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RememberTheApollo_ , in You're in the right place

How you know you live in a really small and remote town.

tobogganablaze , in block this account if you haven't already

That’s literally the first account I blocked on lemmy.

Ookami38 , in I will not be taking questions.

The proper way to hang it, if you have cats, is the other way so they don’t bat it all off if the get access. This is why I do not have cats.

ShadowCatEXE ,
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My cat has not once tried unraveling a toilet paper roll. He has stolen money before, but he steals shit, so that’s normal. But never toilet paper.

Ookami38 ,

Oh, man. My mother had cats who would just attack tp or paper towels. We had them both hanging the ‘correct’ way, got tired of it and flipped em. Now, though, I stick to dogs lol

WarmSoda OP ,

Haha mine will take coins off the table, and carry it off to her hiding spot. It’s the cutest thing. I got her a small box of toy pirate coins.

some_guy , in I will not be taking questions.

This could have saved relationships.

Num10ck , in You can rent sunscreen from Redboxes now

Redbox is about to go out of business

LemmyKnowsBest OP ,

Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now

wildcardology , in I will not be taking questions.

It’s halfway 2024 it’s time to move on to bidets.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Based and Hygiene Pilled

MystikIncarnate ,

I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

TP use is way down, but it’s still needed in many cases.

lunarul ,

You use toilet paper to dry off? Why not a towel?

Tankton ,

A bidet ain’t 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

wildcardology ,

In our culture we use soap and water to clean our asses after pooping. So a bidet+soap match made in heaven.

Before bidets we use a dipper to scoop water.

I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC ,

In our culture we just put in a new asshole every time we poop problem solved.

threelonmusketeers ,

Scoop water from where‽

wildcardology ,

From a big bucket near the toilet.

threelonmusketeers ,

Thank you for clarifying. My mind immediately jumped to “scooping water from the toilet bowl”. Glad this was not the case.

wildcardology ,
wildcardology ,

I just sit there and browse Lemmy while I wait for my ass to dry out. 😀

paholg , in I will not be taking questions.

I’m finally coming around to this after decades of being steered away from it by The Simpsons (youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=F5_Suzq41QAK_Wtg).

rugburn , in comment money comment money

Mr beast has 7 monies. That’s 9 more monies than I have

MehBlah , in I will not be taking questions.

Ass wiping tech has come a long way. Thankfully.

DahGangalang , in *among us theme plays sussily*

I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters

Wogi ,

What happens at the Y stays at the Y

DahGangalang ,

Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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clot27 , in I will not be taking questions.
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Just use water lmfao

Mwa ,
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I use both toilet paper and water

recapitated ,

Against the cats?

Pyro , in *among us theme plays sussily*

What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

RootBeerGuy ,
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…there probably was none.

ThrowawaySobriquet OP ,

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

RestrictedAccount ,
Pacattack57 ,

Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.

ulterno , in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off
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Another good reason to remove the jack.
More products broken out of warranty, more sales.

SidewaysHighways , in They don't teach you this in school.

Brb gonna go play Chrono Trigger

toomanypancakes ,
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Take the right teleporter at the start instead of the left!

Lemminary ,

I don’t know what that means but they sound confident. Let’s do it!

GFGJewbacca ,

I’m pretty sure they’re talking about something you can do in a New Game+. If you take the right teleporter at the start of a New Game+, you go straight to the final boss. I’ve done it before, because there’s a special ending!

DaMonsterKnees ,

Here’s the thing, though, and I honestly don’t know where I stand myself, but better rpg, chrono or earthbound? Your comment made me ask myself.

frezik ,

Earthbound is a somewhat more traditional rpg with a lot of grinding/random combat.

One of the things that makes ChronoTrigger approachable is that all combat is prearranged by the design of the areas. You get the XP you need just by traversing it. Makes it easy compared to other rpgs from the time go. Take that as you will.

samus12345 ,
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Chrono Trigger. Earthbound’s biggest strength is how weird it is.

Pacattack57 ,

Earthbound is not linear enough. I couldn’t get past the first 20 minutes of gameplay without looking it up.

The root cause is I’m dumb but that’s just my opinion. Chrono was great. Had a good mix of non linear but also story made it obvious where you were suppose to go next.

unreachable , in Anything for my loves
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