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Jimbo , in I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.
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Absolute slander

danc4498 ,

Right, murder is much bigger

MentalEdge ,
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Also intermixed and partly interchangeable with play.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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“Play, with the potential to evolve into murder, as I see fit”

Jimbo ,
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😾

Swedneck , in I call the big one "Bitey"
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that, or they interpret it as you going in for a snuggle and just start petting themselves on your finger

Leate_Wonceslace , in I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.
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I love sleepy murderer.

giantfloppycock , in I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.

The “murder” portion is too small.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s the non-food murder part.

subtext , in I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.

I read the purple one on the dog’s brain as “DOG” and honestly I think it could be an improvement.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Really, I think the majority of my dog Charlie’s brain is taken up with, “hi! I’m Charlie! Pet me now!”

GoOnASteamTrain ,

Aw I miss my dog! I used to say he’d walk into a room and think “Hi everyone! I’m a dog! Someone should play with me I think this would be good!”

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Sorry your dog is no longer with you. That’s the worst thing about dogs and cats. We live longer than them.

GoOnASteamTrain ,

Thank you, that’s really kind. All the more reason to enjoy that time! :)

It’s been a few years, and the way you described your dog made me smile more than anything :)

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I said to my wife a long time ago before she was a big dog lover that I don’t think I could ever live my life without a dog. And now I have two and she was the one who initially suggested a second one. And although we’ve sadly lost two dogs, we’ve also had two dogs simultaneously for close to 20 years now and neither of us could live without dogs now. The sad part is that we will eventually get to the age that my elderly mother has gotten to where we will have to make a plan for what to do with our dogs if we die before they do. But we will definitely make that plan when it comes time.

Liz , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

davidagain ,

I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

Liz ,

Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.

davidagain ,

I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.

Nikki ,
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girl cock is girl cock

davidagain , (edited )

Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.

Nikki ,
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well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue

davidagain ,

Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.

Liz ,

Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.

davidagain ,

You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.

Liz ,

Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.

davidagain ,

I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.

Strawberry ,

Yes, hormones change it a bit

volvoxvsmarla ,

It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Hehe you said “oral”.

Socsa ,

Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …

Ketchup ,

Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

wolfpack86 ,

But in the morning? He’s making waffles.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

Akasazh ,

Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

Guntrigger ,
PixlShft , in Get sorted...

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

MehBlah ,

Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.

Wogi ,

Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.

The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.

PixlShft ,

Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

chiliedogg ,

Amen.

Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.

Olhonestjim ,

And before that it’s lower left.

greenhorn ,

Is this a kid Rock joke?

riodoro1 , in Not to mom shame...

Can someone tak the kids away?

lugal ,

Or at least give them hats, too!

Holzkohlen , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

davidagain ,

The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

wreel ,
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Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.

davidagain ,

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?

wreel ,
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Like a Hoover vacuum

davidagain ,

My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?

HappyFrog ,

She is a woman. I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.

davidagain ,

My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he’d be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he’d be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm…

HappyFrog ,

Not gona lie, I love sucking cock, no matter who ;)

davidagain ,

WIN.
Er, for my friend.
Yesss.
I mean yes.

Reucnalts ,

Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant

sparkle ,

Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?

davidagain ,

Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn’t spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.

QuantumSparkles , in Eco-friendly beyond comprehension

Is she riding that alligator to a funeral?

242 , in Not to mom shame...

So let’s assume that radio waves can control your mind and that tinfoil can stop the radio waves… what good is covering just the top of your head? Couldn’t the radio waves strike the mind from a lower angle? This defense is basically useless.

Neato ,
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Your teeth are natural mind-control blockers. Dentin is the best radiation-absorber this side of lead paint!

Sparky ,
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Lead teeth?

spicytuna62 ,
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You’re asking them to think. That’s your first mistake.

