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nicknonya , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

finley ,

That’s not where cum comes from. Your testes only produce spermatozoa

Nommer ,

No that’s where the pee is stored.

Sidyctism2 ,

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

Daxter101 ,

The breeding kink option

Maven , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Zapheus , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Controlled vasectomy…

iiGxC , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/81c2a0c0-0552-46c1-a01f-6a1e2c4f7818.jpeg

kokesh , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

Great! Someone should write HomeAssistant integration!

Gestrid ,

“Hey, Google, I’m having sex!”

Google turns down the lights and turns on the balls.

dQw4w9WgXcQ ,

The stereo starts playing Yakety Sax

PenisWenisGenius , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c9698850-b138-4209-a1fb-2744c94acb03.jpeg

Kolanaki , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“What if robots could fuck and Wall-E and Eva had a child?” - Some Amazon engineer.

UxyIVrljPeRl , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8fe48bfb-d393-4a6f-ae97-e50bc9ee281d.jpeg

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

TOModera , in No, seriously, I want to know

That cow’s sick! Must be bird flu.

salvaria , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Android turtle emoji

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

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blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in Some of y'all need this

This looks like the style of drawings where’s there’s secretly an old clown and young clown in the picture.

The real answer is that the person on the right is being swallowed by a giant a black and white imperfect Cell from DBZ.

mongooseofrevenge , in No, seriously, I want to know

Shredding beef

CaptainBasculin , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9d27546-ca30-407b-88b4-2f5d2a193812.jpeg

RandomStickman , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Lobster

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ac2ff8b1-4ef8-4c50-a2a7-71f13d416a6c.jpeg

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

You went above and beyond

Feathercrown , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df119ccf-821f-4bd7-b02f-8f0fd3b6a437.jpeg

Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

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