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The_Picard_Maneuver , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Love me some shitty star trek art

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

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The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol

martinbasic , in Sleep soundly
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I wonder what if I jump into it?

ProvableGecko ,

Don’t tempt me with a good time

saltesc ,

Just you, the darkness, and unstoppable tinnitus.

eldoom ,

What if I place a void pillow inside of another void pillow?

PoolloverNathan ,

You and everything within 10 feet take a brief detour to the Astral Plane.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

You have to fight the Four Kings

nicknonya , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like
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Diplomjodler3 , in Get in the Hilux

Actually, I’d be happy to keep working if it means that everybody on earth gets a decent standard of living.

madcaesar ,

Absolutely agree. I don’t have any urge to stop working. But 40 h / 5 days a week is too much. Life is too fucking short especially given how productivity has skyrocketed yet wages have barely kept up.

Obligatory fuck Ronald Reagan and the Republican party.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Sure. We can do both. Make sure everybody has a bearable workload and make sure everybody has enough.

LoreleiSankTheShip ,

Everything that needs to be done for society to maintain itself can be done if everyone works 20 hrs a week. The rest is just to allow some other people luxury lifestyles.

MystikIncarnate ,

I’m with you on this.

If we can meet the housing, food, and medical needs of everyone, then that would be sufficient.

Feathercrown , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

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Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

kittenzrulz123 , in Judgmental soup
nicknonya ,
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thy end is meow

iiGxC , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

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Kolanaki , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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This is the real reason Data doesn’t tell everyone where his off switch is.

S_H_K ,

That’s some Chobits shit.

PenisWenisGenius , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

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simplejack , in Gardening
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My bet is that this is a community garden of some sort.

Tomatoes are annuals. They die off every year. So if you liked a tomato from last year, and didn’t keep any of its seeds, and you want that same tomato next summer, you need to remember what you put in the ground.

PhatInferno ,
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True tho we always get quite alot of volunteers anyhoo

iAvicenna , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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wait till this comes with a monthly subscription

Agent641 ,

When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes

Delta_V , in Sleep soundly

An adventure for characters level 10-14.

doggle , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

So a toggleable vasectomy.

Trouble is you need a several days (maybe a week or more) and/or a few ejaculations to actually be sterile after a vasectomy… So this isn’t the kind of thing that you can flip on in the moment and you’re safe.

explodicle ,

I’d imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn’t be too bad.

ArcaneSlime ,

Better to keep it off until you and your wife are trying for a kid than keep it on and flip it off for saf(er) sex. Why keep your cum on while you’re just walking around?

FooBarrington ,

Mostly for fashion reasons

Noedel ,

They told me three months. In case the wires reconnect

PotatoesFall , in Which one was your favorite guys

Had to scroll past this post three times before it clicked lol

db2 , in The woke left hates white people too much. Its sad 😭

The quality of your posts is going down, and not in any of the good ways.

PenisWenisGenius ,

I’ve already pre-ordered Problematic Beer Dog 5 War Edition

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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That’s it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you’ll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it’ll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you’ll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

PenisWenisGenius ,

I think it’s working. I accidently got cum in my eye earlier.

db2 ,

Sorry about that by the way.

saltesc ,

In Internet culture, shitposting or trashposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is of “aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality”. Shitposts are generally intentionally designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction with the least effort.

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flughoernchen ,

There’s a different between a shitpost and a shitty post.

saltesc ,
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