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jasondj , in How could we have let this happen?

My face when I realize I live in New England.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Greetings from old England.

hungryphrog , in A place for all the feels

But she doesn’t have sleeves!

Pons_Aelius , in Ouch

Better than being told you should be a school guidance councilor.

Int ,
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Well then you can find out who guides the guidance counselors

TheFerrango ,

That’s how they reproduce, by misguiding others

GoosLife ,

Isn’t that just what they say if they like you?

jackpot , in Remember your training and you will survive
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shopping cart logic also applies to buying fairtrade coffee or chocolate or clothes, no one will force you to be a good person and you gain jackshit from it as a lone operator.

Mtrad ,

The shopping cart one is better because it’s literally just barely more time / effort. Fair trade stuff can be expensive compared to their counterpart. People in rougher financial situations really can’t make that choice every time.

jackpot ,
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alright then dont buy it, youre acting like coffee and chocolate are necessities. clothes are a pass

Mtrad ,

I’d wager there are daily goods that have far more exploitation than most people would be comfortable with.

But you are right in some cases things aren’t necessities and could probably be limited or cut out. That being said, there’s a morale / mental component too. For example, you don’t need that chocolate birthday cake for your sibling, parent, child, etc., but it is still is considered very important. If it wasn’t there, it could be considered a huge blow and/or insulting.

wesker , in It even fits in my pant pockets.
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Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

zakobjoa OP ,
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Can’t go wrong with pocket pasta.

Ducks ,
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If you’re not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don’t trust you.

Int ,
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What about ducks

ShartyWaffles ,

Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

Kowowow ,

Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I’ve found, I use both way more than a multitool

HardlightCereal ,

Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it’s the best one

Gork , in It even fits in my pant pockets.

That’s a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.

But at least I can then repair all the potholes.

DicksMcgee43 ,

Fun fact, its illegal to do that

cashsky , in This leaves me quite dissatisfied with the world.
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Lammy , in It even fits in my pant pockets.

Good keys

rockerface , in It even fits in my pant pockets.

Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets

Ubermeisters ,

Cement store

CIWS-30 ,

From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.

regular_human ,
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The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store

snake_case , in OMG ME TOOO 😋

Chris Kraus, Cha cha real smooth youtu.be/cb6pJ4AEOoI

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ilovededyoupiggy , in It even fits in my pant pockets.
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I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn’t really need labels.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Yeh but if you can’t remember which one is which it’s as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

It’s a decoy key.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Maybe it opens both.

andallofmypeaches ,

It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

Dave_r , in Melons right.

Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

Uli , in A place for all the feels

This is not fair. She hardly even has sleeves.

testfactor , in top 10 rj34 connectors

What’s wild is I once purchased a few dozen of those rj45 to serial connectors for a real, on the job project.

They come as a kit thing you have to assemble. That’s why it shows them in two pieces in the image above.

They worked, so like, if it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid I guess?

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

Makes me wonder why the hell people makes serial (RS232, I assume) in RJ45 form.

Archer ,

Cisco

purahna , in built different
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“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”

Zehzin ,
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Dude’s got corrosive nuts

LouNeko ,

Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.

sundrei ,
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Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

PyroNeurosis ,
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All that monster gotta end up somewhere.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.

What’s in your wallet geedunk?

MrShankles ,

Dude. Gross.

Funny as hell… but eww

But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Thanks shippy!

sebinspace ,

“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback

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