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Norgur , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Unprocessed salami?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

Norgur ,
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Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

Swedneck ,
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horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.

Norgur ,
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Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.

GiveMemes ,

How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.

Jimbo ,
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O.O

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

Aggravationstation ,

But the human will let you suck her dick. So

Passerby6497 ,

Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So

Aggravationstation ,

You busy tonight? So

Passerby6497 ,

I learned I’m not into that. So

abfarid ,
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But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.

Socsa ,

You might be taking the internet too seriously

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

You might take me too seriously

Cosmos7349 ,

Seriously might be taking too internet

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Might seriously taking me, too

Naz ,

Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

justcallmelarry ,

Looks like an elf to me!

growingentropy ,

I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

JackRiddle , in fruit

I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public

Matriks404 , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!

When I was in early 20’s it was much easier for me to chat with people much older than me than ones of my age, unless they shared my hobbies and interests.

Now in my late 20’s, I still find chatting with people of early 30’s easier, but I think that’s reasonable.

Blackout , in Get sorted...
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And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

TheRealKuni ,

Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.

Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.

Jimbo , in Gonna stab 'em good.
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Argonian Nightblades be like

BananaOnionJuice , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
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What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

Empricorn ,

Donkeys don’t drink coffee.

iAvicenna , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

of what?

abfarid , in NOTREALNOTREALNOTREALNOTREAL
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Sure, throw another wrench into my bird training data…

empireOfLove2 OP ,
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I shall be the downfall of AI image detection… or maybe it’s savior, by detecting what the birds really are

fah_Q , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

FordBeeblebrox , in We all know it's true

It makes my nerd heart happy that the most prolific posters are Trekkies, that’s the internet I left reddit for.

Theharpyeagle , in Old-timey doctors

Something about the phrasing “you should do a lot of cocaine about it” really tickles me. I wonder what you call breaking grammar rules for humor like that.

Crikeste ,

You’ve piqued my interest and now I want to know, too!

deezbutts , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Let me see the human from the back

blanketswithsmallpox ,

That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

froh42 , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?

Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.

Skanky ,

And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk

FlyingSquid , in Get sorted...
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Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.

So… um… yay me?

Licksrocks ,

I believe that is the bottom right

FlyingSquid ,
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Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!

lemmy_nightmare ,
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What roles did you play?

FlyingSquid ,
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Without giving too much away, for a couple of examples, I did some VO work for Hanna-Barbera soon before Warner Bros. shut them down and (this will really show my age) a PS2 game.

jaemo ,

Well as an avowed fan of every voice actor ever, thanks for your work, and now I will forever be speculating on the pitch and timbre you might have delivered.

FlyingSquid ,
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Why thank you. I’d tell you more, but I give way too much information about myself around here as it is. Someone could pretty easily figure out who I am. I probably shouldn’t make it easier on them.

thedirtyknapkin ,

maybe bottom middle then somewhere between those two

FlyingSquid ,
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I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.

flerp ,

You are number 6!

FlyingSquid ,
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I am not a number, I am a free man!

PythagreousTitties ,

(awesome bass line and guitar riffs start)

FlyingSquid ,
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You hear Iron Maiden, I hear Ron Grainer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFiHhN8aew

PythagreousTitties ,

I mean, it’s pretty obvious Iron Maiden stole this song. I can’t even tell the difference.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The original is much jazzier (which I’m more into). Different strokes…

PythagreousTitties ,

Good music is good music. It doesn’t matter what genre it’s in :) Rock on

gofsckyourself ,

It’s not necessarily a bad thing to be a juggalo, though. I’d say they’re pretty similar to furries. Though, that’s a guess since I’m not part of either group.

FlyingSquid ,
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I was mostly being facetious. I’m sure most of them are perfectly nice people like in most groups.

I have certainly met my share of friendly furries.

gofsckyourself ,

Lol I originally read your comment as “I’m sure one of them are perfectly nice”

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I would hang out with a random juggalo over a random furry. There is a higher chance that the furry enjoys abusing animals, while juggalos typically only abuse their own brain cells.

azulavoir ,

Animal abusers aren’t furries. Conflating them is unhealthy for both

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I am aware that not all furries are animal abusers. An uncomfortable amount of them are, unfortunately. Some of the most prominent furry ‘celebrities’ have been outed as zoophiles and predators, and they still have had a fanbase and are allowed to attend cons afterwards.

That being said, I am just making a dark joke. One of my good friends is a furry who calls out and protests zoophiles in the furrydom. Most furries are pretty wholesome. I just don’t think we should hide the fact that a part of that community were drawn to it because they are sexually attracted to animals.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.

FiniteBanjo ,

Your response is exactly how I expect a Juggalo to respond, tho

FlyingSquid , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
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I’m going to ruin this for many of you and I don’t care.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-they-call-it-oven

Theme ,

I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

FlyingSquid ,
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I guarantee you there are people who saw that and assumed it was real.

But more to the point, I wanted to ruin it by letting people know that it was just some stupid tweet that someone paired with a Garfield picture for no reason. Because I’m grumpy this morning.

Theme ,

(I’m one of those people, I’d never seen Garfield, I just presumed it was a one-off misprint or something)

Still spreading heresies because of the anger in your heart. They deny Arbuckle because they will not hear His Truth.

FlyingSquid ,
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You should not trust Garfield comics to give you truths. Jim Davis is the Lord of the Flies.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1be26c4-1013-4bb6-9031-856b75734c2d.png

Theme ,

Even now you preach your vile lies. He is coming with the Light, and all will be Blind with His Glory!

henfredemars ,

Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

Siegfried ,

I thought FlyingSquid was Jungle, now my game is totally ruined. I’m reporting this.

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