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robocall , in That's just what happens. It's life.
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This is what happens when you eat the pie every Christmas dinner even though you’re full. It adds up over the years.

boletus , in 1 like = 1 money

Why’d you post a screenshot of an existing post on the same community??

krippix ,

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Daxter101 ,

You should see my post then

rainerloeten , in I will not be taking questions.
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Why is this in c/Lemmy Shitposting?

RecluseRamble ,

The patent explains the intended use for that kind of paper.

WarmSoda OP ,

I need TP for my bunghole!

MystikIncarnate ,

TP, shitposting… You don’t see the connection?

Kecessa , (edited ) in That's just what happens. It's life.

That was weight he intentionally gained for a role though

surewhynotlem ,

Many rolls, I imagine

whoisearth ,
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That role? Life.

pyre , (edited ) in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off

remind me, was the S10 the last Samsung phone that didn’t explode or literally fall apart in your hands?

edit: fuck all the downvoters. i have an s20fe. it literally cannot handle hot weather, and the fucking glue gives in, completely removing the back cover. how about some notches and shit? really we can’t make any mechanism for the covers, we’re just gluing things now? is this a Tesla phone?

Bytemeister ,

No. That’s (almost) all Samsung devices. They make decent screens and camera sensors though…

Etterra , in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off

I refuse to spend any money on earbuds that will be immediately lost.

GiveMemes ,

I’m terrible at keeping track of things normally but I never lose my wallet or headphones. Seems like maybe a you problem.

CluelessDude ,

Not a fan of singular earbuds but because my phone didn’t come with a jack I got ones that are basically attached to each other, so they are wireless but attached by a wired between them with a little battery that lasts 10h I’ve grown really fond of them.

No problem of losing them either!

lud ,

I really like my semi wireless headphones as well. They have like 28 hours of battery life and you can charge them from 0% to 10 hours of playback (or however many percent that is) in 10 minutes. They also have an incredible feature I wish all wireless headphones had. The ability to quickly switch between the last two devices by just pressing a button twice. No need to disconnect them from the device they are already connected too.

Prandom_returns , in I will not be taking questions.

The inventor also said it’s “jif”, and I ain’t saying that either. Also, the patent doesn’t indicate whther that’s the front view or the back view. It’s displaying a roll in a vacuum.

JackiesFridge ,
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You’re right, of course. Patent illustrations traditionally show the item only from behind.

Prandom_returns ,

Patent illustrators show the item in the way that is most useful to describe the patent.

Mounting is not illustrated.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

it’s amazing how much patent illustrations and my pornography have in common.

istanbullu , in McCafé
ZILtoid1991 , in The internet connects people

But then everything changed when the fire alarm community attacked.

Only the avatar can master all the alarm types, but when the wold needed him the most, he vanished. Years later he returned, and I believe he can finally save the world.

Honytawk ,

Leak, earthquake, fire, air quality.

Long ago, the four alarms lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire alarm went off.

HereIAm ,

I completely misread what kind of leak we were talking about.

BeMoreCareful ,
Sparky , in The internet connects people
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why does the fire alarm look like an among us?

VinnyDaCat , in Ironing

I like ironing my clothes though and if you show up to a formal family event with a shirt that looks like you rolled around in it, then I will offer to iron for you before the next time.

I_Miss_Daniel , in Lemmy is the best social media

The latter username reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4XXm8OUP4

konalt , in Why is this the only working proxy for Twitter...
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Nazis?

todd_bonzalez ,

I think there might be a connection between poast-dot-org and poa-dot-st. The latter is a Neo-Nazi Pleroma instance. I haven’t seen any proof that the domains are connected. Might not be.

Fenrisulfir , in Just like my man Homelander, some true TV heroes to look up to and emulate

Is the logo on that barn an IUD?

rand_alpha19 , in Why is this the only working proxy for Twitter...

Why not try running your own local instance of Nitter? No Nazis that way. I would if I used Twitter more.

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