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abbadon420 , in Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

I’ll take none. I don’t trust money, or rather, the people who have money. If I take your dollar, I’ll owe you When will you collect? How will you collect? How much will it cost me? I’m sure I won’t like any of the answers. You clearly have money to spend, so you cannot be trusted.

GrassrootBoundaries OP ,

All I want is a pound of flesh in return. Is that too much to ask?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

does it matter whose flesh?

BallsandBayonets ,

A pound of flesh for $1? Even chicken is at least $6/lb!

Etterra , in Suddenly it all makes sense.

The longer you look at that photo the weirder he looks.

Frozzie , in Greed is a vice, I'll take 1
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Communists : $1.50

Empricorn , in Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

Billionaires: Can’t I have it all?

PsychologicalCannabis , in Two trucks

I’m gonna use ai to create image of this rat drinking water.

Nuke_the_whales , in It all floats..

Not always

SoGrumpy ,

Yeah, not mine.

random_character_a , in Check the facts
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

…and will die 29 years after second civil war or what will be better known as failed MAGA uprising of the the mad orange king.

atocci , (edited ) in Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

I’ll take $0 dollar because grindset-something

Klear ,

sigma balls lmao

turnipjs ,

What’s a “sigma balls lmao”?

Klear ,

Not much, how about you?

AllNewTypeFace , in Check the facts
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He’s getting around to it; be patient

grue , in Check the facts

Why are abolishing slavery and establishing the Federal Reserve being treated as if they’re equivalently bad when they are very much not? This meme is subtly pushing a gold bug/crypto bro agenda.

HubertManne ,

yeah I found that a wierd combo. did he also act to try to get universal healthcare?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

He’s mostly just been eating lettuce

troglodytis ,

What an ass

jdeath ,

the fed makes us all slaves. chattel slavery was definitely worse tho

nova_ad_vitum ,

Gonna show your work or…?

jdeath ,

i know what i have to do. I’m just not sure I’m brave enough for the downvotes 0_o

Zyansheep ,

Well, you already got them aplenty, so why not go all the way? Maybe people’l change their mind!

nova_ad_vitum ,

Downvotes literally don’t affect your life at all so bravery really doesn’t come into it.

explodicle ,

Each downvote devalues the comment’s NFT. Downvotes are basically stealing.

danc4498 ,

Cause Libertarians gonna libertary?

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I also enjoy spreading libertarian propaganda

ahal , in Check the facts

Aww, lay off Jonathan. He’s a pioneer for gay rights, which is much more than can be said for any of you lot.

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate, including eating, sleeping and mating… The sex of Frederica, … his companion since 1991, was cast into doubt in 2017 when island veterinarian Catherine Man indicated that due to a deformity of its plastron its sex could not be verified,[4] and is now known to be male, being renamed Frederik.

Viking_Hippie ,

renamed Frederik.

So they didn’t just reassess the gender, but also repatriated him by naming him after the king (then crown prince) of Denmark

ivanafterall ,
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Typical colonialist Jonathan bullshit.

jaybone ,

My Plastron also got deformed when I had a GI Joe guy use a hair spray bottle as a blowtorch.

hungryphrog ,

queer icon tortoise hell yeah

Blackout , in Check the facts
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

Here's me at 193 years old
https://c.tenor.com/4i48Gxv0fq8AAAAd/tenor.gif

don ,

Be the change you want to see.

thedudeabides , in Some Assembly Required

Is this a joke about how JD Vance’s wife is named Usha?

ChrisLicht ,

Thank you. I can’t figure out if it’s that or a rest-of-the-fucking-owl.

ccunning ,

I thought it was about how his wife has “Bolt-ons”, but does she?

ATDA , in It all floats..

Hi YouTube!

I’m Georgie and today we’re going to play sink vs float. Let’s start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

loaExMachina , in Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

I’ll take 2 because otherwise the dollar might get lonely…

GrassrootBoundaries OP ,

Well you know what they say; two’s company, three’s a crowd

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