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fmstrat , in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Where is the red spot on the toilet?

lowleveldata , in Strange Game

it’s like my wet dream but with guys

jaschen , in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Wired + Mesh Wifi is the best combo. House not wired? Try powerline Ethernet. It does degrade the more you have so I only have it for my computer and PS5.

100_percent_a_bot , in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Why is the neighbor living in the Harry Potter closet?

spizzat2 , in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

The 3rd party N64 controller that your friend has to use.

Churbleyimyam , in The four houses dads belong to.

Festool is not on this list because Festool owners NEVER GET ANYONE PREGNANT.

basxto , in Europe
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I can’t see England, seems correct.

PrunesMakeYouPoop , in *Porcelain shatters*

Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

Cylusthevirus , in Help him...
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.

250 forks per pound.

Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.

250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.

Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let’s just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.

Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.

Rodeo ,

You’re definitely going to run into a size limit before you hit the weight limit with something that light and bulky.

Better math would be to measure the dimensions of a case and count how many cases fit on a standard 3’ x 4’ pallet stacked eight feet high.

Ephera , in This is the companion to the books "It's not my fault" and "My brother did it"

This summer, my car wasn’t worth repairing anymore and I decided to try living without one for a while.

And well, as it turns out…

me going on a stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health

…does actually work wonders. I just had to be forced to do it consistently.

Except I completely missed another factor:
Christmas Eve rolled around, my dad picked me up from the train station. It was just a ten minute drive home, but of course, some asshat had to tailgate us. My dad pretty much just routinely became angry.

Which I get. That shit used to stress me out, too.
But well, used to. I had not experienced that level of stress for multiple months. I felt like some monk, checking in on what the normal people were dealing with.

And man, I did not like what I saw…

Samsy , in I finally found him

I saw this picture with a lot of jokes. I like the: “he is getting all the reported for wrong password - messages”

Anyway: Game of trunks?

generic , in You can only pick one
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I pick Firefox, what does that get me?

Name , in You can only pick one

Netflix if it allowes movies already watched. Give me them Marvel royalties. Otherwise Chrome for endless information gathering, or Spotify to revive lost songs and symphonies.

GiuseppeAndTheYeti , in Yes

D) Dog bridge

AFaithfulNihilist , in The battle for love
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

Man I wish I fucking knew the context of this. Why did the guy come over in the first place? Where did the girl go? How did dude know instantly when he looked up at the guy while he was on his knee that he had to starch this fellow?

eldoom ,

Dude in the orange attempted to rob them with mace. As he walks up you can see him grab something out of his pocket then put it in dudes face. Later you can see him spraying it at dude but he’s standing too far away.

Cheap/spent mace for sure.

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