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ShellMonkey , in All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass

Xanis , (edited ) in Automation

I do that shit when I have a web interview. Put up a guitar just visible in the camera, a small bookshelf, a floor lamp, make sure my tennis bag is visible despite not playing in ages…

Whether they realize it or not, people do take this stuff in. Not sure why some algorithm based on these very same interviews wouldn’t do the same.

mrgreyeyes ,

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

Hobo ,

I’d have hired you. At least I know you’d be honest and not try to hide shit for fear of embarrassment.

rbn ,

And takes well-informed (buying) decisions with a high focus on quality.

cley_faye ,

Journalist doing reports in front of their dildo collection: “hold my beer”

uis ,

Tennis bag? Oh, right. America.

imPastaSyndrome ,

America? Maybe Britain?

uis ,

Maybe. But why tennis bag?

imPastaSyndrome ,

Play tennis

Xanis ,

Ya

PenisWenisGenius , in App development

Is it true that you can talk to women? I’ve never tried it before and I’m 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I’ve never been outside.

danc4498 ,

Yes, but I don’t recommend it

danekrae ,

I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

They call that Lordosis and I’ve only ever seen it happen when I showed one of the females my dual sli GTX 1080ti setup while benchmarking in Heaven. Getting her off my desk with her ass in the air is a pain but she apparently likes my hand going down her back and her ass patted. Getting her off my keyboard when I’m in the middle of a game can be a real pain sometimes…

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Talking to women is no longer considered a best practice.
Recommend upgrading to listening to women.

Honytawk ,

Yeah, it is real easy as well

Just walk up to them and press “X”

jettrscga ,

It’s possible, but the feature isn’t supported on your OS.

herrcaptain ,

You can probably compile her yourself if you can’t find her in the AUR.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I use Arch GNU+Linux btw.

So does FitGirl, tho. And I guarantee she gets laid like crazy.

Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
@Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com avatar

Certified pirate comment

modifier ,

Absolutely! In fact if you’re on Arch you may have a built in conversation starter by discussing your collection of thigh-highs and seeing where that takes you.

Neato , in App development
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I know jack shit about photo editing, but did this person just de-saturate the colors? The eyes and hair look like they are less vivid. Even the background looks different., less dark and more blue?

danc4498 ,

The real challenge is to use the app on somebody not wearing makeup.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Do it twice and every woman looks like Gollum.

Fester ,

That’s how you know it’s accurate. Same thing happens if you use makeup remover twice on bare skin.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Using the “makeup remover” app on your date one too many times and then…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d40af7a5-ad92-4bd9-a2bb-fcc3edbfdd96.jpeg

Shardikprime ,

You may not like it, but this is what peak Hugo Weaving looks like

deadbeef79000 ,

I was there, Mr Anderson, 3000 years ago…

Shardikprime ,

His delivery was everything. The way he carries on as if nothing can really bother him much was what sold the franchise for me

deadbeef79000 ,

The films were as perfectly cast as possible, and the elves were portrayed perfectly too. You definitely got the feeling that they all were immortal, ancient, and dripping with the arrogance and composure that would bring.

Shardikprime ,

Ayoo bro got that ancient drip

danc4498 ,

The ideal form

1stTime4MeInMCU , in Planetary travel guide

S tier…? This place?

S tier for environs but C for inhabitants. A or B tier at best

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Most inhabitants are great, you just have get to know them a a bit…but avoid those tall hairless monkeys, those things are vicious.

Cliff ,

Imagine a species destroying its own habitat. Totally nuts.

Iloveyurianime ,

And also causing other species to die too

SLVRDRGN ,

Especially species of plants and animals they rely on.

magnolia_mayhem , in Automation

To be fair, this works with humans, too.

Laser ,

Hence the comment about “bias automation”

Daxtron2 ,

AI reflects its training data??? Shocking!

pufferfisherpowder ,

Yes, contradicting the claim that it’s “more objective”.

bstix , in App development

As an older guy: It’s the same picture.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Older guy here. I have noticed that now when I look a beautiful young women I feel envy rather than lust. My thoughts go to wishing I was young again rather than wishing I could “tap dat ass” or whatever. Realizing that made kinda sad, NGL.

