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rafa , in Potato, anyone?

Haha dick funny.

Klystron , in Population per capita in Europe

Yeah well America’s is more

GreenCrush , in jackin off
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Red scare podcast?

ummthatguy , in Population per capita in Europe
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How’s jakubmarian.com this time of year? If it’s anything like Rand McNally, sign me up.

Iron_Lynx , in If only life was this simple

A horse doesn’t have to be worried about being happy if it ceases to think. Though it’ll also cease to be.

You see, this relies on the concept of “I think, therefore I am,” but if I led with that, I’d be putting Descartes before the horse.

gothicdecadence ,

goddamn you 😂

JuxtaposedJaguar ,

Something something porn actress in a philosophy class

TIEPilot , in jackin off

I have a friend that has tourrette’s we have drag him kicking and screaming to go out. Its a horrible affliction, and he has one of the mildest forms. Just random head ticks no outbursts. Also he won’t drink as the ticks become more frequent and extreme.

But we’ll be damned that he stays hold in his house. After we get him out he enjoys himself once his nerves calm down and he realizes nobody is staring when he ticks.

MajorHavoc , in The OG memes

I once heard a fellow student complain loudly about a vandalized book and return to the pile at the front of class.

I quietly swapped the book I had received for that book at the end of class.

10/10. Book was full of highly entertaining vandalism. It greatly improved my class experience.

AceFuzzLord , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Nothing like trying to tell your workers

Hey! We spent millions on this office space so you can work for pennies on the dollar! Come back so we can make more money you’ll never see a cent of or you are fired!

TimewornTraveler , in Population per capita in Europe

omg c/PORTUGAL.CYKABLYAT

Dirk , in funny because true
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“No.”

G_Wash1776 , in jackin off
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Lmao just bros being bros

lanolinoil , in Population per capita in Europe
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What happened to Maghreb!?!?!?

MelastSB ,

It’s not in Europe. What of Kosovo, however?

cyborganism , in 100, here I cum

We should be retiring at 50. This is bullshit.

Librechad ,

I mean it depends on what you want to do in life, some people live for flipping burgers, others live for going to the moon.

MeowZedong ,
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People love to have something to live for, but they end up making work their personalities because they have no time or energy for anything else. Turns out if you give people time to actually build a life, they don’t want to go to work constantly.

Sanctus ,
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We should be building a society where the concept of retiring is alien because the entire point of living isn’t to work.

cyborganism ,

RIGHT???

electrogamerman ,

That is almost impossible. Even if we had machines and robots, there will always be the necessity for people to work

Kage520 ,

Do you mean this as in robots cannot do it all? Because I’m pretty sure they soon will be able to. Or do you mean it in that humans need challenges to make their lives feel complete? Because I would agree with that.

electrogamerman ,

I meant the first one. Someone will have to create/update/maintain robots.

Kage520 ,

For awhile they will. But still, that would mean one engineer could handle several restaurants, for example. We won’t have nearly enough jobs for all the people, unless we invent some busy work. Maybe that’s what pumping gas jobs in certain states always has been though 🤔.

Sanctus ,
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I didn’t say nobody would have to work. I said that working shouldn’t be the point of life. This mentality that we are all stuck in should not be the defacto modus operandi of our society. What is the purpose of all of this if not to set us free from the mundane? What is the point of any of this if it is not to square the circle? Might as well have never climbed down from the trees if we are not reaching for infinity.

electrogamerman ,

And I said that it is almost impossible because there will always work to be done

Sanctus ,
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No shit, but at one point we are gonna have to stop extorting each other to work. At some point our society is going to have to actually care for us. So we can stop producing people who seek money and start producing people who advance our species.

rustic_tiddles ,

There are many people for who working isn’t the meaning of life.

Saik0Shinigami ,
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because the entire point of living isn’t to work.

But the point of living is simply to survive and procreate. There’s no innate requirement of “living” to be not working… we worked hard for thousands of years just killing things to eat.

Sanctus ,
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It is. We are chasing an egregore all the while destroying our planet. We need a mentality change, one that realizes we never removed ourselves from the same rat race for survival the rest of the life on this planet is in. We act like we are above our ecosystems, we are not. If our main focus was something else besides money, we might make it. But if we are only chasing the dragon, we will follow it to our deaths.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
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You can retire at any age you want lol. Most people didn't live in their means nor did they save for retirement starting at 18/22. This was possible 30 years ago. These days? Not so much.

