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AVincentInSpace , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Pacattack57 , in Dance music is music you can dance to.

Thank you Tuxor. Dance music is music you can dance to is a revolutionary in sight.

tux0r OP ,
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tips hat

Kolanaki , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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This is the real reason Data doesn’t tell everyone where his off switch is.

S_H_K ,

That’s some Chobits shit.

FlyingSquid , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
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I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
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I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

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FlyingSquid ,
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As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

Holzkohlen , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I’d just forget which one is on and which one is off. Also I have zero need for the on setting.

Omgarm , in Borrowing a car

Very easy to find it when you need it.

drunkpostdisaster , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

Not everyone follows what these people say on Twitter. Could be this guy had no idea the Rowling was the kind of person she is. Same is kind of true with jorden Patterson. On the surface nothing he says is unreasonable. It’s not until you really look into him that the problems emerge

solsangraal , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

to think about it, literally every tech company is going to hand over entire digital history to either the feds or whoever’s paying enough anything for it

aggelalex , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

aggelalex ,

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea’s pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night’s dream while gargling in the bathroom.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7872d4-3bd2-4d82-9c86-7dc77584703a.jpeg

aggelalex ,

Amazing. Thank you.

Cosmicomical , in False Dichotomy Rule

Ah yes, a pumpkin-earther

nicknonya , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

finley ,

That’s not where cum comes from. Your testes only produce spermatozoa

Nommer ,

No that’s where the pee is stored.

Sidyctism2 ,

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

Daxter101 ,

The breeding kink option

Maven , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Zapheus , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Controlled vasectomy…

iiGxC , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/81c2a0c0-0552-46c1-a01f-6a1e2c4f7818.jpeg

kokesh , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Great! Someone should write HomeAssistant integration!

Gestrid ,

“Hey, Google, I’m having sex!”

Google turns down the lights and turns on the balls.

dQw4w9WgXcQ ,

The stereo starts playing Yakety Sax

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