Holzkohlen ,

Also if you do wear a tinfoil hat, there is no brain worth protecting in there. My favorite paradox

Kusimulkku ,

I think it’s dumb to assume they don’t think at all. It is just that their thinking is seriously flawed

thisbenzingring ,

see… AM radio waves go up and bounce down, this makes it so they can travel farther and give you better reception when you are out in the boonies but the cost comes when the weather isn’t very good. FM broadcasts its waves in a more side ways that works best with line of site.

This lady is clearly frightened of the AM talk radio and religious nut waves coming from they sky and not of the cool easy jazz and soft hits of the 60’s 70’s and 80’s

Yondoza ,

I took some antenna theory courses back in the day and yes, you are correct. Some frequencies reflect off the upper atmosphere so there would be a longer effective range at higher incident angles (going into the top of the head) but it wouldn’t completely block radio waves. Going from memory, the wavelengths that reflect off the upper atmosphere are long enough that a tin foil hat wouldn’t cause much interference anyways.

TLDR: Fashionable, but not practical.

realbadat ,

Just to add - this “hat” would also likely improve reception.

Yondoza ,

Certainly could if it had good contact. If it was air gapped (held up by hair), it could be an effective barrier for shorter wavelengths.

MrShankles ,

Lower frequencies (like the HF range) can propagate further due to reflection/refraction with the earth and the ionosphere. Increasing the frequency can lead to e-skip and troposhpeheric ducting. But even the HF range has shorter wavelengths than our brains, which operate in much lower frequencies (Hz vs MHz). So you would think that our brainwaves would pass through tin-foil much more easily

But it’s the tin-foil’s electro-conduction that “foils” the electromagnetic waves’ (i.e radio waves’) ability to pass through it. But you would have to have no gaps in the tin-foil to completely block all waves from passing through. So like, an entire foil suit or a walking Faraday cage.

TL;DR - it’s not about the length of the electromagnetic wave, it’s the electro-conduction (insulating) property of the tin-foil that matters

Swedneck ,
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people who seriously think stuff like that is real don’t subscribe to the same model of reality as we do, they just merrily invent models to describe things in whatever way enables their delusions.

they don’t think of radio as anything so fancy as waves or particles, it’s just a nebulous concept that works however they need it to for them to justify their insane beliefs.

Sabata11792 ,

There’s a small group of very talented gnomes inside of all radios that replay any songs they have heard before. This use to be a great arrangement for all gnomes and humans as the gnomes would receive housing and the humans get music.

Unfortunately gnomes are greedy lil shits and they ruined their cultural practice with advertising and rampant capitalism. They have completely destroyed their art form and integrity for the almighty dollar resulting is the decline of radio and the gnome housing crisis. The gnomes moved to the internet but over-saturated the music market making their was of living no longer viable. A few gnomes that have cornered the market while the rest live in abject poverty unable to compete.

dexa_scantron ,
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voltaa ,

I take apart bombs, missiles and other explosive ordnance for a living, and sometimes we have to wrap certain components or fuzes in aluminum foil to lower the effects of RF on them for transport. The general rule I follow is if you could put it underwater and water would get in, then radio frequencies won’t be deadened. So if she wants to be protected then she would have to create a watertight seal around her head and do us all a favor.

anyhow2503 , in Not to mom shame...

Being free from mind control means seeing idiots wearing tinfoil hats?

Trex202 , in Not to mom shame...

The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.

captain_aggravated , in The Art of the Deal
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To make that $3000 at her normal rate she would have had to work 30 hours in that same week, which I bet is a tall order for all the unpaid hours that takes attracting customers individually.

5wim ,

Not to mention her luxury room and board, the shopping sprees, and the jewelry gifts.

abbiistabbii , in I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.
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You can tell this was made by a Dog owner because the parts of cat’s brain are:

  • Food
  • Sleep
  • CHAOS
  • I N S P E C T
  • Protect Territory
teamevil ,

Truth

collapse_already ,

One of my cats has a much bigger murder section than the other. Her brain is probably about 30% murder and 30% food. Oddly, she is substantially thinner than the other one who is not very food or murder oriented. The porky one is mostly nap - probably 60%.

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