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hperrin , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”

tiredofsametab , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

click

Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions.... [35 pages of legalese ensue]

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

Tangent5280 , in I'm apparently getting old...

I thought this was an anti-meme, didnt realise it was about the brush itself getting old.

over_clox OP ,

Indeed, this really is my old hairbrush. Initially I never would have expected the bristles to fade like that, but it still works just fine, minus a few missing bristles.

But it looks like a gray haired old man now…

It’s almost a buyitforlife sorta post, but it’s showing it’s age, just like me.

kakito69 ,

The brush is not getting old. It’s getting mold

over_clox OP ,

LOL! No not quite though, but it is starting to signs of dryrot on the handle.

Hey, if it ain’t broke…

Sam_Bass , in I'm apparently getting old...

And the stuff in the sink after a shave looks more like sand

over_clox OP ,

You spelled Spanish Moss wrong.

nicknonya , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

finley ,

That’s not where cum comes from. Your testes only produce spermatozoa

Nommer ,

No that’s where the pee is stored.

Sidyctism2 ,

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

Daxter101 ,

The breeding kink option

Bassman1805 , in They only show up after midnight though

Ooh, and they’re deficit deadlifts too. Nice.

riddlemeboner , in They only show up after midnight though

Wheyfu

jlou , in Get in the Hilux

Employers steal the entire fruits of your labor as well. The fruits of workers' labor consist of the liabilities for the used-up inputs combined with the property rights to the produced output. Both of these are entirely held by the employer. This assignment violates the ethical principle that legal and de facto responsibility should match. You and your fellow workers are jointly de facto responsible for producing the product, but the employer has sole legal responsibility for it
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PenisWenisGenius , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

This is too mild. Maybe I should make a reddit account and start posting about how sulfuric acid and bleach makes the best bubble bath.

Rolando , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

I don’t care whatcha say, 10,000 BC was a great film.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.

Paradachshund , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I really don’t understand smart home stuff. Seems like such a waste of money to me for a negligible convenience gain.

iAmTheTot , (edited )

I like having smart things for automating certain aspects of the home. It also adds convenience for certain lifestyles. I can control my thermometer thermostat while I’m out of the house, for example, or check in on my pets on the cameras.

This is not advocating for things like what Amazon is doing, to be clear.

Paradachshund ,

Checking on the pets seems like a good use. Why do you need to change your thermometer when you’re outside the house, though?

toynbee ,

The simplest examples I can think of would be:

  • you meant to before you left but forgot
  • weather conditions changed so your house temperature needs changed
  • you want the house to be warm or cool when you get home, similar to the main benefit of remotely starting a car

I know many dumb thermostats support scheduling, which might preempt the last one, but if - again - you forgot to set that up or you didn’t know when you were going to be home, it would be a boon to have a way to address that.

Also, most of the smart thermostats I’ve seen have temperature threshold alarms. If a fire starts, you would get a notification and hopefully be able to do something about it. Or if the climate control system fails while you’re out, you can respond as appropriate.

I agree that there is no biological imperative for smart home equipment, but I have appreciated mine many times; and I mostly self host, so in theory I’m not giving away data. To me, the only downside is the cost, which comparatively isn’t really all that bad in many cases.

Rolder ,

I could see the reason for scheduling a thermostat, at least. Mostly to save money on heating/cooling when you are not home.

NovaPrime ,
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One reason we like the remote thermostat is it allows us to adjust the temp automatically for house plants depending on temp and humidity.

boletus ,

For the pets, or preheating your home for when you’re there.

Psythik ,

To save money on your electric bill. A smart thermostat will know when you’re not home, and automatically turn up the temperature to keep the bills down. It can also know when you’re heading home, so that it can turn it back down and have the house already cooled for you before you even open the front door.

You can also use them to automatically pre-cool your house at night, when electricity is cheaper. The residual coolness keeps temperatures down and the thermostat doesn’t have to run the A/C as much during the day, when electricity is more expensive

Paradachshund ,

That all sounds good, but aside from the remote control doesn’t seem like any of it would require it to be smart. Scheduling it would do the same thing with a simpler piece of tech.

So far I think you’ve made the best argument for it, though.

hemko ,

I personally love cool tech, that’s it. It’s not even about the convenience but “oh shit bro you see what this shit can do???” -kinda thing. It’s cool

What I don’t love is some asshole corporation stealing and abusing that data for their profits or handing it to the pigs

Paradachshund ,

That’s fair. I definitely don’t mean to yuck anyone’s yum. I just have the opposite reaction to most new tech I guess.

lightnsfw ,

If all this stuff actually integrated with other things you owned (regardless of brand) and was under your control instead of Amazon’s it would be cool as hell. Instead it spies on you with a thin veneer of functionality on top.

Zwiebel ,

You can do that with HomeAssistant

Riven ,
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Same here, if I do get anything that’s cool new tech I’ll get the self hosted version. I don’t need anyone else having access to my stuff.

Holzkohlen ,

Unless you are disabled, in that case it seems mega convenient and worth the privacy nightmare.

Paradachshund ,

That definitely seems like the best use case in my opinion. I can absolutely understand the appeal for people with disabilities.

Psythik ,

Having appliances that are aware of your energy costs is a good reason. There is a massive potential for savings if your fridge and thermostat know to avoid running as much as possible during the hours of the day when electricity is the most expensive, for example. That reason alone makes smart home stuff worth it for me.

Also, having lights that adjust their color temperature automatically throughout the day works wonders for my sleep. It’s like having a blue light filter for your entire home. And don’t even get me started on how nice it is to have a smart TV. It’s basically Android for your living room, which means that you can install 3rd party apps and block ads without paying a premium. Who needs Netflix when you can just directly stream torrents to your TV?

Evil_Shrubbery , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

Only FOSS/fully encrypted/self-hosted is above the law, sort of.

nifty , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a293cd53-d766-4347-9e11-d698917c74c3.jpeg

nifty ,
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I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly

TxzK , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Your credit card number + pin

mr_satan ,
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Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

drathvedro ,

Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/840fe3bf-9208-4052-8074-e27599dd623b.webp

GregorTacTac ,
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We have cryptocurrency

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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1984 , in I'm apparently getting old...
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You haven’t changed hairbrush in 25 years… That’s just insane. Well done…

over_clox OP ,

Honestly I’m not exactly sure how old the brush is, but I’m almost 42 years old now and I’ve had it since I was a teenager, so I just estimated it ya know. But yeah, it’s old haha!

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