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makingStuffForFun , in Cheese board
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nieceandtows , in Cheese board

What the actual fuck

Track_Shovel OP ,
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SeekPie ,

Too many pixels, still too readable.

lowleveldata , in Big dentist wants you to think floss will solve it

Use a tweezers

Donkter ,

Italian-ass answer.

Iheartcheese ,
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Why is this one of my favorite responses ever

misterundercoat ,

It’s a good ide-a

RVGamer06 ,

why

Nuke_the_whales , in Jawgs

$30 each

kameecoding , in Dayuuum

Is this the excellent standup comedian that was on Killtony?

Coskii , in Toot toot
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I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

Unbecredible ,

All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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NikkiDimes ,

Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.

Coskii ,
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Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

chiliedogg , in Perspective

I have the opposite problem. Half the time no matter how much I change the formatting on the cells I can’t get a table to sort by date. It insists on alphabetical instead, so you’ve got 1/12/2024 ahead of 1/13/2023.

ryo ,

The solution for that is using a sane format for dates.

FinishingDutch , (edited )
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When I worked in radio production, basically everything was formatted like YYYY-MM-DD. Which means stuff is really to find and properly in chronological order.

I still use the MM-DD format for my own file formatting, even though DD-MM is the Dutch standard.

YYYY-MM-DD is god’s perfect date notation as far as I’m concerned.

chiliedogg ,

Yeah - I don’t get to determine what date format 3rd party reports are generated in before I import into excel.

But excel has formatting options specifically designed to address this that it just ignores half the time.

MisterFrog ,
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This is because you’ve accidentally input the values as text somewhere along the line. First make sure your format is set to date in the range in question.

Make use of the DATEVALUE formula in blank column =DATEVALUE(your_range). This will output your range as a number. Note that your_range needs to be in your computers date format (I have mine set to YYYY.MM.DD, so that what I have to use, else it won’t work. You might be American, so your dates would need to be MM/DD/YYYY) for DATEVALUE to recognise the text as a date string.

Then copy the output, paste as values only (alt, h, v, v), then copy that and paste it back into you range.

Make sure the format is set to date and you’re laughing.

TheTechnician27 , in Toot toot
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Most lucid Mastodon user

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  • TheTechnician27 ,
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    woosh (the ‘tweeting’ analogue on Mastodon is ‘tooting’)

    FelixCress , in Toot toot

    Wtf

    marble ,

    WFH

    Diplomjodler3 , in Hah ha! Bye! *Gunshot*

    Great way to save $50,000 bucks Disney! Who needs a reputation?

    deuleb_biezelbob , in Pill bottle
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    Nah man she is looking to smoke meth with you

    kiiim , in Pizza

    Peace with ur…

    Tartas1995 , in Hah ha! Bye! *Gunshot*

    Great meme. Good protest.

    Etterra , in Pill bottle

    Dude… drink more water.

    abbadon420 , in Dayuuum

    That’s not a burn, that’s an stb

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