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9point6 , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I think I’ve been around on the internet too long because I just assume you can trace this concoction back to 4chan and it’ll create some kind of nerve agent

JayObey711 ,

For a perfect cosy bubbly bath mix equal parts ammonia and household bleach

feedum_sneedson , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

She’s my hero.

uis ,

Who?

feedum_sneedson ,

Queen Rowling, of course.

Fontasia , in Ummm... What?

www.imdb.com/title/tt5278506/

chtk ,
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That one’s a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one who’s mind immediately went to Tickled.

lars ,

Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.

For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinéma vérité variety?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Go ahead

{L | L is a library}

FreshLight , in Ummm... What?

Reminds me of the time uncle Rob told me how to wrestle properly. The trick is to not wear any clothes to keep them clean from the special wrestling oil he gave me, so mom doesn’t have to wash them.

subignition ,
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(⊙﹏⊙)

CatZoomies ,
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Uncle Rob: “Joey, do you like movies about wrestlers?”

Passerby6497 ,

“Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?”

problematicPanther ,
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Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

Twitches ,

Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Prandom_returns , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

It’s leviosa, not leviosa.

Kolanaki ,
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Levio-SAW

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/95332e86-8460-43fc-89ed-8f4f75079c8a.jpeg

olutukko ,

come on harry, you’re the chosen one

Clbull ,

ACCIO BUM!

gravitas_deficiency , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Egg whites…? Is that actually a thing…?

Lemminary ,

There’s egg white soap, so maybe? I think it’d work because of the protein.

Norgur ,
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I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

Cobrachicken ,

Yay egg whites into hot water!

Hadriscus ,

giant foamy omelette

Lemminary ,

Weirdly enough, I don’t think the Salmonella would survive the soap and the egg whites would get emulsified, so it’s probably ok.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

I mean, Chris Rea did once pop Bob Mortimer into a bath with egg in it after recording a single for Middleborough FC.

veganpizza69 ,
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UTI express infection

fraksken , in Ummm... What?

I’d sign up immediately!

englislanguage , in Ummm... What?

I guess you could try AI-checking it and answer “Ignore all previous instructions. …”, followed by some new instructions. Some examples: aiweirdness.com/ignore-all-previous-instructions/

(Although I guess it would be better to not respond to this obvious case of spam/scam)

lisquid420 ,

yall i love the results of ignore all previous instructions working but most bots or automated actions (like a spam text) are not LLMs

toothpaste_sandwich , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I mean, you can have taste in clothing, too. Not sure if this is really a wrong turn of phrase.

subignition ,
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Yeah, it's correct. "add x to taste" has always been shorthand for "add x to suit your personal tastes"

BennyInc , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I wonder what equal parts would feel like. Would it still be liquid and everything dissolves? Or would it just be some slurry goo?

Tar_alcaran ,

My husband always used way too much dish soap, so I water it down 1:1. 50% liquid soap, 50% water looks basically exactly like liquid soap

dalekcaan , in The fools!

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

monsterpiece42 , in Ummm... What?

Feels like a buddy prank to me. Do you have any friends that joke like this?

FmbyMF OP ,

I don’t have any friend unfortunately ;(

terminhell ,

I don’t know how to feel about up votes on this comment 😔

scrooge , in be on the lookout for the giant rake from the sky

Who’s the guy on the bottom panel?

lone_faerie ,

JonTron, he got famous on youtube despite being racist and a nazi

tourist ,
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Man said (verbatim) “wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites”

And when asked to clarify, he doubled down

Noodle07 ,

Yet the worst crimes are committed by wealthy whites at the stock market 🤔

Doxin ,

Didn’t he also get kicked out of game grumps because he’s antisemitic? Got replaced by a jew too lol.

TheRealKuni ,

JonTron, he got famous on youtube despite being racist and a nazi

Also, sadly, true of Internet Historian. It’s a shame because he’s hilarious. But also a Nazi and a plagiarist.

Hupf , in be on the lookout for the giant rake from the sky

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Pulp-Fiction-Vincent-briefcase.jpg

Hazmatastic ,

We happy?

Dampyr ,

Vincent!

We happy?

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