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Holzkohlen , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I’d just forget which one is on and which one is off. Also I have zero need for the on setting.

PhlubbaDubba , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

MeThisGuy ,

we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

Omgarm , in Borrowing a car

Very easy to find it when you need it.

drunkpostdisaster , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

Not everyone follows what these people say on Twitter. Could be this guy had no idea the Rowling was the kind of person she is. Same is kind of true with jorden Patterson. On the surface nothing he says is unreasonable. It’s not until you really look into him that the problems emerge

unexposedhazard , in T Diddy

This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.

TexMexBazooka ,

Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back

unexposedhazard ,

Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.

TexMexBazooka ,

It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off

solsangraal , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

to think about it, literally every tech company is going to hand over entire digital history to either the feds or whoever’s paying enough anything for it

todd_bonzalez , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

Ultimate pull-out method.

Grimy , (edited )

You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!

todd_bonzalez ,

Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

bitwaba ,

I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.

Cosmicomical , in False Dichotomy Rule

Ah yes, a pumpkin-earther

Zapheus , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Controlled vasectomy…

TotallyNotSpez , in False Dichotomy Rule

Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage!

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

That sounds like something a Spez would say…

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now I’m naked

bitwaba ,

Nothin but an anal mole

Iapar ,
Kolanaki , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“What if robots could fuck and Wall-E and Eva had a child?” - Some Amazon engineer.

polonius-rex , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
ChillPill ,
@ChillPill@lemmy.world avatar

we’ve made the decision to wind down the Astro for Business program to focus our efforts entirely on building the best consumer robotics products for the home."

Kraven_the_Hunter OP ,

That’s the business version. They’re moving full steam ahead on the home unit.

thefartographer , in False Dichotomy Rule

Considering Billy Corgan’s numerous visits to Infowars, that response might still imply a specific shape

darvocet ,

It’s sad I’ve had to boycott their music.

johannesvanderwhales ,

I wouldn’t go to one of their shows (it’s not really the same band anymore, anyway), but if you stop listening to every band where a member is a piece of shit you’re going to miss a lot of really good music.

darvocet ,

I don’t give them the streaming plays. I’ll enjoy it if i hear it organically.

johannesvanderwhales ,

This is why piracy is the moral choice.

Konstant ,

Really, what was he doing there?

Snowclone ,

He’s a huge fucking asshole. He’s also why I learned in my late 30s that his music WASN’T about being a bisexual atheist who mocked heteronormative Christianity. I was just projecting.

I can only listen to his music when I’m willing to think interpritation is as valid as intent.

TOModera , in No, seriously, I want to know

That cow’s sick! Must be bird flu.

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in Some of y'all need this

This looks like the style of drawings where’s there’s secretly an old clown and young clown in the picture.

The real answer is that the person on the right is being swallowed by a giant a black and white imperfect Cell from DBZ.

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