ZombiFrancis ,

Patrice O’Neal has a good bit on this:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYYX13uB4E

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

What would you do differently if you were young this time? Asking as a 21M.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not lile that. I have no regrets, it’s just that I am getting older. Shit hurts all the time or doesn’t work as well as it used to. I am tired and the weight of a lifetime of memories is starting to get heavy. I am the same guy I was at ~21. In thirty years you will be the same guy you are today, but younger people will look at you different. I skateboard, I surf, I snowboard, etc as I have for forty years, but now I am not a dude doing dude things, I am a curiosity or “an inspiration”. I can’t go to a concert or a club to enjoy myself as I always have because now I am the weird old guy in the club. Nevermind that I have been listening to “EDM” since the 80’s. It just sucks that I just can’t be me without it being weird.

As far as advice, you know what to do. Eat well (little to no proceased food, way less meat, more veggies, etc) exercise regularly, stay active, and drink lots of water. Also, play hard AND work hard for yourself.

Brekky , (edited )

I like the work Hard for yourself statement. As a 43 year old woman possibly dealing with a serious health issue (waiting on results) I wish I had worked harder for myself on prioritising my health over my work. Far too easy to put off dr appointments/dentist appointments/smears etc by rationalising that you can’t miss that meeting.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Heah, I guess for people in this day and age health span maximisation (not life span) should be the main goal.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I have had to deal with a few of those in recent years and they are not fun. Hang in there and best of luck.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I see. I just feel a bit bad because I’ve spent the past few years living with my parents, without friends, stressing over university yet failing. And I’m really tempted to just say stuff it, move cities and actually live. My life has been so defficient in adventure up to now. I just can’t help but think that university, careers, office jobs etc. can wait when the (biological) clock is ticking.

JoMiran , (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Just keep prioritizing yourself, your well being and your future. You won’t regret investing in yourself. (Ugh, I sound like a mindfulness infomercial)

EDIT: When it comes to adventure time, not everything needs to be epic. A few years ago a friend I have known since highschool told me that one of the most significant moments in her life was just us sitting quietly on the beach. No conversation. We just sat and took the world in. Just, try not to sleepwalk through it all.

naught ,

I highly doubt you’re the same person that you were at 21! Well, maybe you are, but I’m not sure that’s universal.

Even as someone approaching 30 I look back and nearly don’t recognize the person I used to be. Sure I have the continuity and experience, but the way I act and think has changed dramatically, and for the better.

Time brings wisdom and I’d guess you’ve got more wisdom than I

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Put money in your 401k! Nothing else really matters as much.

Danquebec ,

What I would change in my case:

  • Engage with people, even if it’s awkward or you have something more fun and that takes less effort right now
  • Get a basic understanding of personal finance (read a book or two)
  • Don’t be content with the bare minimum. You’ll spend a lot of time working. Try to get as much as possible for yourself for every hour working.

But I think each person’s realities will vary a lot. For example, regarding the first bullet point, maybe you’re extraverted and already a social butterfly, in which case the advice doesn’t apply.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Also do you wish you had taped dat ass more when you were my age?

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I have been a proper slut so no, lack of sex is not a regret. 😉

NaoPb ,

Made me realise I’m aging. Damnit.

Take this old man. Your eyes blink automatically. Have fun blinking your eyes manually for the next few minutes.

Nyeeee

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Got caught in the manual blinking crossfire here… Damn you!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Older guy here too and I feel the same way. My daughter asked me not long ago about guys with cheerleader and schoolgirl fetishes and if it was pedophilia and I said no, but I certainly do not understand why someone my age would be into that.

UltraGiGaGigantic , in Automation

Recruiters: “people are using AI to apply! Shame on those lazy wage slaves!”

Also recruiters:

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Planetary travel guide
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Is that Callisto down there? 🤔

ns1 ,

I thought that too as there is 1 planet too many, but now I think Pluto is the extra. The one between Mars and Neptune is Mercury

dhtseany , in Just Plain Terrifying

That sounds like poor storage and containment procedures. You contacted OSHA about the incident, right?

KnightontheSun ,

By OSHA, you mean Lemmy right?

