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HonoraryMancunian , in Why are there people like this?!

The initial question is so stupid that I’m wondering if it’s a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.

zakobjoa OP ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I screen capped this myself (I know – rare) and I can assure you, the account is not a troll. Or they’ve transcended to some other plane of existence and keep trolling from there.

And the top comments were, apart from a few people mocking them, mostly arguing between options A and B. Since comments of users with Twitter Blue show up first, that even makes sense. Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

Don’t ask me why or how. I am pondering daily if the internet maybe failed and if we should just shut it all down.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

That’s some next-level delusion, but sadly I can believe it. Although I’m certain nearly all of them would actually take the money if it were a real situation, but they either don’t realise it, or they’re “virtue signaling” to their fellow online douche fans.

Also, 10 million in a year or two? Take it now, lol. Do they really think there are parallel timelines where the meet ‘n’ greet option is the one where’d they’d end up netting significantly more in the long run?

Also

I screen capped this myself

For a split second I read this as “I crapped myself”. Lol.

ImplyingImplications ,

There’s a good chance it’s a joke, like one of those “Would I slap my mother for $10million? I would slap my mother, but I wouldn’t take the $10million because the experience I would gain would be worth infinitely more than that” posts.

InfiniWheel ,

I mean, realistically my moyher would kill me on the spot if I didn’t take the 10 million just for slapping her.

original_ish_name , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

I speak English because it’s the langauge I know the best.

My Aafrikans is nie goed nie.

Thoth19 , in Anon meets a girl

This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who’s wife and kid never existed.

FiskFisk33 , in Xitter Tanks

𝕏itter

flambonkscious , in I mean... close enough right?

This is a great template - I loved that movie, but I hate to think how badly it’s aged

CitizenKong , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

I can recommend water pillows.

golamas1999 , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

That’s one frame of a video.

youtu.be/YeFzeNAHEhU

They guy cloned the tank to enter it.

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/YeFzeNAHEhU

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ImmortanStalin , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

Fuck. Replace saltines with Pringles and this is me right now.

altima_neo , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And here I am with a half stuffed pillow because a full pillow makes me choke on my sleep

Kidplayer_666 , in Smort Teknologie

Heeeey, it’s CSS, you must understand aligning things is hard lol

trebor8201 , in Why are there people like this?!

Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?

Aganim ,

Thanks, good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail…

Brocon ,

He learned that trick from former german chancelor Angela Merkel. “Merkel-Raute” is the term.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar
Brocon ,

Thanks for the laugh!

Neve8028 , in Why are there people like this?!

dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs

Hupf ,

Step 1: have $1Bn ready

Step 2: collect interest rates

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Elon goes more like…

Step 1: Have $1b

Step 2: Lose $990m

Thorny_Thicket ,

Imagine being literally the richest man on the world and people still act like you’re bad at finances.

“But he inherited the wealth…”

As did many other billionaires that didn’t make it to the front of that list

YoItsDoc ,

Imagine thinking billionaires don’t pay people to do their finances.

Elon doesn’t lose money because of a lack of handled finances, but because he says and does absurd shit.

Thorny_Thicket ,

Other billionaires have access to the same financial advisers. Unless all billionaires are extremely stupid and Elon just happens to be the least stupid one of them then this logic simply just doesn’t add up.

zakobjoa OP ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sad to report that, yes, that what the top comments were arguing.

TheFerrango , in Sad part is this is probably safer than an EV

It could probably burn just as quickly, but the Tesla’s fire will last longer

over_clox OP ,

Tesla fires will even reignite themselves days later. ICE engines practically never do any such thing, and the absolutely super rare situations where they do have something to do with an electrical short circuit. Go figure.

Diprount_Tomato , in nice
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

What?

Delphia , in A good business woman having good business times

With only hearing one side of a conversation they know nothing about, they decided that the confident person must be correct because?

Norgur ,

This guy has never survived a meeting that should have been an email.

Delphia ,

Oh I work for the government my friend. I actively disrupt those meetiings, I complain out loud that they could have been an email, I take great joy in pointing out that none of our “feedback” is ever implemented and that the meetings are an ego massaging exercise.

Consequently, 75% of the regular attendees like me and 25% want to stab me really bad, but we do now have fewer meetings.

betterdeadthanreddit ,
Delphia ,

That depends, is there a shit job that I want to avoid?

Nythos ,

Existing is a pretty shitty job

onichama ,

I don’t even get payed for it :/

ImplyingImplications ,

…Ron Swanson? Is that you?

clb92 , (edited )

I sometimes send emails that probably should have been meetings. Here’s a couple pages of dense text and bullet points, I’ll need your feedback on most of it, so please get back to me ASAP with an equally long email, thanks.

PR3CiSiON ,

Yeah but doing it through email still has so many benefits. You can refer back to it years later if needed, you can think out and rewrite your points, include someone else later without restating everything…

WiildFiire ,

Damn you must be the life of the party

captain_oni ,

"For the last time, mam, we’re NOT burning down the orphanage! "

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