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BlackLaZoR , in Dropped a paperclip on my laptop and it landed like this

Random erections are the worst

Viking_Hippie , in Hmmm
tourist ,
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I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that

He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit

Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”

But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.

boydster , in Dropped a paperclip on my laptop and it landed like this
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tpihkal ,

Literally no one knows.

Bishma , in Dropped a paperclip on my laptop and it landed like this
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Strong Clippy vibes.

“It looks like you’re trying to damage your screen. Can I help?”

Mongostein , in Introducing you to the next Bond

How’s his English accent?

FQQD , in Exciting times we live in
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glitchdx , in Introducing you to the next Bond

Fuck bond, the character and setting is played out at this point with too many mediocre movies.

no.

If this guy becomes an actor, I’d love to see him in a John Wick spinoff. Yes, let’s make him a super spy government spook (he makes that suit look good), but he’s trying to unravel the criminal underground and gets to discover just how deep the rabithole goes. His “successful” career up to this point has been taking down scapegoats. Everything turns sideways just before retirement, and the latest criminal mastermind somehow lets slip that the whole thing has been a sham, and he’s just a sacrifice to keep the alphabet agencies occupied. Thing is, he’s actually good at his job, and now he knows what he’s looking for. Retirement is going to have to wait.

clucose ,

Give! me! that! now!

SteveFromMySpace , (edited )

Idk Bond is this interesting cultural touchstone that I think is important to keep around. I know for me it was actually a very effective first step in to becoming critical of how women are depicted in cinema, and that message got through to me at actually a pretty early age. Around high school IIRC.

That being said I do think directors should be bolder in their vision and take bigger risks with it. It could be so much more and its history in many ways will make that all the more impactful.

TL;DR: We aren’t beholden to Fleming’s original vision. Bond can be whatever we want them to be.

Edit: yes the “them” was intentional

MossyFeathers ,

I wonder how he’d look bald. I’ve always believed that a well-done Hitman series would give James Bond a run for their money. The catch is that it’d have to be self-parodying but presented without a hint of irony or humor.

A good hitman movie/TV show would swing from serious to absurd and back so hard you’d get whiplash

M137 ,
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John Wick is played out too, and more recently so. I’ve seen all of them, including the spin-off series and only the first one needs to exist. I’d much rather have a Bond thing.

JackLSauce , in I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces

Am I the only one having a stroke trying to understand:

“clears up again after the first wave of divorces (after 35?)”

TubularTittyFrog ,

yeah you are. it’s really easy to understand.

the pool was clear before people got married. it clears up again after the first wave of divorces. clear meaning ‘there are desirable people to date’

are you ESL?

Paradachshund ,

Not OP, but I think it’s fairly confusingly worded because clear implies empty, but the intent seems to be to imply lots of choices.

TubularTittyFrog ,

no. clear empties quality when it comes to water. clear as in transparent.

clear water is good, opaque water is dirty and unsafe.

you are thinking of clear in the sense of space, not water. clear space is empty.

Paradachshund ,

I understand what you’re saying and I still think it would be easy to be confused. It’s ok that you don’t think it is, this is just a second opinion.

smeenz ,

Clear, as in all the garbage has been cleared up, leaving the good stuff behind

ceenote , in Exciting times we live in
takeda , in Introducing you to the next Bond

Who is he?

bstix ,
hperrin , in Dropped a paperclip on my laptop and it landed like this

Are you sure it’s magnets? Have you ruled out magic?

SilentObserver ,

Nah. More probable to be matrix.

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) in I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces

I do not recognise the bodies in the water!!

No, wait, I do actually, that’s Steve, he died last week, I wonder how he got a movie part after that. Lucky.
Oh, and there is Shelly, looking sexy as ever.

… oh shit.

NeonWoofGenesis , in Stop wasting my time
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sad auto noises

SilentObserver , in Exciting times we live in

Lung cancer speed run.

psycho_driver , in Seal of Approval

Maybe someone who isn’t very good at straight lines was trying to draw a heart on him.

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