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FlyingSquid , in We cater any event!
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Jim’s coming back?!

nailbar ,

They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.

qbus ,

Jim is the horse

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a Lemon Tango moment!

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Jim had left?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He went out for cigarettes and never came back!

ssj2marx , in We cater any event!

holds up spork

joyjoy , in Typical woke

The woke agenda wants to stop the American dream.

Anyolduser ,

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I kinda want this on a shirt but I’m afraid the wrong people will give me high fives.

joyjoy ,

Maybe add a bed graphic to make the joke more obvious.

Duamerthrax ,

They still wont get it. Remember when they thought Steven Colbert was on their side?

fubarx , in Automation

Someone should build a little AI app that scrapes a job listing, then takes a resume and rewrites it in subtle ways to perfectly match the job description.

Let your AI duke it out with their AI.

KazuyaDarklight ,
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Pretty sure I saw that somewhere actually.

Edit: Top 5 List - tomsguide.com/…/i-tested-5-ai-resume-builders-to-…

EleventhHour ,
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I’m looking for a job now, and this is very useful to me. Thank you.

magnolia_mayhem ,

When I got out of the military, my outprocessing included a briefing about how to get interviews with federal organizations. One thing they taught us was that you can copy the job description, paste it into your resume, and set the font to white. The automated systems at USA Jobs would register a match to the job description and rate you as a better candidate and the human screeners were so overworked that they would just go with what the computer says without checking.

BobGnarley ,

I wonder if this still works lol that’s brilliant.

TexasDrunk ,

Some places, yeah. But some of the screening tools have grown more sophisticated now that the information about copying and pasting the listing has made its way to the public.

Isoprenoid ,

Do you really want to work for a company that allows their HR department to abuse AI as a tool?

explodicle ,

Yes? They’ve got a million bazillion applicants too; this is a huge market failure all around.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Explain how anyone has a choice, especially in the United States

GBU_28 ,

That exists

hungryphrog , in We cater any event!

Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!

tacosanonymous , in Automation

Well, at least they didn’t spend a lot of money on testing it…

Tja , in We cater any event!

Bye… Bye… 🎶 Lil’ Sebastian… 🎶

CuttingBoard ,

I miss him in the saddest fashion.

TheEtherBunny , in Automation

Anyone have the original link handy? Trying to get to the tweet is uglier than I expected.

eletes , in Automation
@eletes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wonder if it’s actually interpreting the bookshelf or if having such a busy background is taking a toll on the compression. That would alter the details on the person’s face

Preflight_Tomato ,

Good and interesting question. I bet you could test it by using static (high entropy) as a background vs the control plain color.

FlyingSquid , in Automation
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not working right now because I’m putting my daughter through online school. (Also due to an illness) She graduates in five years.

I am never getting another job, am I?

jj4211 ,

Just have a bookshelf behind you during the interview, you’ll be golden.

Or maybe have the oval office as a backdrop, that might really make you qualified.

Ilovethebomb ,

Just get a bookshelf poster.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I have a MfA from Parsons and 25 years of experience, and I’m having an incredible amount of difficulty finding a job in my field.

You’re not alone.

swordgeek , in Not to mom shame...

Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture was that her son made her a crown, and she was proudly rockin’ it.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story

FlaminGoku ,

That’s exactly what happened.

Source: am a parent that wears whatever my kids make for me.

lightnsfw , in We cater any event!

A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

NaoPb ,

Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

bleistift2 , in Automation

I’m amazed that no-one has complained that the graph’s data points are on the borders between categories rather than inside the category bars.

With that out of the way: WTF is wrong with that graph?

Bolt ,

It’s not on the border. The specturm line is under each trait. Though it’s absolutely ridiculous that they’re connected instead of being bars.

gedaliyah OP ,
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Gross.

Lookorex , in It's too hot to hang out in a parking lot all day

Yeah, those things are solid cement. I’m doubtful.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

If they were, they’d be too heavy to move to their spots in front of Target and too heavy to go home to see their families at the end of the day.

RoyaltyInTraining , in Automation
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Why are the different scales connected? How exactly does one interpolate between agreeableness and neuroticism? This is the kind of diagram I used to draw as an 8 year old, and they put this crap in a real product…

Natanael ,
maniclucky ,

They shouldn’t be plotted that way technically. The big 5 are independent traits so they should essentially be sliders, not linked like that.

That said, it’s way easier to see the points when you do that. Easy to miss when colors swap, for example, without the lines when you’ve been looking at this stuff for a few hours.

KeenFlame ,

It’s incompetent plot by a company not even interested in what they are selling

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