_My_Mind , in Inventory slot rule

I’m confused…why do you want Shrek to be violent and horny?

AreaKode ,

… Why do you not?

GiveMemes ,
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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suburban_hillbilly , in Jesus take the wheel

Must be in New Jersey

google.com/…/data=

Track_Shovel OP ,

LOL wtf. They made a traffic circle, and then said ‘fuck it, they’ll never get it right’

SuperIce ,

That is no where near the worst traffic circle in NJ. There was one way worse near where I lived. It had like 3 lanes and a stop sign that gave priority to people entering the circle vs people already in it. I’ve heard of so many crashes happening there

grue ,

Fun fact: the main difference between “traffic circles” (which are terrible) and “modern roundabouts” (which are much better, although still not so great for pedestrians and cyclists) is that the former gives entering traffic priority while the latter gives people already in it priority.

Lost_My_Mind ,

And in America, there would be no difference, because over here it’s “everybody always go, at all times, and give the finger to everybody else”.

Remember, when you’re driving, facts and laws don’t matter. You’re ALWAYS right. And if anyone, ANYONE AT ALL, tries to challenge that, you pull out one of your many pants guns.

toynbee ,

I learned from Real Civil Engineer that these are called “hamburger roundabouts.” According to the OSM wiki, “throughabout” is another name for them.

wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Throughabout

tostiman ,
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Here’s an even weirder one, in the Netherlands:

maps.app.goo.gl/QU9qdriyBzTD1PyEA

MattTheProgrammer , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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RHCP are pretty high on my “can’t fucking stand 'em” list.

Skanky ,

Like, all their songs?

I can’t stand anything they did after BSSM. Totally lost their mojo and every just felt bland. Prior to that - every album was a banger

MattTheProgrammer ,
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I hate literally all of their music.

dumbass , in dumbass
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Buthead: Heh Heh… Gaytes

FrostyCaveman , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

Yea my brain is like a Kafka system

GET IN THE FUCKIN QUEUE

Blackmist , in Kids and their computers these days.

Yet still slightly less crazy than “Vote Trump”.

Toes , in We can do anything.

And it bankrupt them in the process 🪿

Gork , in Inventory slot rule

visible arousal

nothing , in Boop

Boop!

Resol , in Breaking News!
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Most professional open letter of all time. /s

Matthew_Gasoline , in "How old am i" and "where are my pants"
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I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

Metype ,
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You made me check the date, if you’d have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday

Resol ,
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When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.

It is 1:18am by the time I’m writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).

DancingBear , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Is the guy on the right genetically deformed?

HK65 ,

No, he doesn’t exist, he’s an art project.

Odo ,

That’s Zara Boss, not Gigachad.

Resol , in Kids and their computers these days.
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I wonder why my computer still has yet to contract Covid.

Wait, isn’t that a good thing?

SPRUNT , in Kids and their computers these days.

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

Etterra ,

What theory?

FlyingSquid , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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My mother’s housemate is getting a hip replacement soon. I’m sending this to her. She’ll get a kick out of it (no pun intended).

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Please don’t let her kick.

FlyingSquid ,
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She won’t be able to for quite some time because she just got a knee replacement! When I drove over to the town where my mother lives (for other reasons) I came by to pick up something for my daughter and my mom met me outside and told me her housemate was in so much pain that she hadn’t slept all night and had finally fallen asleep. This was around 3 pm. I feel bad for the lady and I’m now wondering if she’s going to go through with the hip replacement if the knee replacement has been this hard on her. She’s in her 70s and her mother is still alive in her 90s, so hopefully she’s got a lot of years to go. I hope it all helps.

Crazy part: She lives upstairs and my mom lives downstairs. They agreed to not change bedrooms. The housemate is planning on getting up and down the stairs sitting down.

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