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Astronauticaldb , in Cheese board

Not the point exactly, by that’s not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

Daxtron2 ,

Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

NaoPb , in Pill bottle

Lol. What?

salvaria , in Cheese board

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Track_Shovel OP ,
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https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/2d837c16-5424-4a76-bce9-8e1ede838bfe.png

somethingsnappy ,

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

errer ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/618044ff-69ba-468c-8ed8-7df4e95e8fc1.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

shalafi , in Punctuation is important.

DON’T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

On a related note, we have “no swimming, alligators hang here” signs in NW Florida. Don’t care, not worried. OTOH, “CROCS you say?!” One of these things is not like the other.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, one sees you later and the other sees you after a while.

Totally different.

lugal ,

“no swimming alligators hang here”

So all the alligators are hanging out on land

Bishma , in Punctuation is important.
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Crocodiles do not swim. Here?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Crocodiles: do not! (Swim?) “Here…”

metaStatic ,

This Padi logo shouldn't be here either.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Crocodiles? Do not! Swim here!

dalekcaan ,

Works on contingency? No, money down!

lugal ,

Crocodiles do not. Swim here!

sodalite , in Go already

they keep switching lanes

ChronosTriggerWarning , in Cheese board

Well, duh! That’s a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your “smoothie.”

NoForwardslashS , in Toot toot

The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

some_guy ,

I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.

RizzRustbolt ,

Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.

tetris11 ,
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Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn’t even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks…

explodicle ,

I read this in Captain Holt’s voice

nightwatch_admin , in Guess what dudes...

Toad’s an interesting picture!

Maggoty , in Toot toot

If that’s the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.

crusty , in Hah ha! Bye! *Gunshot*

But why does he have a hard on?

RecluseRamble ,

Wouldn’t you?

jaybone ,

Being executed really kills the mood for me.

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

They explain it in The Boys. It’s called a “murder boner.”

MajinBlayze , in We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you.

Fun fact, this sign wasn’t in Kansas

criss_cross ,

It’s actually Missouri

Confused_Emus ,

I do often say the Missouri side of KC is the fun side.

LogicalDrivel , in Jawgs
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🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶

Track_Shovel OP ,
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Amazing comment

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog!

ReginaPhalange ,

Baby dog too too to do to do…

nebulaone , in So it begins...
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

MFW it wasn’t a fart.

salvaria , in Toot toot

Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

iamericandre ,

Memory unlocked

Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…

LeFrog ,
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What the fuck

MisterFrog ,
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Howdy fellow amphibian 🎩🐸

LeFrog ,
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

M’Toad 👒

kyle ,

What is up with that title

rickyrigatoni ,

Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?

cm0002 ,

Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao

Bahnd ,

Holy URLs Batman!

RizzRustbolt ,

When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.

ReynT1me ,

That show holds up so well I swear to god

Vespair ,

And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.

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