Then yes, OSHA was contacted.

magnolia_mayhem OP ,

This is the family farm. I AM THE OSHA

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar
thefartographer ,

Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)

Tar_alcaran ,

Mike can fuck right off.

thefartographer , (edited )

Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.

There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero warnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.

Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.

Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm

batmaniam ,

My dad was a farmer. I AM AN ORPHAN.

Edit: Ok, I feel bad. But like… I know one dumbass with a cough that won’t go away (7 years and counting) because they wouldn’t effing listen to me about DE, another who rolled his tractor on to himself and died. Don’t take it lightly man. The bill always comes due. We all do what we have to, lord knows I’ve done some dumb shit, but it ain’t cute to dismiss it.

magnolia_mayhem OP , in Just Plain Terrifying
NaibofTabr , in Planetary travel guide

“Mostly harmless”

lugal ,

Don’t panic

bolexforsoup , in App development

Incel/redpill nonsense right here.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Indeed, which is why I’m laughing

bolexforsoup ,

Just echoing the ridicule

NaoPb ,

I hate how they have taken that redpill term to make it all uncool instead of how cool it used to be in the Matrix.

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

redpill?

bolexforsoup ,

“Red pill” is a matrix reference (take the blue pill and go back to your normal life or take the red pill and “see how deep the rabbit hole goes”) high jacked by sexist dudes who see “taking the red pill” as waking up to (perceived) social injustice against men. They show up in threads claiming women routinely lie about being assaulted and hide behind male victims (which exist and need to be heard) as they deny that women can be victims. They get mad when a woman is in Star Wars. They are the kind of people constantly saying “me too went gone too far” and end up pushing crap like Gamer Gate. They are also generally very right wing/overlap with “men’s rights activists.”

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

Thanks for explanation.

high jacked by sexist dudes who see “taking the red pill” as waking up to (perceived) social injustice against men

l just never seen it in this context.

notsure , in App development
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

don't real men have a chart of the holistic 29 day cycle in order to offer a bath and pleasant smells in lieu of the "gift" of giving birth?
good fucking "god"
peoples is peoples. some have the burden of procreation. treat them nice.

notsure ,
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

Wow, an hour and i seem to be controversial....hehehehehhehehe

Agrivar ,

The word you should have used is “confusing.”

What the fuck is your first comment even supposed to mean?

moon ,

‘Peoples is peoples’ apparently. What’s not to get?

strawberrysocial ,

what

notsure ,
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

all people are beautiful, some can give birth, others invade and penetrate....take your meaning....

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

the line between yapping and blabbering is very blurred here

notsure ,
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

there are those with stars, and those without stars...

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

are you high?

notsure ,
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

Ever read Dr. Seuss?

Potatos_are_not_friends , in App development

It’s wild that hundreds of years ago, high society women would wake up to put on makeup. They’d literally never be seen without it. Waking up at crack ass morning, wear makeup, then make breakfast.

My wife and I went for a walk and she didn’t even wear a bra.

Life is great.

Track_Shovel OP ,

hun, step outside, I need to see if I need to bring a jacket…

PythagreousTitties ,

Why have so many people down voted this? Do they not get it, or do they just hate nipples?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Having probably not seen a naked woman, I guess they don’t get it

PythagreousTitties ,

“Whoa. They get… naked? What, you mean like in front of you?”

Track_Shovel OP ,

only if you barge in on them changing, like any good married man does

dexa_scantron ,
@dexa_scantron@lemmy.world avatar

There are plenty of women who live like this now. It’s a cultural thing, not a timeline thing. I had a roommate in college who would wake up before dawn to do her makeup so nobody would see her without it.

(Also high society women certainly didn’t make their own breakfasts… well, ever, but especially not hundreds of years ago)

shatterling ,

And depending on the era, certainly in England, many high society people didn’t get out of bed until 11am or midday.

PythagreousTitties ,

I love when your wife doesn’t wear a bra. It does make life great.

Shardikprime ,

We all love this guy’s wife

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i like the idea that high society women would make breakfast, maybe they’d play at it but the actual breakfast would be made by lower class servants.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not sure why this comment is so popular. If you travel, you see many countries on the planet where all women wear makeup all the time.

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