It doesn't mean you can't leverage it way better than most though. Starting a Roth IRA saves more money than even paying off your house loan in half the time. That's saving an extra $70,000 for most. Putting into retirement early triples that lol.

Compound interest via stock/bonds is a bullshit money generating hack made up by rich people to get richer though. The poors literally get their dregs from riding on their coattails then acting like they invested well. Nobody wants to admit that you should be able to retire indefinitely by what amounts to hoarding above a certain dollar threshold though lol.

MeowZedong ,
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Is it really just a simple matter of living within your means when you are constantly bombarded with the idea that you are inferior for not having that shiny new thing and banks are constantly trying to push you into predatory debt schemes like credit cards?

At that point, I don’t blame people for not having a retirement fund. This is a systemic problem, not an individual failure and we should look at changing those systemic failures rather than pointing the finger at people and saying, “you fell for our bullshit and now you are poor. Shame on you!”

SCB ,

Tell me you have bad credit and a spending problem without telling me you have bad credit and a spending problem

MeowZedong ,
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Tell me you’re a stupid chud without saying you’re a stupid chud.

SCB ,

That doesnt really fit here bro sorry. It was a solid meme attempt tho. Keep practicing!

cyborganism ,

I just want wages to increase to a point where people with a decent education can afford a home without any major financial stress.

It’s not normal to have professionals with bachelor’s degrees not being able to afford a home.

kucing ,

Wr should be able to retire whenever we want. Fuck work.

Skellybones ,
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If you have enough money then ya

Deca ,

Women in China retire at age 50, men at 60

tallwookie ,
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really? that seems unsustainable, but would explain a few things I suppose.

cyborganism ,

Unsustainable??? Have you seen how many people there is in China? They could probably retire at 30 and still have enough people to fill in the jobs.

LaurelRerun ,

China has a bad ratio of young people to old people. They have a lot of people, but as the population ages there will be fewer working people supporting more retired people. It’s not just about money either. There are a finite number of nurses or caretakers in a country at any given time, so it will mean higher ratio of people needing care to those able to give it. It’s a complex issue that almost every country is going to be dealing with more in the future, but China will probably feel it more than average.

Deca ,

Keep in mind China has a much tighter family structure where children look after their elderly parents (and often live under the same roof), and in return grandparents provide free childcare so both parents are able to work full time. Nursing homes are not incredibly common but it might become a bigger problem as more and more young people move away from their family in the countryside to work in the bigger cities.

MeowZedong ,
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Oof. Check out what retirement ages were in the USSR. They were very similar to China with options to retire earlier if you worked more physically demanding jobs.

Turns out retirement ages in the imperial core have always been worse and since there is no big bad red to be scared of, the capitalists don’t feel the need to make the same kind of concessions they needed to make to prevent similar uprisings in their country in the past.

Your life is being stolen from you for someone else’s profit. It will always be this way under a capitalist system.

SCB ,

imperial core

How does this not describe the USSR and China? Two literal empires that increased expansionist policies after going communist?

MeowZedong ,
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How many countries have Russia and China, combined, bombed in the last 10 years?

How many countries has the US alone bombed in the last 10 years?

It’s a shame you don’t really wonder why people don’t describe Russia or China as part of the imperial core, because if you bothered to engage in arguments in good faith, maybe you could finally get the taste of boot off your tongue.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

You both sound like huge bootlickers.

spiderman ,

how are retirement plans in china? are they good?

Deca ,

Pretty good. My mum’s living in Shanghai (most populous city in China) and has been a pensioner for 20 years. It’s enough money to get by and now that she’s 70 she also receives monthly coupons for her neighbourhood canteen (although food is already very cheap)

reverendsteveii , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

I’m okay with decreased productivity. I don’t own stock in the company.

yuun ,
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You also most likely don’t get paid more for being more productive.

zikk_transport2 ,

As some high level manager in Barclays said - analysts are like light bulbs. You remove one, and insert another one.

It all depends on the team’s and company’s values. If you are just a number to them (reddit moment lmao) - act like a number. 😅

AnyProgressIsGood , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

That’s a lie. I can never relax at work so I can never jump in at 100percent

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