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boatsnhos931 , in Lemmy is the best social media

Hey! Hey! I’m over here! Do I need to up my cringe and troll game???

Bobmighty , in I will not be taking questions.

I’ve never paid a single bit of attention to which way it goes on. I spit into the face of this entire debate and it’s never done me any harm to do so. I’m a cat owner too. The roll goes on either way, it’s fine, and I’ll never change my mind.

WarmSoda OP ,

Someday if you ever live with another person you’ll figure it out.

Bobmighty ,

I’m happily married. Has never once been an issue.

MystikIncarnate ,

Not for you…

WarmSoda OP ,

Is your SO also a “super cool edge lord that bucks the trends of society”? Because you’re just so cool?

Bobmighty ,

Nothing about being an edgelord or cool. Its just not a thing that’s ever been an issue in any relationship, even ones I fucked up. It’s not even a thing I ever once heard talked about anywhere aside from the internet. It’s just a shit post argument that doesn’t matter, regardless of how you do it. Just an empty little thing people like fighting about online for whatever reason. That’s what I spit into the face of.

WarmSoda OP ,

Wtf says things like “spit in the face of”, and the other cring phrases you use.
Be better.

Bobmighty ,

Nah. I’ll be as cringe as I please. Don’t need your permission.

WarmSoda OP ,

I wouldn’t give you permission for anything, and I couldn’t care less, based on our interactions so far. People like you aren’t worth any energy at all.

boatsnhos931 , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

Dontputyourdickinthat

JohnOliver , in I will not be taking questions.

Wait. So if this i patented but has no specification about hanging it the other way, would that mean that one could patent toilet paper again, but hanging the other way?

Natanael ,

You shouldn’t, but the patent office don’t care about inventive height and obviousness anymore

Papergeist ,

I don’t believe so. They will only award a new patent if yours is meaningfully different from previous technologies. I would suspect they would deem the other direction “not a meaningful difference.”

MystikIncarnate ,

The internet disagrees.

NoSpiritAnimal , in The internet connects people
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Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

zalgotext ,

Like Syndrome without the suit

radicalautonomy ,
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He shopped out his lips.

EatATaco , in You're in the right place

The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.

jaschen , in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off

I dropped my phone while it was connected to my laptop charging. My laptop was taken down with it.

SLVRDRGN , (edited )

Did you try to save it all on the way down and make things worse?

jaschen ,

Damn that URL didn’t link, but I think I can imagine what could be worse.

solomon42069 , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

It looks like it’s gonna give the Doctor and the TARDIS a hard time this week.

Katana314 , in You're in the right place

In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!

Tehdastehdas , in You're in the right place
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The “tanning notary” seems to be a package, or a service unknown to me.

Atin , in I will not be taking questions.

Obviously designed in a place without deadly spiders.

TwigletSparkle ,

Can you explain why this matters, for people who don’t live with deadly spiders?

Atin ,

In Australia spiders like to hang out in places like where the outer layer of TP sits as it is a good hiding place for them. Especially Red Backs. Huntsmen like it too but will only kill by a jump scare caused heart attack.

CaptainEffort ,

I’ve never been more glad that I don’t live in Australia than right now

Atin ,

To be fair we don’t have bears, wolves or rabies.

CaptainEffort ,

I mean I live in CT, and technically I have wolves and bears, but neither are going to appear under my toilet paper

SidewaysHighways , in Weezer? I hardly know 'er!

This was one of the last true weezer albums.

Everything since success is someone else

Crowfiend ,
SidewaysHighways ,

Haha holy shit I didn’t realize it made it that big lolol

Thanks for this I’ve got a few people to share it with!

SpaceByn , in Ironing

I think what this meme misses is, largely, clothes in the west are now designed to look as if they have been ironed if hung up properly to dry

This is absolutely not a pet peeve of mine that we didn’t just stop ironing due to the lack of social convention (brought on by less time in working people’s lives and less domestic labour done in the home by women) but by new technology in the area of clothing

BackOnMyBS , in block this account if you haven't already
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

what’s the account name?

tobogganablaze ,
Alk , in *among us theme plays sussily*

Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

Omega_Man ,

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

deranger ,

Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.

Pieresqi ,

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

dabster291 ,
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Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

LesserAbe ,

Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam

TriPolarBearz ,

I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

poke ,

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

GluWu ,

01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

LesserAbe ,

00101000 00101110 00101001 00101000 00101110 00101001

LesserAbe ,

What if it’s an immigrant computer

TriPolarBearz ,

Then it would be a multilingual computer

LesserAbe ,

It might not even speak english

moistclump ,

Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.

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